Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Slippers are so comfy but man do they bake my feet and leave them looking like this 4504
Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Some outtakes I didn’t like too much so I’ll bunch em together 1566
Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you’re gonna grab a snack from the kitchen, I got something you could eat instead 19212
Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They call the shorts cuz the time from wearing close to seeing hole is so short 21069
Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026While I’m cleaning the house today how about you help dad clean up himself? Get to work 110110
Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Posting this more as a meme cuz my camera went off when setting up and I look like a fat cryptid 1201
Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026On my phone after work and my husband said my ass was looking fat 5818
Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Really whatever dick pic but compare this to my old ones and I really have shrunk 6538
Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Everyone say goodbye to my hairy hole, it’s getting waxed 6806
Jordo 2 @thickweasel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Why can’t my penis stay soft forever it’s so cute like this 2413
