(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 04/09/2026hey, everyone! I QUIT! (obviously, i have to be a bit more specific than that... 🧵) 1120
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 10/08/2026my third batch of pokemon-themed adopts is now available!! remember, each one comes with a permanent 20% discount on any commissions featuring an OC you adopted from me! first-come, first-serve. paypal only. DM to claim! 0111
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Who's That Pokédopt...? (going up monday at ~10-11 AM, CST!!) 052
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 08/08/2026it's #VoreDay ALREADY!?! where does the time go... to celebrate, here's a CM for Lcg75545 on furaffinity!! their shark-vaporeon sona seems to be relaxing after a filling meal... i wonder what th-- wait. What. What The Fuck 0113
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 07/08/2026cm for @afflictedsillie.bsky.social!! this goodra is looking positively plump today :-] 0268
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 07/08/2026comm for anonymous of their roblox oc/sona/thing TREMENDOUSLY stacked. like ludicrously caked up. AND with those huge milkmounds, too...? 1154
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 03/08/2026commissions are OPEN once again!!! get 'em while they're hot, y'hear!? ⬇️ PRICES & LINKS BELOW ⬇️ 1135
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 23/07/2026for centuries, scientists have pondered the question of "what if popper liked witches' brew as much as sticky?" i mean, she sits on a whole HOARD of the stuff exclusively for him; surely he wouldn't notice if she just took a little sip, right...? 1335
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i don't know much about these new-fangled Terrariums, but it seems like the zoologist is gonna have to find a much, MUCH bigger house if that full moon is anything to go by... sketch CM for anon! 1235
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 22/07/2026when you exceed the weight limit of the company-provided scooters, you gotta put in a bit more effort to deliver those pizzas on-time... CM for anon, with a little bonus sketch featuring sticky! 0246
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 22/07/2026...phew. sorry to keep you waiting! took a lil week(?)-long hiatus in order to focus on some personal projects, but i've still got a few things on the backlog for allayouse!! starting off with a cm for anon :-] 0184
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 09/07/2026had the sudden urge to redraw this!!! 0397
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 30/06/2026estrogen really DID save her, didn't it 0334
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 22/06/2026[guy who's somehow never played tribal hunter voice] man. getting crazy tribal hunter vibes from this one comm for @thatonepanman.bsky.social!! 092
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 22/06/2026managing these mammaries is no longer a one-man job... comm for anonymous!! they wanted a continuation of that old sequence of me boob'd up, this time with a pair of disembodied hands helping keep my massive back-breaking enbytits at bay. thank you, kind stranger! 0304
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 12/06/2026for anyone who didn't get the chance to see the finale in theaters, don't worry! this is absolutely, positively, 1000% what happens!! 0234
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 11/06/2026wish i was posting with better news, but instead i'm gonna be rattling my tin can into the vast expanse of the internet... my gf and i have been struggling money-wise these past few months so i'm taking some measures to help keep us afloat. details in the image, links in replies! 11211
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 09/06/2026it's okay! i'm not really a big fan of it in a vacuum, but i like when it accompanies other stuff... being so obsessed with the taste of the slop that you're shoveling down your throat that it starts making your head all fuzzy... 💭 010
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 09/06/2026what the fuck. what the FUCK. that's so FUCKING scary. oh my god 100
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 08/06/2026i've been thinking about it on-and-off for the past few... probably years at this point? i always just get hung up on what aminal to use. there's just never been anything that really spoke to me enough to actually commit to it 111
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 08/06/2026honestly, sometimes i'm not sure what you people see in me... 170
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 08/06/2026being the physical embodiment of sexual attraction isn't all sunshine and roses, it seems... (plus an OUTIE alt... how scandalous!) 191
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 05/06/2026yet another CM, this time for... anonymous! up to this point, i had drawn everyone in the Fun Gang™ except susie... props to this commissioner for making me bite the bullet and doodle her also i *just* missed the deltarune anniversary FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU 116315
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 04/06/2026[gus fring voice] it is pride month, twist nation. you know what that means 0374
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 31/05/2026+ an alt without the felt texture, for all your "alt without the felt texture" needs 0101
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 31/05/2026just BARELY sneaking this in for the tailend of #MonobuttMay... another CM for the ever-lovely @licinnus.bsky.social, who wanted their plush luxray taut and bottom-heavy after a mishap at the stuffing machine!! 14213
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 27/05/2026didn't have enough time to polish this up but here's a doodle for the tailend of #Mayternity!! that witches brew really can do *anything*, huh? 0246
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 26/05/2026SORRY for the gap in posting!! i was Wicked Sick all through memorial day weekend. here's something i finished beforehand, though– a comm for anonymous!! a big belly-bedded boyfriend... plus it seems gf is getting in on the fun, too~ 0271
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 20/05/2026it's finally time... MY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN ONCE AGAIN!!! tinkered with my pricing a bit and also added a new tier for that 𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 shading i've been doing lately a link to the new Commission Form™ is in the replies!! i'm gonna pick around 10 or so to do, so don't shy away from submitting! 1196
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 16/05/2026throwing my hat in the ring... 030
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 14/05/2026lil' monobutt gangle, also for #MonobuttMay... 246979
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 08/05/2026i was told in my discord to "draw @dorkdorkdork.bsky.social immediately." i compromised. i gave him a monobutt for #monobuttmay. you see where i'm goin'? 0223
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 07/05/2026another cm, this time for @redboxxed.bsky.social!! cut her some slack, alright? she doesn't visit very often... 0415
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 05/05/2026the second encounter of your BW nuzlocke: a large, squishy, sassy-natured, slightly-off-model purrloin... what a catch! comm for anonymous 111425
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 01/05/2026comm for @thatonepanman.bsky.social!! their guy rift got hit with the beam that makes you fat and also gives you a huge bulge :-] 0313
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 01/05/2026i didn't know what #goldenweek actually was until i was about halfway through coloring this 1513
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 02/04/2026here's a batch of discord-exclusive comms i did recently, just to get back into the groove of things!! 1. Anonymous 2. AnonHugger on FA 3. @konihotdog.bsky.social 4. @thatonepanman.bsky.social 1346
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 25/03/2026keeping the Huge Boobs(TM) train rolling with who else but mx. twist themselves... these sweater-shredders REFUSE to be contained~ 06213
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 18/03/2026did you guys know i have a strawpage? me neither! this request has been sitting in my inbox for like a MONTH and i just saw it yesterday. whoops 0223
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 04/03/2026would you give him incorrect directions on purpose 162
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 23/02/2026me when i have to draw sticky again because im bored 0160
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 02/02/2026doodled this last year while i was deliberating some cosplay stuff but i figure there's no better time to post it given bob's announcement for T8 :-] GET READY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE 090
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 28/01/2026given how animal crossing is the Hot New Thing again i figured i would doodle up my old villager OCs!! lucas and cassie, respectively. a diet of nothing but caloric, extra-nutritious fruit sure does the body good, it seems... 0212
(RETIRED) 🔞 get it twisted @thickandtwisted.bsky.social · 21/01/2026lil single-layer doodle before i go to bed... bet you never expected to see fat POPPER did ya. thoroughly swindled and bamboozled, all of you. get owned forever 0293