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✨💅❤️I don't break bread with people John Brown would have shot.❤️💅✨

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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I've lived in Texas long enough to know that people debating between In & Out and Whataburger are both wrong, and the superior burger is P. Terry's. I will not be answering any questions, and I will be dying on this hill.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
As an American that has only spent four days in Canada, you could say I'm an expert when I say this: Tim Horton's is just Dunkin Donuts, but with better coffee and worse donuts.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
First time in Canada. The fact that we haven't co-opted poutine yet is criminal. That shit *slaps.*
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Listen, guys. Listen. If you don't want to be summarily executed by an agent of the state, you should learn to say please and thank you when they're abusing your neighbors, your rights, and violating the constitution on a daily basis. What don't you understand?
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"All lives matter**" **Unless the government tells me it doesn't because it doesn't align with their narrative, and hurts their bottom line, and disagreeing with them in the slightest makes me uncomfy and I don't want to admit I was wrong about the choices I made in supporting them.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
... I'm sorry, -what?-
washingtonpost.com
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
In case you were curious, neck tattoos don't feel great.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"School shootings are a fact of life," our Vice President, JD Vance. "We have to get over it," our President, Donald Trump. "It's worth it to have [...] some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment," Charlie Kirk. What did people honestly expect?
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This is so horrible. It's frankly devastating to see thousands of people wishing death upon the president -- when it should be millions.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If Biden, the man deemed "too old to be President," outlives Trump, it will bring me unadulterated joy, and I do not feel even the slightest bit bad about that. ☕
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
"Trump doesn't want to be a dictator. Would someone who wants to be a dictator say this?" www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
rollingstone.com
Trump: 'A Lot of People Are Saying Maybe We'd Like a Dictator'
Donald Trump said "a lot" of Americans want a dictator while taking question in the Oval Office on Monday, but claimed he doesn't want to rule as one.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I love how morons quote people out of context, not aware that they are referring specifically to a period of time wherein the likelihood that people may *have* to defend themselves against a democratically elected authoritarian government is very real - and not a generic "guns are good."
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Nothing quite like rushing to the emergency vet first thing in the morning because your dog refuses to leave insects alone. 🤦‍♂️
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I'm not jealous at all. 🥲 Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? Of course I'm not jealous of New Yorkers. Pfft. [cries in texas]
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Ladies - the next time someone says that women are "too emotional to lead," I want you to punch them in the mouth and say that it was just a "preemptive strike."
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
For two years I had to listen to MAGA voters cry about, "omg, you can't breathe with a mask on." Now ICE can't seem to function without them. 🙃
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
This has aged extraordinarily poorly.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has one of if not the best soundtracks I've heard in a game, ever. Pure cinema.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
... I fucking love my job.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Me to my financial guy:
media.tenor.com
a man with a mullet is walking down a street in front of a building with the word the on it .
ALT: a man with a mullet is walking down a street in front of a building with the word the on it .
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
ACAB also includes the fun police.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Canada, I have it on good authority that we will cancel all tariffs on Canadian goods if you all can just do something about Tom MacDonald. Just sayin'. It's something to consider.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Do you have any idea how bad you have to be at geopolitics to drive these three countries to work together? Like, holy fuck.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Pete Hegseth: We're clean on OPSEC.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Again, for the folks in the back, what the fuck is this shit? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
US supreme court weakens rules on discharge of raw sewage into water supplies
Ruling by the court, which has a Republican super majority, undermines the 1972 Clean Water Act
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
At what point do his supporters start saying, "okay, actually, this is racist." Asking for a friend.
reuters.com
Trump administration removes ban on 'segregated facilities' in federal contracts
The administration of U.S. President Donald Trump has removed an explicit ban on "segregated facilities" like waiting rooms, restaurants and drinking fountains for federal contractors, a memo issued by the U.S. General Services Administration showed.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
You cannot be a conservative and say, "I'm a fan of small government" and simultaneously be in favor of Trump invoking the Alien Enemies Act.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I guess we're deporting legal green card holders now: zeteo.com/p/breaking-d...
zeteo.com
DHS Detains Palestinian Student from Columbia Encampment
Agents told him his student visa was revoked. But he had a green card. Agents then said that was revoked too.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is the most ridiculous way to say "our rocket exploded."
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Well, finally made the swap to an EV.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Interesting that the index hasn’t been this high since the presidency was occupied by … {puts on glasses, zooms in on chart, checks calendar} … the same guy who’s there today
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Pwesident Zewenskyy, have you even said tank you?
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Jfc, remember when they said a woman couldn't run the country because she'd be too emotional? 🤦‍♂️
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Republicans in 2005: we're red blooded Americans that stand for patriotism! Republicans in 2025: 😭😭😭 pronouns are dumb; stop dead naming the Gulf of America
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
In case you were wondering, it's humid af in Colombia. Lol.
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abel @abelwithatable.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
BREAKING: Mexican President Sheinbaum argues that if cartels are deemed terrorist orgs, then the suppliers of weapons—over 74% of which come FROM the U.S.—should ALSO face accountability for enabling terrorism. As a result, Mexico is expanding its lawsuit targeting U.S gun manufacturers. 🇲🇽
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Cartagena is pretty great so far.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
If you're curious, this is the complete build: pcpartpicker.com/b/sHVcCJ
pcpartpicker.com
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
In unrelated news, I ran out of fan headers and I still have three more fans to add. 🥲
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Someone queue that "I make bad financial decisions" sound.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
.. 🤦‍♂️ this isn't a colossal waste of money and time or anything.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Immigrants bad (expect white Afrikaners)!" "DEI policies bad (except for white Afrikaners)!"
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Well, obviously if I don't buy this Radeon 7900XTX and 7800X3D now, I'm losing money. Because, ya' know, tariffs and stuff.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
"Trump is gonna' take care of vets! Trump loves vets!" Why, then, when I log into the VA website, is this just.. gone? 🙃
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Casual reminder that in Jan 2021, before handing the administration over to Biden, Mike Lindell was seen at the White House holding documents describing how Trump could enact a coup and declare martial law. In those documents, Kash Patel was named as the "acting" CIA head. 😐 It's always been a coup.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Yeah, I guess everyone flying those aircraft was mentally incapable and there's absolutely no coincidence at all that this happened for the first time in fifteen years once Trump did away with certain policies. 😐
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The worst part is that the people that voted for him are still going to refuse to admit that they fucked up.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Don't get my hopes up.
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thiccolas cage @thiccolas-cage.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Rolling back civil rights and equal opportunity laws finally let us know when the "again" in Make America Great Again was a reference to.
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