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John Stracke

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John Stracke @thibault.org · 26/09/2026
Or they could say "you don't get anything until you've made $100", and not collect a bond. Android ads follow this model (or used to); I used to have an ad-supported app, but gave up because it was going to be a decade before I saw any money. IIRC, paid apps had a similar model.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 25/09/2026
Dungeons and Dragons.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 18/09/2026
Ford signed a law barring us from assassinating foreign heads of state. That might have been a little more than fifty years ago, though.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 09/09/2026
A mathematical formulation of a problem which only one person publishes on?
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 09/09/2026
Yeah, I got stuck with a Charger one work trip, when there was nothing else available. A black one. In Vegas, in a heat wave (120°F). It was not a good experience.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 09/09/2026
I used to have A1 and the AMS Lite, and now I have the P2S and AMS 2. I can confirm that the non-Lite AMS is less cranky. The only downside is that it apparently doesn't work well with cardboard spools; the cardboard rubs off and gets into the mechanism. There are adapters you can print, though.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 08/09/2026
At one point when my kids were young, we sometimes went on walks and had them point out interesting things; for each spotted, they got a minute of screen time. I eventually had to disallow anything that was pareidolia, because it was just too easy.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 08/09/2026
Bowie as the Goblin King in Labyrinth.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 31/08/2026
I searched for Toronto, and saw Lake Ontario. (Searching for the lake might have affected the result.) But it misnames the Gulf of Mexico.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 31/08/2026
We steal vocabulary, but we don't steal grammar. Imagine how much worse that would be! "I ate the mutton tortilla's filling." "No, no, 'tortilla' is of Spanish origin, so you have to say 'the filling de la tortilla'. And 'mutton' is French, so..."
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 29/08/2026
Farm girl doesn't get married.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 25/08/2026
Huh. The version I remember was "he's been domesticated, I tell you". I wonder if this one is the original.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 22/08/2026
Luck helps those who help themselves?
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 19/08/2026
My concern is that people won't be able to tell them from regular AirPods, and will harass anybody using either kind.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 15/08/2026
Maybe he’s migratory.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 15/08/2026
Gilded or Guilty?
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 12/08/2026
So what if it's a wall of steel? Steel walls do not block missiles.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 12/08/2026
But wait five minutes.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 12/08/2026
A Skeksis. (Dark Crystal)
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 11/08/2026
Dysfunctionally literate?
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 08/08/2026
Note that it says she publishes them; it doesn't claim she writes them.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 07/08/2026
I thought Asclepius was a human?
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 31/07/2026
God speaks with a forked tongue?
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 28/07/2026
The horse would do less damage.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 27/07/2026
Great!
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 27/07/2026
The other day I saw a presentation where the speaker said their Claude config was set up not to use em dashes so their work wouldn't look AI-generated...and used at least three of them in their own slides.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 26/07/2026
The Fellowship of the Ring Worm
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 26/07/2026
He wears a cowl. Maybe he does have a pixie cut under there.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 26/07/2026
I'm pretty sure excommunication doesn't mean you aren't subject to Catholic rules any more. Otherwise, a heretic in the cells of the Inquisition could have hit one of the priests (automatic excommunication) and gotten free.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 25/07/2026
But did you try to sell them for $100k?
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 23/07/2026
Probably not just one line, but: "At the stillpoint of destruction, at the center of the fury, all the angels, all the devils, all around us, can't you see!" Sting, "Love is the Seventh Wave".
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 22/07/2026
Let them fight it out.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 19/07/2026
If you're reviewing or editing papers, isn't it your job to be a gatekeeper? (And, speaking as one who reads CS papers to learn from, I thank you for it.)
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 17/07/2026
Tabby cat yawning, with her whiskers catching the light.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 16/07/2026
Illegal tender.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 16/07/2026
"This surcharge protects you from price increases."
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 16/07/2026
Nah, she'd have to be 35 years old.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 13/07/2026
So did I (except the shag, I think). And giant meant about a 19" screen.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 12/07/2026
In the Foundation books, Seldon maneuvers to get the Foundation on a metal-poor planet so they'll have to develop more efficient tech. These people have been in space something like 13,000 years. Don't they have asteroid mining?
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 09/07/2026
I've had that feeling writing software. "Oh, yeah, *that's* what this is!"
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 09/07/2026
No, but each house can expel its own members.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 29/06/2026
No promises *how* I'll behave.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 22/06/2026
Oh, I remember the film ribbons. My dad's typewriter was a Smith-Corona, and he always had one film ribbon that we weren't allowed to use; if I wanted to type a school assignment, I had to use one of the cheaper ribbons.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 22/06/2026
I used to collect old power adapters. One day I was able to find one for a device my son bought at a yard sale. Then we moved, and I decided a collection useful once in a 30-40 years wasn't worth keeping. Of course, as soon as I got rid of them, we found something that needed an adapter.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 22/06/2026
Yeah, it was a blow when I pulled out the code from my master's thesis and it wouldn't work with a current compiler. Not sure how that happened; it was just C, which hadn't changed much.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 20/06/2026
I remember one restaurant, in a town that required a smoking section 30% of the seats, where it was 3 seats out 10... noncontiguous.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 17/06/2026
It could be difficult deploying an unstoppable army of mantises for good. I'm imagining them showing up to help at a soup kitchen, and all the humans running screaming into the night.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 17/06/2026
"The sonnet industry" makes me think of poets trudging out of the sonnet factory, being searched for stolen meter and rhyme.
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 14/06/2026
Hey, the ebook is available at the Internet Archive! archive.org/details/bim_...
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A classical dictionary of the vulgar tongue. 1785 : [Grose, Francis, F. A. S.]. : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
A classical dictionary of the vulgar tongue. 1785..Digitized from IA40310714-46.Previous issue:...
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John Stracke @thibault.org · 14/06/2026
I love "ninja-level incompetence". Makes me think of the ninjas in The Tick. "We're a hedge. Really, we're a hedge. Move along."
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