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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

A few new natal aspect videos are up on my Astro School! Join and get access to my playlist with over 175 natal aspect video break downs. Patreon.com/burnblack

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I had five new sign ups this month for Astro School! Welcome new students!!! Patreon.com/burnblack Come learn with me!!!

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The Netflix of Astrology, Human Design, and Healing

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

One time at a club in LA, Melissa left me on the smokers’ balcony alone. Knowing no one, I found the weirdest guy in the room, complimented his gold chains, “I like your bling.” and without missing a beat, he turned around like he was on The Voice said, “I like your nipples.” It was Tracy Morgan.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

New Synastry Video on Astro School on the sun opposite partner’s moon. Come dive in and learn Synastry with me Patreon.com/burnblack

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

What I would do to be a cigarette in the mouth of Jeremy Allen White…fuck

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⚞ 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚.𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 ⚟ @unfazedprincess.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

abusive exs be like “i gave you the world” bitch you gave me ptsd

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

New workshop landing on Astro School this month with @thekeenwitch.bsky.social and I! Come join us on Patreon! Transit Saturn Conjunct Venus.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I got my eye on Wendy Williams with this eclipse story. Free Wendy!

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I’m sick of dating. Where is my Mickey Milkovich?

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I wrote an article on Patreon on the ninth house, natural law, and Luigi Mangoine. Come support my work. This article is available at the Vestry level and above. If you are unfamiliar with natural law and would like a deeper look into the ninth house, come hang out this month with us on Patreon!

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

To be honest, I am not that rebellious. I just live my life in accordance with what I think is the right thing to do at all times. But, often the right thing to do is not what we are taught or the “legal” thing to do. I don’t believe social constructs. I live my life in accordance w/ natural law.

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William Holloway @williamholloway.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

My podcast is now available on YouTube. @thezinewitch.bsky.social Next episode out in a few days! #astrology #podcast #venusretrograde youtu.be/MYK6UzU8yXg?...

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Venus Retrograde 2025

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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Luigi’s Venus sits on Daniel Johns’ Mercury, and every time Anthem comes on shuffle, I start envisioning the future—one where we all awaken to our collective power. It feels like Luigi was a door, but only if we choose to see him as one.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I think people are missing the point of A Real Pain which is when people are at their lowest & try to commit suicide, you need people the most. However, as somebody who has gone through this, I can tell you without a doubt every suicide attempt I made was followed by the loss of friends, silence.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I want to find a daily walking buddy here in Chicago. How do I find this?

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..saínt @uhhsoul.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but sometimes the answer isn’t going back to school—it’s strategically networking your way into the spaces you want to be in. opportunities are often built through connections, not just credentials.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Anytime I see a fucking picture of Luigi it’s like suddenly I’m this scene from Degrassi m.youtube.com/watch?v=3pIv...

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Degrassi: Jake Epstein and Cassie Steele- Cinderella

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Libra is the eyebrows of the zodiac— a lot of maintenance but they really do have the ability to change what your face looks like. Scorpio is the spine of the zodiac—silent, strong, and holding it all together, but don’t bend too far or they’ll snap and make you regret it trying to impress Libra.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Aquarius is the brain of the zodiac—always thinking 5 steps ahead, too busy solving humanity’s problems to notice they’ve left everyone behind. Virgo is the stomach of the zodiac—constantly digesting everyone’s problems & silently judging your chaos while they clean up the mess Aquarius left.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Taurus is the neck of the zodiac- you gonna turn your head for them and the next thing you know they are holding everything steady & calling the shots. Aries is the head of the zodiac—they think they are calling the shots but Taurus is already 10 chess moves ahead having planned the whole thing.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Gemini is the tongue of the zodiac. They’ve got a million words, & they’ll use every single one of them. Leo is the underboob of the zodiac—attention-grabbing, & always showing just enough to leave you wanting more. They don’t need to say it; their presence speaks for itself.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Capricorn is the shoulder of the zodiac—solid, reliable, & always holding things together. They might not get the credit, but without them everything would collapse. Now, Sagittarius is the butthole of the zodiac—up for a good time, a lil messy, but guaranteed to leave you w/ a story to tell. 🫠

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Venus Retrograde: Not just exes in your inbox, but an invitation to check if you’re still in love with you. If not, make the change, homie. (Just maybe not your hair)

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Your Chart is a Map, Not a Destiny: Your birth chart isn’t a fixed blueprint of fate—it’s a map showing potential. You can actively choose how to work with the energies present, making conscious decisions to grow and evolve. That, my friends is the magic.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

The North Node is Your Soul’s GPS: The North Node shows the evolutionary path your soul is meant to follow in this lifetime. It’s not about what feels comfortable but what pushes you to grow, even if it feels difficult or foreign at first.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Just a reminder my Ascendent Master Classes are available on my website! Thezinewitch.com

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

really silverchair showed us all the stages of capitalism if you think about it frogstomp- innocence freak show- slavery neon ballroom- the decent into madness and the rise against diorama- let’s invent a new world to escape this world young modern- acceptance of the collapse

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Sometimes I like to play with celebrity potential composite charts and I’ve never seen better Synastry and Composite than Jesse Lacey & Courtney Love, unsurprising.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Aquarius moon who has been in love with Virgo Moons without fail for the last 30 years. Criticize me. Tell me what to do. I have no idea what I’m doing ever, please.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Let’s do some pop up readings today for the eclipse! My pop up readings start at $30-$100 donation. If you wanna check out my reviews, they are available on my website. Just send me a DM if you would like to claim a spot and I will record something for you within the next 48 hours!

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Moon in the Sixth House: I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about how I’d choose to kill my family members.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

If you have a Mercury in Libra, you think like a lawyer. They are constantly protecting their client’s rights unless you make a fair argument. In which case you do, they will still bill you for your time.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Astrologers are often the least valued person in their family. Their whole lives no one took the time to understand them the way they did the other members so they spend a lifetime trying to understand everyone else only to be undervalued because the truth is, they don’t even know themselves.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Sun in the 6th: If you disappeared, they’d only notice when the work wasn’t done. You either serve or suffer. Either way, no one notices until you collapse. Then they replace and forget you entirely.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Sun in the 11th House? When you walk into a room, it’s not about you—it’s about what’s possible.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Mercury opposite Saturn: The mind of a scholar, the self-talk of a villain. No one doubts you more than you do.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Moon square Neptune? You’re not “too sensitive”—you’re a walking séance. Your dreams hold more truth than some people’s realities.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

so now that we are all gonna start raw dogging health care maybe we should all start raw dogging medical degrees. venus in pisces: learn reflexology venus in aries: acupuncture

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Boomers will tell you to ‘pull yourself up by your bootstraps’ but get personally offended when you’re like “ok, daddy, then give me that credit card so I can strap meself, my boots low key don’t have straps cuz they were on clearance at Temu.”

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I don’t want to hear about how much you hate cursive singing cuz it’s not a new concept. Do you remember the 90’s where every lyric ended with the letter A? From Gregorian chants to Indian classical music, singers have always used their voices to reinterpret vowels & consonants. You’re just a h8r.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

With Venus about to go retrograde, paired w/ the Pisces new moon, this is a powerful moment for reflection on our relationships—esp. the ones we have with ourselves. Before you leap into new emotional commitments, take a step back. What needs healing? What old patterns are you ready to release?

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Honey Honey Honey @honeycelestial.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I love love love this!!! Yes build your own understanding as you study! And I appreciate the note about studying with disabled and ND astrologers. My own journey w/chronic illness and disability has def influenced my understanding

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

New article on Astro School on the pain of the sixth house.

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

If you ever wondered if there was a common thread throughout your entire life, today is the last day I am booking prenatal eclipse readings! If someone in your life feels lost right now, or is looking for meaning- let me guide you. Readings are $99! Just email me for a spot! Thezinewitch@gmail.com

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

should i put out a poetry book cuz i wrote like ten poems today

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The Zine Witch @thezinewitch.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

The balsamic moon is a dead moon made for ghosts, goodbyes, and getting real about what no longer belongs to you. Some doors close quietly. Others slam shut. Either way, don’t stand in the doorway or you’re gonna get your fingers slammed.

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