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DrZaius

@thezaius.bsky.social
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Everything you need to know about me is in my profile... except for what isn't in my profile. Switch code, code for Switch: SW-0946-8163-3701

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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Take a photo??? I don't know, isn't there an easier way to do this? Isn't there a database I can refer to with a search window where I can type in the name next to where it says "Paid for by"?
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate it when games do that. I'd rather get everything a game has to offer in one playthrough. It took me several years to get back to Chrono Trigger for all the endings.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Onett in Minecraft alpha, 15 years ago. I was still in my 20s... www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6An...
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Onett in Minecraft
YouTube video by TheZaius
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I, for one, can't wait to play through this dungeon again.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He does this every time he swaps boots.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't understand the stock issues with this game. I wish Bethesda would say something.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cheap as free!
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tim Robinson: 55 Burgers, 55 Fries Sketch
ALT: Tim Robinson: 55 Burgers, 55 Fries Sketch
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No big head-first dive from Link?
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, when the mosquitoes get bad at night, I also hide under the covers. Getting rid of any standing water in and around the house can be a good preventative measure. Make sure there aren't any pots full of water in the sink or pots outside full of rainwater. Stuff like that.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been relatively safe this year. I think they're aware of the electric fly swatter and just don't mess with me anymore. Do you have any indoor Deet or some equivalent?
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Swat Mario Paint
ALT: Swat Mario Paint
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"They fed us gruel, forced us to make wallets for export and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!" "Oh, my god!" "Actually, the bear just ate his hat." "Was it a nice hat?" "It was a MAGA hat." "Eh."
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So "Wario World" is actually just America?
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
8!?!?!?
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I remember the time I watched Mortal Kombat in theaters with my dad. I don't think he cared for it or followed the plot all that well but he liked the pretty women and Goro being punched in the balls.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All the devs that currently contribute to Xbox's identity are getting Activisionized.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*their Also, they're probably firing the old guard to eventually hire cheaper labor.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mario Screaming 'MMAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAA!'
ALT: Mario Screaming 'MMAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAA!'
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
RE4 was shlocky as well, until the remake cut a bunch of it out.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd do this if there was one near me. I used to go as a kid. 🤷‍♂️
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh God... 🤦‍♂️😂
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's, uh... pretty darn pricey.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"GIVE IT TO ME" "SMELLY NERDS" 🤣
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I agree with him on that. It's not going to wipe out humanity. No, it's going to wipe out our economy when the bubble finally bursts.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nooooo! My last gold point is expiring this month!
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same taste in clothes.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cheap as free... if I win.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
More propaganda and racism being pushed by our government to indoctrinate children. With no significant pushback from the video game industry, outside of Tetris. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f87p...
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The Dark Intent Behind Arcade.Gov | Unpacked
YouTube video by Second Wind
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
THEY MUTED BOWSER! UUUGGHHHH!!!!
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Chris Farley Losing My Mind - I'M FINE
ALT: Chris Farley Losing My Mind - I'M FINE
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I kind of feel this way about Super Mario RPG. "Nah, Origami King is better." Like, what parallel dystopian timeline have I entered?
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
ALT: Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now that's some fine video game paraphernalia. These days, who knows, they might just release a book loaded with AI. 🤷‍♂️
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, they sold an actual physical copy of the book? That book in the game was great.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's a shame. I really liked Ni No Kuni.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
...What if it's a middle name?
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's all I need as a diehard listener of play-by-play commentary over the radio. "ARM BAR ARM DRAG BODY SLAM ARM BAR MOSS-COVERED, THREE-HANDLED FAMILY GRUDUNZLE ARM BAR"
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
PC plus Nintendo minus game key cards, as far as I'm concerned...
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd have no idea what was going on if I was listening to this on the radio.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey, Link's new design for the Ocarina of Time remake looks great!
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
60 dollarinos? Looks like they're not remaking much.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Resolutions like this one and the ideological agenda they promote are barnacles on our work here and the reason this institution is losing its credibility." We just keep looking up new ways to embarrass ourselves.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
webtv.un.org/en/asset/k1b... "While this initiative is presented as an anodyne effort to update cartographic proportions, the United States clearly sees it cannot be separated from the much larger and more radical ideological project it belongs to..."
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General Assembly: 114th Plenary meeting, 80th session
General Assembly: 114th Plenary meeting, 80th session
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Leave it to our trash country to be the only one, out of over 160 nations, that votes against this.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*investment package
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A steelbook for a digital game...
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WTF, "Looks to of"!? I hope this is only in the demo and not the final release. Moonlighter for #NintendoSwitch #Miiverse
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I only count the original trilogy.
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DrZaius @thezaius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The problem isn't the controversy. The problem is the use of generative AI. Which you dismissed. That is shameful.
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