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Alex Remnick

@theythem.bsky.social
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Bsky rn
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I just remembered I can post
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If I'm elected, on my first day in office I'm declaring double war with Iran, and maybe one of the Baltics too. They've had it too good for too long.
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You’re not a real New Yorker unless you get a little triggered every time you see a low flying plane near Manhattan
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I was today years old when I realized “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” by Good Charlotte contains a Marion Barry diss.
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Big day for this GIF
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a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
"we could see BOOP" has been rattling around my brain since I heard it
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I’ve seen housewives more desperate than you can possibly imagine
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A moment for my outfit on Monday…
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Please, my plaque psoriasis, it’s so mild to severe
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If I send you this it means we’re getting blackout tn #thunderbolts
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
LEO?!? boring ass name
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I know George Santos is objectively a bad person but there’s something I respect about a man who’s so committed to the bit he is literally willing to go to jail for it
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It’s wild how basically the rest of the world is bilingual to accommodate English speakers while some Americans become enraged if they even hear a foreign language
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Comment “for now” under every picture
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Me af
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Why does asking for the WiFi password at a bar or restaurant feel like a humiliation ritual?
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
New bit idea: ending every text message with “sent from my iPhone”
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
JESUS ON EASTER, TALKING TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE CELEBRATING 4/20: “You know, I was cross faded once.”
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Speak softly and Carrie a big Bradshaw
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Keep calm and Carrie Bradshaw
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’m getting out of bed and going to my workout class even though I’m SO WARM and SO COMFY
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Saxon bragging about going to Duke when he's clearly a legacy. #TheWhiteLotus
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Hate to say it but #TheWhiteLotus finale was kinda disappointing. Not for any of the individual plot points, but it just felt kinda sloppy.
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I hope people continue to unfairly hate on Wet Leg. Less competition for tickets.
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Not sure if this refers to yourself or another person but either way happy hunting
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
We are so cooked
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I just listened to the new Wet Leg song 5 times back to back omg I love this band
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Make Chipotle 21+ and a dispensary
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Why do teenagers act like that at Chipotle?
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This new Skrillex project is so fun! How are we classifying it? Mixtape, full album? I'm getting mixtape vibes
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
There’s also a trans day of invisibility but y’all don’t get to know when that is…
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
There was a time when the nightlife scene felt really petty, bitter and competitive. I don't know what changed, or if I just found better people to surround myself with. I'm just constantly thankful to be surrounded by this much joy and creativity.
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I'm just constantly amazed at the music community I have in New York. So many kind, talented, determined artists making great work and supporting each other. It makes me genuinely emotional sometimes.
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
What the fuck even is a triangle shirtwaist?!
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You’re not a real New Yorker until you’ve stepped on one of the guys that rolls themself up into a carpet at the club
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Happy men in slutty little short shorts season to all who celebrate
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
They should invent a cigarette that doesn’t smell like that
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Explaining Gaylor to my coworker...
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 26/03/2025
I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Super disappointing to see Yaeji not only using AI in her new video, but using it as part of a brand partnership with microsoft.
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I HATE BEING BESET BY OBSTACLES STOP BESETTING ME
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Control Alt DELETE THIS
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Explaining the loss meme to someone feels like watching yourself having a stroke from outside your body
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
No one has suffered more than Stassi in season one of vanderpump
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
MILLIE BOBBIE BROWN (chained to a basement radiator): “I did your Chris Pratt movie. Please let me see my husband.” NETFLIX EXECUTIVE (dumping a bucket of ice cold water on her head): “The shareholders want Ebola Holmes 3.”
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
So many microblogging sites and I don’t use any of them
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Alex Remnick @theythem.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
It actually kinda slaps
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2025
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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