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Felicia Hardy

@theyactasballast.bsky.social
224 followers 208 following 133 posts

thief, investigator, hedonist, bombshell of bombshell, absolute size queen, the list goes on. . . NSFW RP, 18+ only. Writer owns nothing

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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Ah ah." She clicks her tongue, casually slapping the other's hand.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well, he's right in that she was probably up to something. Wrong in that it had little to do with him. Well, nothing, for that matter. "Trust me, you aren't the only one."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There was a light shrug from the bombshell in return as she casually leaned back against the nearest wall. "Is it ever? If I was gonna snatch something major, you'd probably notice the second it was missing." Again, in the instance that she'd done so at all... this time.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
See, she's trying to get him OFF of her ass, not getting him to latch on further.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not a thing. But he doesn't know for sure, now does he? "Who's to say? You're just going to have to give the place a VERY thorough once over."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"I'd worry about whether or not anything's missing from your place instead."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No. No, he doesn't.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That's one way to get her roused...
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Yeah, I'm totally looking forward to having to worry about ice while I'm jumping off buildings. Eh, at least I shouldn't have to worry about whether or not I'll freeze."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Right. Suure. Nothing at all." She quipped, taking the cup that was offered to her and taking a small sip from it. "Well not yet, but give it a minute." she joked.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Now, why do I have immediate feeling that you're trying to butter me up?"
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who'd have thought, right? So big that even the blind can't look away. "Yeah, yeah. They all do." she quipped, lightly shrugging her shoulders. "Not too shabby, to be honest."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cue a gloved finger casually tilting his head upward.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I'm sure you have an inkling as to where."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"No kidding..."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Honestly, that might be underselling things juuuuust a tad.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Honestly, that might be underselling things juuuuust a tad.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Casually stretching her arms and back some while looking over her surroundings.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Yeah I know, something something 'fraction of my power' and all, but have you SEEN her?!"
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"So does this mean there's a chance of having Emma Frost's big fake tits in my face, or..."
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𝑴𝑨𝑹𝒀 @emerlta.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈?
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you can hear any clapping at all, it's because she let you.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
(In the time it took you to read the above statement, she's already made off with about $15k worth of jewels. Toodles!)
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Being a bad bitch with gigantic juggs, a fat pussy and a fatter ass is tough, but someone's gotta do it.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
National Boob Day. Or as I call it... Friday.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just a li'l something for Black Cat day
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Takes a swig from a bottle of wine as she looks over the absolute mess she's made of her bedroom in the last few days. Seriously, you could drown someone in her sheets alone!
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Maybe it's the ovulation talking (which is a whole new level of hell unto itself). But good lord, Beta Ray Bill can 𝙂𝙀𝙏. 𝙄𝙏.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Nothing like a bit of larceny to get the juices flowing.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The sort of thing certain people would absolutely have in their camera roll.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Trust me, most of us do."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Hey, I'm sure as hell not complaining."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"At this point? It's probably best not to bother trying to keep count."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"In fairness, that's mighty common."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Average Sunday morning #SeductiveSunday
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
/let's fucking gooooooo
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
/my mind is in the gutter, but so is my motivation!
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
See Tits, Post Tits
this SUPER BOOBTASTIC art brought to you by Alex Miranda
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This doesn't even begin to get into her skill or flexibility. She could have been a gold medalist in gymnastics a few times over if things panned out differently.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Since it's National Black Cat day and all...
Laik3D
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Guaranteed to break Spider-Man. No one does it quite like her. #SeductiveSunday
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
/me trying to take note of the things i owe on my gals so i can EVENTUALLY get to them
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
To be fair, Felicia's basically a pro at it by this point. Though there's also occasional hangups. Being hypersexual does have it's cons after all, even without getting into the likely root causes. "Suit's custom made. Exactly how I wanted it at that." The obvious theme also helps.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Yeah, t would be a bit pot and kettle coming from her, wouldn't it? Let's be honest here, they both do what they do because they find it exciting. Not that Felicia's going to give the other shit for it. "Oh boy, do I?" she replied, leaning back against a wall, checking her "nails" for a sec.
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
In fairness, Felicia was "in costume". And said suit pretty much clung to every last curve of her body. And it was unzipped just underneath her cleavage. Plus good luck downplaying a rack the size of hers. "Sport, mostly."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"Well, when I'm trying to play somethin' for my own ends, it sure helps to have the looks to go with the charm."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Cue a casual shrug from the blonde in question. "Turns out certain archetypes persist for a reason. Who'd have thought?"
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"Well, at the risk of bragging, being a near six foot tall leggy blonde with a gigantic rack certainly helps."
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Felicia Hardy @theyactasballast.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
/Felicia "Speeds through Foxy Floodgates loudly singing along to a song about how she fucks your girlfriend better than you" Hardy. #FeliciaGetsTheJobDone
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