iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I’ve stopped helping my elderly neighbor with her groceries after she held me hostage at her flat one time around midnight “to fix her internet” and my boyfriend had to rescue me because she was blocking the way out. Enjoy being blocked, bitch.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I am 100% aggro today but it’s game night so all that rage and hate went into cleaning the flat 🤣

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Renting company asked me for a realistic and detailed business plan “to further assess the risk” after I’ve agreed to 5 months deposit already. Fuck that, sent them a NDA to sign because they are a risk for me as well. I am happy to answer questions but I won’t be treated like a flight risk.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My ex-client was like “why should I pay you for the website (I requested you to build) if I could have used Wordpress?” So I terminated their hosting and now they don’t have any website. Fuck such clients

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I love how the Defenders of Hogwarts looks 🤩 such a fun game with the asymmetry that brings extra spice. youtu.be/cEFN6qj_phg

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Defenders of Hogwarts, A Board Game by MinaLima is Live on Kickstarter ⚡️

YouTube video by MinaLima Design

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Bought Kakarot for my steam deck, quickly saw the game sucks (for me), refunded. I’ve never seen such clunky game, it feels like a 1999 game. Truly terrible controls and overall experience. And cherry on top? Win a fight only to see a cutscene in which you’re defeated, fuck no.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

My dream is having a small home with a shop on the street level. It’s 100% impossible in Germany because nobody builds like that and also house prices are exorbitant.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I feel like moving to Germany or staying here longer than 5 years was the biggest mistake of my life…

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Have you ever met a married couple that looks like siblings? Not like “haha you are so similar” but like full blown “inceeeesssstttt” whisper as they enter the room?

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Disney+ sends me mixed messages lately… Recommended for you: How to Die Alone High Potential

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Good luck to Ukraine entering European Union anytime soon after that aggro they just did with celebrating their “heroes” 🤣

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I am about to leave my IT career in the past and it feels so good… tech started being toxic and suffocating lately

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Big day today, packed the documents and sent to the makler for my boardgame cafe rental 🤩

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Sunday doesn’t look like a good day to be alive 🥵

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Me talking with the fucking Ordnungsamt after my company had expanded Erwerb and they want something but can’t explain what they really want and it’s all fucked up… god I sometimes hate Germany so much

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Ryan Gosling & Rachel McAdams: What Do You Want?

ALT: Ryan Gosling & Rachel McAdams: What Do You Want?

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I hate doing any business in Germany, the communication culture here is toxic AF…

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I find it hilarious that the community bullied the “A life” board game creator to switch from genAI imagines to human made ones and everyone is happy now

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Zelensky trying to be passive aggressive after Poland took some medal from him shows you how little class he has a leader and how one-sided Ukrainian politic is. Sad.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Disney+ going from 140€ to 160€ a year is such a bizarre thing xD I don’t think they understand that Disney+ is the first service to cut.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Life sucks very much right now and I have no clear way to unsuck it but I will find a way…

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

O nie, a co jeśli pary jednopłciowe adoptują dziecko i ono będzie szczęśliwe? A nie takie smutne i obarczone traumą jak z rodziny katolickiej? Czy ktoś o tym pomyślał?

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

All this nonsense about Siri AI and iOS still doesn’t offer a raising volume alarm sounds… please Apple, give me alarm clock that doesn’t startle the shit out of me every morning!

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Any time I try to do something cool in Germany it leaves me depressed and frustrated. It’s not a country for creative people

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Mike Straw | Insider-Gaming.com @mikestrawmedia.com · 10/06/2026

Ubisoft EMBARGOED news to outlets about the layoffs and studio closures, FYI. Employees were told this morning. And then many reached out to us. Companies trying to embargo layoffs and closures might be the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my 16 years.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I’m slowly getting depressed with how everything goes NOT the right way…

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

This year WWDC keynote is depressing

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Wow iOS 27 is iOS for kids and even more AI? WTF apple, fuck off…

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Craig Federighi, now with 200% chest hair.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Of course Siri AI won’t work in the EU, that should say you everything you need to know how private it really is 🤣

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

“At Apple we have deep respect for the craft of photography, so please enjoy this genAI feature that will make you not care about the craft part of photography” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

“At Apple we have deep respect for the craft of photography” right after you show off genAI sounds pretty SUS Apple, pretty fake if you ask me.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I am already tired of Siri AI and it wasn’t released yet. Shut up Apple, nobody wants that much AI…

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Wow those 3 users of Apple Vision will be ecstatic about having the ball of Siri to talk to 🤩

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Siri AI looks very much like a reskin of ChatGPT or Gemini. The only innovative thing is that it can open appropriate application as needed, which actual is pretty cool

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Dude showing off Siri has 1.5 hours blocked for team meeting and 1 hour to pick up cupcakes. lol

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I don’t want Siri anywhere close to my photos

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Get ready for the new Siri AI: 100% private, 200% more useless, 300% more taxing on the device. Because previous Siri was not AI. It was AAI — artificially artificial intelligence 🙃

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Users: please make iOS more usable Apple: what about we make icons 200% glassy?

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

#apple discovering they don’t need this stupid menu border on Mac is truly, shocking 🙃

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I find it insane that renting a retail space is so hard in Germany, like girls, do you want to make money while I try make money? Everything is so feudal and complicated in this country.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

One thing that is killing me these days is that everything moves slow as molasses when you need something but everyone wants to be laid right the second

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

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caption: Gay people are now 2x faster. Be careful

Image: screenshot of directions showing the different methods and how long they take

train - 5 min
person walking - 6 min
purple person with a rainbow walking - 3 min
person on a bike - 2 min

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Certain groups make it extremely hard for me to be a supporter because any time my opinion differs even slightly from theirs, I’m the “enemy” It’s sad because it leads me to just distance myself for my own safety and while I will still support them in some ways, I will not do it actively.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This week will either end very well or very bad, I feel like there won’t be any middle ground 😅

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

But big kudos for the Gesundheitsamt for having extremely clear and easy building navigation markings showing where to go in that massive building. It was surprisingly easy to find my way to the room.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

BVG as always delivers unforgettable experiences, advertisement monitors in the U7 work without fail while the driver announces stations through the crappiest microphone ever devised 🤣

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Time to get ready for the next little brick in my career — obtaining the Rote Karte which is a certificate that I know to wash hands, keep raw from cooked meat separate, and never serve the cucumbers from an orgy to the customers 👍🏻

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

With everyone calling for more genAI, I say “screw that and let’s make Europe artisanal” — I want to see human slop, full of character, typos, inconsistencies, but inherently authentic. I am done with all that hermetic genAI nonsense, anti-intelligence attitude of “computer says no”

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Everybody is like “you need to learn this <new JS framework>” and I’m happily using #RubyOnRails since like 2008/2009 and launching whatever I want in days and not weeks or months. If that’s not a truly life changing technology I don’t know what is.

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Pako @they-call-me-pako.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I haven’t logged in here for a while because I had a self-prescribed social media detox. It’s not like I have anything profound to say here, just my daily sitcom-like life tidbits. I don’t think anybody will read it

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