TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I live with two men who are also attracted to men and yet I can never get laid. Wtsf!?static.klipy.comI Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills MemeALT: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills Meme 150
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Surprise day off! Anyone wanna give me a hand or maybe mouth? 0210
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Nothing like having a small bit of courage to respond to a crush's post, only to not understand their response until I reread their original post. Can we rewind like an hour or so and have me read a little more carefully? Signed, You're a dumbass.... 070
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I didn't get to jerk off this morning before work, and I'm 100% ravenous right now. Gods help if a cute guy bumps into me or something, I'll lose it. #hornymedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hand on his kneeALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hand on his knee 0110
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Im late for yesterday, but here's a good one. Late #fcf 0240
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Is it bad I wish my partner had an alt where they posted nudes? 🤷♂️ 090
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I'm at my wits end with the men in this area. I'm just going to become a crazy cat guy and never talk to anyone again.media.tenor.comlisa simpson is standing in front of a house holding a microphone and saying they call her the cat ladyALT: lisa simpson is standing in front of a house holding a microphone and saying they call her the cat lady 1111
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Is it bad that for my birthday this year, I'd really like to go to one of those bear gathering things, or tbh I'd really like some group sexy times, preferably more than me and 2 other peeps. Now, how do I bring this up to my partner that I want to do that for my birthday?media.tenor.coma woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up .ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up . 190
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I haven't felt awesome about myself as of late but I felt this looked okay. 1150
Reposted by TheXxxFilesOrthrus / PupOrthrus 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️🌹♾️ @orthrusargos.bsky.social · 14/12/2025 0131
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I'm not too crazy about the hookup scene and I know you're asking why I'm in an open relationship I ask myself that on the daily. But tell me why the one day I just want to do so it's dry as the fucking Sahara desert. Like wtaf...media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses says come on seriously on a netflix advertisementALT: a man wearing glasses says come on seriously on a netflix advertisement 040
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Pretty sure I just lived out some crazy Grey's Anatomy fever dream and I'm okay with that it was hot lol 090
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Ugh, I could really use some help with this.... 0190
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Why not please go ahead or if you like to confess something to me about me or something of that nature please do. confess.ngl.link/wonderboy25 050
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Ya know it's been a while ask or say some stuff anonymously. ngl.link/wonderboy25ngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 030
Reposted by TheXxxFilesbunner in the sky @greenendorf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025How to do push-ups the correct way <3 101591353
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Woke up like this I think I need some help with this... 0200
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 30/05/2025When you subtly tell your partner to go find a cute nerdy bear to go "hang out" with while they're on vacation at a convention. Like "Yes please go get laid" lol 😆media.tenor.coma woman in a green jacket says get some in yellow lettersALT: a woman in a green jacket says get some in yellow letters 0110
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Sure, I feel like sharing tonight. ngl.link/wonderboy25ngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 030
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Why not leave me some questions and such, and I'll answer them throughout the night. ngl.link/wonderboy25ngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 030
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Here's a new one, Still not happy with it butt I'm working on it. Happy #humpday 1231
TheXxxFiles @thexxxfiles.bsky.social · 22/04/2025This one is about 50+ lbs heavier, but it'll work until I feel confident to take some update pics. Happy #tummytuesday 0370
