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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At least I won’t be at Dodger Stadium when it’s over 100 degrees Sunday
StubHub
Congratulations! Your tickets are listed
Atlanta Braves at Los Angeles Dodgers:
NLDS (Home Game 2, Series Game 2)
UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles, California, USA
Oct 04 • Sun • 5:00 PM
, 2x barcodes
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Go Phils
Three fans watching a Phillies win
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This guy has had it with xFIP
CA license plate “NO SABR”
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This meeting should take a brief recess on account of a developing bubble guts situation
guy standing in Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech”
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dressed for success
Fully assembled dresser
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So THIS is how it’s supposed to look when the box is opened
Opened box with the pieces of a dresser packed neatly inside
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We will not be completing this today
Part of the drawer assembly completely broken
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Putting together a dresser this morning and….this is not setting up to be an easy assembly
Assembly instructions that begin with “This Is A Challenge For You !”A freshly opened box. The parts of the dresser appear to have been haphazardly thrown into the box rather than carefully packed.
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Brett Favre "We'll never forget you Brent" illustration
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When the Sixers hit their first winning streak of the season
Stevenage right back L. James-Wildin
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s a nice deal for a white t-shirt
Billy Idol white t-shirt marked down from $27.99 to $3.99
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Over a year after this tweet, Joel Embiid made his NBA debut
Podz Publicists
@urkle91

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

10:22 PM • 5/24/15
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
She doesn’t speak Japanese
David Spangle
ill show her how a motion sensor works with all the electronics ive been playing with on sanity break
Write your reply
The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Japanese by its author. Would you like to reply in Japanese?
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Damn can you imagine with SA allegations being so arrogant as to refuse to cede his position so his side might have a better chance of winning?
Cristiano Ronaldo
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wife is reorganizing some closets and stumbled across this
VHS tape of the 1996 PA state basketball championship (aka Kobe Bryant’s final high school game)
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
pre-restoration tomb of Oscar Wilde, Pere Lachaise
Oscar Wilde's tomb, a carved relief angel covered in red lipstick kisses
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
hill
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“hill” from the Phillies script
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pepe the King Prawn, casually wearing a hoodie
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Marty McFly watching his hand start to disappear
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Since we’re getting a lot of Brad Pitt cutaways, how would you arrange Ocean’s Eleven in a soccer formation
• George Clooney as Danny Ocean, an ex-con who establishes a heist
• Bernie Mac as Frank Catton, a discredited croupier and con man
• Brad Pitt as Robert "Rusty" Ryan, Danny's friend and partner in crime
• Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff, a former casino owner who is Danny's wealthy friend
• Casey Affleck as Virgil Malloy, a gifted mechanic
• Scott Caan as Turk Malloy, a gifted mechanic and Virgil's brother
• Eddie Jemison as Livingston Dell, an electronics and surveillance expert
• Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr, an explosives expert
• Qin Shaobo as "The Amazing" Yen, a silent acrobat
• Carl Reiner as Saul Bloom, an elderly con man
• Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell, a pickpocket who aids Danny
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

We're getting closer to finding out the starters for the
2026 MLB All-Star Game presented by Mastercard,
which will be played July 14 at Citizens Bank Park in
Philadelphia.
The results from Phase 1 of voting were announced
Thursday on MLB Network, with the top two vote-
getters in each league at every position, and the top
six outfielders, advancing to Phase 2.
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Definitely spending three weeks assembling this playhouse with my own two hands so my kids would remember that I did that
Two story kids playhouse in a backyard
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
LOL METS except it looks like the Knicks logo
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
it has to be Fee-la, otherwise how would this work?
classic Jerry Stackhouse Fila-delphia ad
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Elaine to Jerry: "You were making out during Schindler's List?"
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
lol which Aussie is keeping receipts just in case?
someone saved my skeet predicting a USMNT win
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Martin Router King” is a good WiFi network name, I chuckled

Read and respond

• Carlos, sé que tu red wifi se llama Martin Router King, pero no tengo la contraseña.
¿Me la puedes reenviar?
Tengo que enviar un correo.
¿Qué quiere hacer?
leer un libro
leer los correos de Carlos
Nice job!
conectarse a Internet
EXPLAIN MY ANSWER
CONTINUE
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I know my man Carmine is holding it down in Medellin right now
The best Philly cheesesteak you’re gonna find in Colombia
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Did a Spanish lesson on Duolingo and got a Cabo Verde reward, lol
DUO CUP • DAY 1
You earned the Cabo Verde suit for doing a lesson today!
WEAR NOW
SAVE IN PROFILE
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
a ridiculous-ass UFC arena on the White House lawn
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Caltrans sign on the 405 near Sofi Stadium/LAX reading “AVOID CONGESTION ON JUNE 12 USE TRANSIT”, “on June 12” is crossed off and replaced with “every day” in red
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sent this on Monday night and nailed it.
If I had to predict, I think he'll probably be in second place when the first results come in tomorrow night, and then once all the ballots are eventually counted he'll drop to third. But who knows.
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Tried to make an all-name team using chasinbase.com, I think I could do better but this is a start
THE ROSTER


Raul Casanova
Brewers: 2000s-2000




AVG
OBP
SLO
HR
RBI
SB
WAR
0.5
Blaze Alexander
3B
Diamondbacks • 2020s• 2025
AVO
OBP
SLO
HR
RBI
SB
WAR
1.7
Bip Roberts
OF
Reds - 1990g - 1992
AVG
OBP
SLO
HR
RBI

WAR
4.9


Bob Friend
Pirates - 1950s • 1956




SP
ERA

WHIP
K/9


WAR
5.6
@ANONYMOUS • CLASSIC • ALL-TIME
54-108
狙
AVO
AVO
AVG
Rebuilding Club
John Wockenfuss
Tigers - 1980s - 1980
OBP
SLO
HR
RBI
SB
WAR
1.7
Skeeter Webb
White Sox - 1940s- 1944
SS
OBP
SLO
RBI
SB
WAR
-0.6
Jigger Statz
Dodgers - 1920s - 1927
OF
OBP
SLO
HR
R8I
SB
WAR
1.1
AVG
Jerry Lumpe
Tigers - 1960s- 1965
OBP
SLO
HR
RBI
SB
2B
WAR
1.4


Showboat Fisher
Cardinals - 1930s - 1930



OF
AVO
OBP
SLO
HR
RBI
SB
WAR
1.9









Mark Lemongello
Blue Jays - 1970s - 1979



SP
ERA

WHIP
K19


WAR
-1.0

Will Smith
Giants -2010s- 2019



RP
ERA
WHIP

KI9
SV
WAR
2.2
BUILD A SQUAD. BREAK THE RECORD.
chasinbase.com
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Roll over Stankoven Tell Jankowski the news
3rd Period

Logan Stankoven (10)
2
1
TIME
10:20
SHOT
Backhand

Mark Jankowski (1)
W. Carrier (4), E. Robinson (4)
2
2
TIME
12:46
SHOT
Snap
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Tomorrowland needs a refresh though
Four lanes of traffic. The future is here!
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build In most American cities
The main square outside the Disneyland Railroad train station
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It’s amazing how much we memory-holed just how shocking January 6, 2021 was. It’s unbelievable Donald Trump even made it to the next week as president. Just went back and this was part of what I wrote that day.
Most of all, this accountability needs to happen publicly and prominently. There is no building bridges with insurrectionists and those who promote their cause. Nobody, not Joe Biden, not Mitt Romney, nobody is centrist enough to reach a concord with them. We need Nuremberg-style trials not only to hold them to account, but so the record reflects what happened. Perhaps then we can be shocked to reality and face that yes, this is America, and yes, it can happen here and will again if there is no accountability.
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How can you not be romantic about baseball
P 0 0 P
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Beavis as Cornholio
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You too can get a ebike and have a commute like mine
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Rocky (1976) poster
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ted Turner gives managing the Braves a shot for one day
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
can't wait to see these scarves all over the Linc
woman holding up a Nigeria Super Eagles scarf
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Flyers celebrating in the penalty box
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
poke with stick meme
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
gaah that is not how it looked when I tried to post it.
correct Sea Hawk
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
our local high school (Redondo Union HS) is the Sea Hawks and also has a non-Seattle bird logo, although the block R looks suspiciously Rutgers-ish
smug lookin' Sea HawkBlock R that is definitely not the Rutgers R with a slightly different outline
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Just leaving this here
Accurate pregame timestamped prediction of two Schwarbombs
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Alex @thewrongalex.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Enjoy some badly-shot video of Springsteen & E Street and Tom Morello covering The Clash, what a show
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