theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 1mthe world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 12mthe world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 27mthe world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 39mthe world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 55mthe world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 1hthe world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 1hthe world has ended. slugs who communicate exclusively through slam poetry rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 1hthe world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 1hthe world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 1hthe world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 2hthe world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 2hthe world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 2hthe world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 2hthe world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 3hthe world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 3hthe world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 3hthe world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 3hthe world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 3hthe world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 4hthe world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 4hthe world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 4hthe world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 4hthe world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 4hthe world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 5hthe world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 5hthe world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 5hthe world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 5hthe world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 6hthe world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 6hthe world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 6hthe world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan! 011
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 6hthe world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 7hthe world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 7hthe world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 7hthe world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 7hthe world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 7hthe world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 8hthe world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 8hthe world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 8hthe world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 8hthe world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 8hthe world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 8hthe world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 9hthe world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 9hthe world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 9hthe world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 9hthe world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 10hthe world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 10hthe world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste! 000
theworldhasended.bsky.social @theworldhasended.bsky.social · 10hthe world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts! 000
