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THE WIRE is the worlds only trustworthy source of news in our rotting society. THE WIRE is the news publication of 784 STUDIOS Parent company: 784studios.net @784studios.net Read more at 784studios.net/en/wire "Mundus Putridus Est"

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 07/06/2026

We only report important topics.

CRT TV displaying THE WIRE TELEVISION NEWS. Headline reads "LOCAL FAMILY DEBATING WHO MOVED COUCH FROM REALLY GOOD SPOT" and caption reads "ARGUMENT SLOWLY RAMPING UP TO VIOLENCE." The newscast shows an image of a small dining room. The news ticker reads "HATSUNE MIKU HAS BOUGHT THE WORLD"

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 26/11/2025

TODAY'S WEATHER REPORT (26/11/2025)

THE WIRE WEATHER PAGE ON AIRTXT

Condition: Fucking windy
Rain chance: nope (2)
Air quality: Crappy (30)
Wind: Lots of it (17)
Humid: Still is (60)
UV Index: 5
Temp: 77F
High: 84F
Low: 70F
Feel: 77F
Weatherman says: "Doors are slamming. Papers are blowing away. Bird shit just landed on someones face. People, I think its windy today."

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 24/11/2025

LATEST HEADLINES (23/11/2025)

LATEST IN THE NEWSWIRE
FAMILY DEBATING WHO MOVED COUCH FROM REALLY GOOD SPOT (LOCAL PAGE 317)
CLOROX COMPANY INTRODUCES NEW LINE OF CONSUMABLE PRODUCTS (NATIONAL PAGE 333)
MEASLES: "GUESS WHO'S BACK AGAIN?"

LATEST IN THE NEWSWIRE:
DID MIKU DRIVE A 2011 TOYOTA COROLLA DURING MIKUNOPOLIS? (INVESTIGATIVE PAGE 350)
HOW TO MOST EFFECTIVELY USE YOUR FREE WILL (EDITORIAL PAGE 390)
APPLE COMPUTER INC INVENTS NEW KIND OF CONDOM (TECHNOLOGY 360)

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 20/11/2025

TOP HEADLINE TODAY (20/11/2025)

THE WIRE (page 1 of 6)
TOP HEADLINE TODAY
THIS QUARTER OF YEAR GOOD QUARTER FOR TOUCHING GRASS, FREAK
Cloudflare, the largest company that operates critical web infrastructure, had issues 2 days ago. With the current degrading state of the Internet, now is a good time to venture outside and touch grass.
There's absolutely no excuse not to do this anymore. If the Internet were to inevitably go down, at least you can depend on grass for entertainment.
More on this topic tonight at midnight on THE WIRE NIGHTLY TELEVISION NEWS only on Channel 7 and Netcast
Latest headlines follow on next page.
READ THE WIRE ON-LINE AT https://784studios.net/en/wire
Fastext: Local (red), Regional (green), National (yellow), World (blue)

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 15/11/2025

WEATHER REPORT (11/11/25)

THE WIRE weather page on AIRTXT

Partly fucking cloudy
Rain chance: I will kill if any
Air quality: Uncontamined, for now
Wind: Pray (3)
Humid: Normal (82)
UV index: what the fuck you want me to do
Temp: 77F
High: 84F
Low: 70F
Feel: 77F
Weatherman says: "Oh fuck guess what? It's partly fucking cloudy."

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 15/11/2025

LATEST HEADLINES ON AIRTXT

Latest headlines on THE WIRE on AIRTXT:

TRUMP: "NEW BALLROOM WILL SOLVE ALL NATIONAL PROBLEMS" (page 335)
EAIT CORP CLEARLY DESPISES HUMANKIND (page 336)

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 24/10/2025

TODAY'S WEATHER REPORT (24/10/2025)

AIRTXT Screenshot:
THE WIRE
WEATHER
SUBPAGE 1 OF 3
Still Raining
Rain Chance: None, for now (57)
Air quality: Breathable (16)
Wind: A draft (7)
Humid: Like clockwork (91)
UV Index: Too many clouds (1)
Temp: 73F
High: 80F
Low: 71F
Feel: 75F

Weatherman says: "Atmosphere is being merciful this morning and not creating rain until you get to work or 8:15 AM, whichever is earlier."

UPDATED: 10:25 @649 21/10/2025

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 23/10/2025

"MEASLES: "GUESS WHO'S BACK AGAIN?"" (PAGE 334 ON AIRTXT) FULL ARTICLE NOW RELEASED: 784studios.net/en/wire#meas...

MEASLES: "GUESS WHO'S BACK AGAIN?"

16/10/25 — After being dormant from most of the nation for 25 years, Measles, the notorious highly contagious airborne transmitted disease, has reportedly returned. "I'm back, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem!" shouted the disease from the rooftops.

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 23/10/2025

MACHINES 40% MORE EFFICIENT IN NOT GIVING A SHIT FULL ARTICLE NOW RELEASED: 784studios.net/en/wire/#mac...

MACHINES 40% MORE EFFICIENT IN NOT GIVING A SHIT

A recent NRU investigative research has shown that machines are 40% more efficient at not giving a shit about their job than humans are, especially when the machine is positioned at a minimum wage job position.

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 22/10/2025

"CLOROX COMPANY INTRODUCES NEW LINE OF CONSUMABLE PRODUCTS" (PAGE 333 ON AIRTXT) FULL ARTICLE NOW RELEASED: 784studios.net/en/wire#clor...

HEADLINE: CLOROX COMPANY INTRODUCES NEW LINE OF CONSUMABLE PRODUCTS

14/10/25 — The Clorox Company earlier today unveiled a revolutionary line of consumable bleach, touted as “a step forward in the hygienic products market.” According to sources, the product promises to “cleanse impurities both inside and outside,” and may also “improve minor psychic abilities, cognitive function, and interpersonal charm.” Experts have not yet confirmed these claims, but Clorox assures the public that everything is completely safe.

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 22/10/2025

TODAY'S WEATHER REPORT (22/10/2025)

AIRTXT Screenshot:
THE WIRE
WEATHER
SUBPAGE 1 OF 3
Still Raining
Rain Chance: Like, lots (82)
Air quality: Breathable (19)
Wind: Jack shit (11)
Humid: It's raining (88)
UV Index: Too many clouds (5)
Temp: 76F
High: 80F
Low: 72F
Feel: 76F

Weatherman says: "The rain this time of year seems to be as persistent as those unwanted sex bots that keep following you no matter what."

UPDATED: 10:25 @649 21/10/2025

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 20/10/2025

CURRENT WEATHER CONDITIONS IN THE LOCAL AREA

Weather page from THE WIRE on AIRTXT

"Rainy but different"
Rain: An amount (98)
Air Q: Alright I guess (18)
Wind: Not enough power (13)
Humid: As usual (79)
UV I.: Surprisingly not
Temp: 79F
High: 83F
Low: 71F
Feel: 84F

*Graphic of a rainy cloud*
Weatherman says: "For once, the weather is SLIGHTLY different than the past few days."

UPDATED: 15:13 @842 20/10/2025

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THE WIRE @thewire.784studios.net · 17/10/2025

LATEST HEADLINES FROM THE WIRE ON THE AIRTXT SERVICE

AIRTXT TELETEXT SCREENSHOT:
Page 1 of 2
Header: The Wire: The only trustworthy source of news in our rotting society.

Main content:

Measles: "Guess who's back again?" - Page 334
Clorox Company introduces new line of consumable products - Page 333
Study shows no one cares about fucking meme you found on the internet - page 351

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Fastext links: Local, National, Regional, World

Same header and contents of previous image with two changes.

Did Miku drive a 2011 Toyota Corolla during Mikunopolis in LA? - Page 350

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We now report the weather
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