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The Winstons Massive

@thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social
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Leeds United ST holder, home and away games. Delusional, sketchy facts, baseless opinions, Tetleys, meat pies, brown sauce.

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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Too hot for anything else. Pre season Guinness time at Elland Road. #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What have we learned from that 1st half. Bryn Law and Tony Dorigo are Daleks, until the sound went completely. LUFC TV is still useless, won’t connect on Airplay to my big ass tv. Just make streaming app for the TV not web browser based cack. New shirt looks nice. Tariq is a right signing #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can Bielsa lift the World Cup with Uruguay? We are about to find out. If there is a god, let it be. The great man deserves it. #LUFC #Uruguay
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Kraftwerk’s spaceship about to take out Bramall Lane last night.. #kraftwerk
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
At least they have working internet here. Come on Everton… #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
West Ham final game. £10 a pint here though. Not seen Alf Garnett yet. #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Ars v Burnley.. #wtf
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A very good season, well after the Man City halftime change. Would be nice to add some quality signings over the summer but let’s have one last good away day down in the smoke first. #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hearts title race is quality viewing tonight. 3 screens on. Celtic on the edge. City doing us a solid pummelling Palace. #SPL #HMFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sky sports not interested in finding the stats for how many goalkeepers have been penalised for exceeding the time limit this season. Best they can do is, it’s not many. Ain’t that the truth. I’m not one for accusing bias but they can F off with that. #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Brudenell Social Club #anginedepoitrine
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#SPL title race is quality this year. Hearts conspiring to make every game like a mad cup final. OG at 25’ has echoes of Leeds how they just don’t make anything easy. Hope we get another pre season friendly up there. #HMFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
1 week ago on a sunny London day. Useless referee and a crap result but we all made the best of the day. I know which team I’d rather support, win or lose. As we won’t be winning the Premier League anytime soon, we should put a lot more focus on the FA Cup. #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Way after the final whistle. Comfortable 3-1 against Burnley. Another very enjoyable evening. Funny how there’s always one chant sticks in your head to sing on the way home. Hannibal’s a cnt ole ole… #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
40 points and an FA Cup semi final! Well done Leeds ! #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Leeds United 1 - Fulham 0. Plenty of pressure at the end to get the win. #lufc
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Leeds v Fulham with a bit of pre match Cadfael 😹 #lufc
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas all. Christmas Truce, 25th December 1914, British and German soldiers fraternised at Ploegsteert in Belgium. Seen here are troops of the 5th London Rifle Brigade and the 104th and 106th Saxon Regiments. Colourised by Doug. Photo and text courtesy of WW1 Colourised Photographs.
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
All wasp aren’t we! God bless the wasp specials at #paddypower #pdc #pdcwdc
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Darts is on! 🎯 #pdc #pdcwdc #darts
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
At the Brudenell for the don’t go to bed yet podcast #bbcradioleeds #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you turned the World Cup draw off the minute they’d finished reading the draws, you missed a Jonathan Pearce golden commentary moment. Bielsa’s up doing the YMCA actions #FIFA #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Orange felon has previous. #FIFA
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I’m planning on going to the pub tomorrow, will the World Cup draw be by done then? #FIFA
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Where is Jarvis Cocker when you need him. #FIFA #fucktrump
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Just die you pair of corrupt c’nts - the world needs to stop this ridiculous sycophantic nonsense #FIFA
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Latest in reverse order Gary Numan Saxon Judas Priest Slayer Obituary
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Are we in ‘Hamer in the January window’ territory yet? #LUFC
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Horned Lizard Hehehehehe GIF
Alt: Horned Lizard Hehehehehe GIF
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!, What is the charge? Suggesting a sub? A succulent little Welsh chap to run the wing? Get your hand off my penis! #LUFC
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Holy cow Scotland!!! What a way to qualify. Top the group with a shot from the half way line over Kaspers head. #scoden
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
⚽️ Leeds royalty in the building #LUFC
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Tetley Malthouse, Mill Street, Leeds, winter 1973, photo by Peter Mitchell.
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Glad ive been in the pub all afternoon. 2-0 against Burnley, really? WTF Leeds. #LUFC #alaw
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a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest is standing with his hands on his hips in a crowd .
ALT: a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest is standing with his hands on his hips in a crowd .
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Fly little lad. #WALvBEL #theCardiffrat
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Every news channel today distilled into one picture. Insert the leader of your choice on their knees to that orange idiot. #fucktrumpthebastard
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Well bollocks that’s football for you. Should have took one look at that Belgium squad and said knackers to it. Played really well but the quality couldn’t be stopped. Excellent individual performances, Joe Rodon particularly. Was hoping someone would have yeeted that rat at 65’ #WALvBEL
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Think I’ll try running tomorrow with my arms jammed in the sides of my shorts. Complete bollocks that decision. Belgium are a quality side but Wales played a great first half. #WALvBEL
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Joe Rodon!!!! Great header for 1:0 Wales v Belgium. #LUFC #WALvBEL
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
So Stephen the interview has gone well, do you have any questions? Well there is one, would you be ok covering this tax bill from the HMRC for me? Paraag dies all the way back to SF💀😹😹 #Rangers #49ers
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Bluesky letting you know it’s international break. I’m all for this content. Coming soon, 1970s Polish gearboxes.
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Halloween costume anyone? 💀 #vintedhorrors #lufc
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
F*cked at Falkirk. Paraag finally cans Russel Martin.
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
2 preventable goals spoiled the day for Leeds. Can I suggest the profits from the £7:50 Guinness in the stadium is put towards a set piece coach (who also shows how to reduce the odds of an opponent when we are defending a set piece). Can’t be too disappointed as Iraola has them playing very well.
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
#1 of the day. Come on Leeds! #lufc
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
At the Brudenell for few. Breaking the Guinness drought. Top drawer pies on the menu. Edwin Collins on in the main room tonight. @nathbrudenell.bsky.social
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
🇬🇷11:30 can recommend Baileys iced coffee for an excellent matchday drink. Come on south stand bars, can we get this on 😹
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
🇬🇷 Supporting from abroad today, come on Leeds! #lufc
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nfrostie.bsky.social @nfrostie.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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The Winstons Massive @thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If you have ever seen the film Threads, that alert sound will have filled you with dread. Cheers Government, could we not have the muppet show tune as Trumps nukes rain down on us in the UK. #emergencyalert #alert #threads
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