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TheWillowBends

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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 14h
Fake nerds out here not knowing what tieflings are smh
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 15h
NO GODS, NO MASTERS
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 15h
Mike Flanagan is hit or miss for me, but I am surprised by some of the complaints about the Carrie remake focusing on cyberbullying. How else do you update the story without including the omnipresent smartphone? That’s part of the horror of modern teen life. Endless cameras endlessly watching.
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 23h
Some Hellspawn. For the fans. #art #karlach #astarion #hellspawn #bg3
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wastecat @wastecat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dark Urge as the Chosen of Jergal
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my god that movie lol. I watched that as a kid and was REALLY unsettled by this scene, too.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A lot of inflammatory bowel disorders reduce digestive capability, so processed food will break down more easily. When I’m having a flare up, I basically can really only eat bread or rice.
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dawg @thedawgest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just remembered I have Bluesky hi #bg3 #astarion
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worst girl 🔞 @planetcoma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kinktober day 3 - Uniform Sfw but I love a random sfw entry lmfao. It was inspired by an old request in my server I'll post it below #Karlach #Astarion #Hellspawn #Starlach #kinktober2026 #kinktober #bg3 #myart
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Opening my mouth like a baby bird to receive all of this goodness
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Cute Kitty Cat Peeking and Slamming
ALT: Cute Kitty Cat Peeking and Slamming
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liza ilsa 🐍 @liza-ilsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It hadn't felt like pity sex so much as mutual comfort, as if the sex were merely something they had to get through so that they could hold each other in the dark. #BaldursGate3Astarion #astarion #aurelia #bg3 #baldursgate3 @tkingfisher.com
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Astarion’s reaction to it always cracks me up. “If only she could see him now.” He’s like PLEASE, I want that drama!!!
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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I Love You Binh: Man Cries on Phone
ALT: I Love You Binh: Man Cries on Phone
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His freak did not match her freak. It exceeded it. Transcended it.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True, he is much better behaved now that I’ve saved him from evil dad with the power of love and friendship
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Larian out here reminding the world they really liked their evil lizard man
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s what I mean, to be clear. The game is *already* softening her features considerably by giving her makeup when it’s not particularly realistic for her to be wearing it. Insane to need even more than that.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know a man did this because he fucked up her smoky eye. LOOK AT THAT SHIT BLENDING!!!!
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My thing is she’s already wearing makeup and has no wrinkles in game lmao. Like, what’s this mod even doing than changing the shape of her mouth and putting foundation on her? This one is just weird to me.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t have that shit in her way when she’s at work. (Proxy murdering people.)
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really like the ranginess to Jaheira’s build. She looks strong and worn at the same time. Really nice style choice there.
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liza ilsa 🐍 @liza-ilsa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was terrible to be a sadist's plaything. It was infinitely worse to be their only plaything. #bg3 #astarion #BaldursGate3Astarion @tkingfisher.com
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope you’re receiving good care and recovering as well as you can. My best wishes for you going forward.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Likes them small and less capable of fighting back
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lowest cost tickets on Carnival, I assume
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He does gag and vomit it up after. He didn’t even do that with Gale lol
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching a friend play Silent Hill: Townfall and said to myself “This is really blatantly influenced by the mechanics in Alien: Isolation.” Checked who the devs were and, well, that tracks lol.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I support them in a slightly conflicted way
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interesting that Hellspawn in a fantasy AU is essentially a Quiverfull* couple lol *fundie Christian sect in America that believes in having tons of kids to outbreed the ~heathens~
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are they trading off or is Astarion carrying them all
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s their foreplay.
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IKGB @ikzuri.com · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexual visibility day and second day of autumn to all my spooky bisexuals
“That’s not bisexual, lighting girl you are being pursued by the thing”
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She’s an obvious narcissist, so I’d bet she was 100% on board with making it as cinematic as possible. Her whole life is production, after all, designed to maximize her infinite need for approval and admiration.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you for the throwback OP. It will never not be funny that IKEA gave everybody else cheerful rainbow flag couches, but bi people got the creepy, depressing phobic couch lol.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who’s upset about this lol He already has natural perm. He’s just styled it better than the rubes.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She set the bar so high on the first go that he got cocky thinking this spawn creation bullshit was easy. He can’t possibly fuck this up! Then he turned Astarion.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Excited Baby Yells 'Yes Lets Go' at Game
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bisexuals reading the news in America right now
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Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Scleritas is trying very hard to get you back in murder dad’s graces, so maybe consider showing a little more enthusiasm for killing those you love.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think a lot of people underestimate how monumental the growth of these characters is in game for how short they know each other. You are literally speed running trauma therapy for them in a good run lol.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t get it, either. He quite literally asks for both your AND your partner’s consent before doing anything and handles rejection very politely. He’s literally the definition of ethical slut lol.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cracking me up that SH is the only one who even gives af about waking up the others fucking lol
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lae’zel is like a feral kitten you get your hands on right before they reach the age where domesticity is impossible.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know, it never clicked for me that Aurelia’s robes have his pattern. Evil dad has A Favorite.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Their orgies must be wild
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Gordon Ramsay's Iconic Idiot Sandwich Meme
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah it is
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Asking that while looking at her tots smh at you Karlach
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can deal with -isms in fantasy, but the setup better support it. Like, if there’s homophobia, I better see why it exists, like extant misogyny or religious extremism. If your PC can fuck a lizard lady, I don’t want hear shit about dicks touching.
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TheWillowBends @thewillowbends.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The tenderness in their expressions is just lovely
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