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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sorry my noodles, no multiplayer games for stream this weekend. I must play the new Control and Silent Hill games that decided to come on the same fucking day.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Toys 'R Us has reopened only because... it's mostly adults buying toys. AND I WANNA GO OUT AND BUY TOYS!!!

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hm, yes, that's very interesting. You know what else is interesting? Grenades.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hey, stop using plastic straws, we need to protect the sea life! How else are we gonna have sushi?

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We have lived long enough to now have a slur for robots and AI.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ah yes, the visceral nightmares I had after playing Silent Hill 1 at 9 years old... good times!

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Shoot for the moon... Even if you miss, the moon will find it very funny.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I've never believed in ghosts, but I will always be fucked up by the fact that I- Tossed an Ouija board into the dumpster. And then it was back in my room at some point.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Daru, this was supposed be a secret of all men! You just outted us!

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Apparently is a unique skill to be able to have inner monologues, and also to be able to read things in your dreams. I got both baby!~ Now please let me sleep forever...

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I have drank too much caffeine to take the forever nap.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, stop being a bitch you'll be fine.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

There's a fox stealing my eggs in my house. If you see him, let me know! #spiritofthenorth

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It can't just be with anyone... it's got to be with you.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Talking to a coworker this week and said "Man, I wasted my life." and of course he said something nice to me and then I hit him with I was FEMA certified in hazardous waste identification and transportation, HAZMAT certified, FEMA incident commander certified...

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Rock Slayer... Demon Band... Anyway, I'm the Zenitsu XD

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

When civilians hear the term, "military grade" - Hell yeah! Good stuff, my dude! The fucking best stuff ever! Me, 12 years of military service, hearing the term, "military grade".

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Destroyed Tank on Fire

ALT: Destroyed Tank on Fire

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If your roomba escaped your house, what would it's natural predators be? Trash day?

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

You gotta be really good at guitar to play like this.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

My first video game crush was Alyx Vance from Half Life 2.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I swear to god, I never really cared for horses, but if another horse that an umamusume is based on passes away I will cry like a bitch.

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Special Week Agemasen

ALT: Special Week Agemasen

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Oh, what's wrong UK? Is it warm over there? Like more than usual? Oh, like, it finally made it over 29C? Shut the fuck up.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Trauma is when I was playing Operation with my dad as a kid and he hit the side and got buzzed and then rolled over and pretended to be dead. Thanks for that, dad.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Back in my day, if someone online said they would fuck your mother, you would just kill them and then teabag their corpse. Ultimate insult.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I show my dad Squid Games back when it came out. Now the man has watched more K-Dramas than I have.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

As a kid, I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was my childhood action hero, but seeing how I grew up, it was actually Duke Nukem!

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Peer Duke Nukem

ALT: Peer Duke Nukem

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Do you feel things in your dreams? Like, you smell things, taste things, feel if you get poked, that sort of thing?

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

No one really likes salads. They just like salad dressing, or cheese or croutons or all of the above.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Instead of saying "I just took a massive dump" say instead, "I just successfully completed a high volume output session."

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Ah, shit, I lost my shotgun... oh, there it is!

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Have I loot gremlined enough??

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Russia is a joke of a country. They couldn't even invade Japan in the early 1900's and they can't even invade Ukraine. Russia is that school bully that has yet to be put in their place, but everyone is too much of a pussy to do it.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Very weird dialogue, possibly translation mishap here. #cygames #umamusume

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I had a sergeant in the Army that I really respected. He taught me a lot of stuff. Until he started saying shit like, "The earth is flat" and "My mother in law cursed me" so I told him to his face I don't respect him anymore.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Did you know it takes approximately 17 muscles to smile and 43 muscles to frown? That means being an asshole is a better workout.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Hey, that's my emotional support pile of dirty laundry in the corner of my bedroom, leave me alone!

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

If we're actually in a simulation, then whoever is playing me as a character really needs to play this simulation better.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I finally finished this damn thing! Papa Whiskey loved his birthday gift though~

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I'm starting to regret this gift choice for my dad's birthday because after putting together a bunch of tiny pieces, I now have to be an electrician XD

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

So, I had to get 4 stitches last week after I sliced open my finger at work and today they came out! Except, I took one of them out myself cuz the doctor couldn't grab it with the tweezers XD

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

"Players need to get used to not owning their games" "We're putting ads in all games" How about this quote - "We're not buying your games anymore!" Oh, add an uwu or :3 at the end of that when needed.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I am certified in radiology studies, so the comments they make about the nuke killing every zombie in Raccoon City annoys me. Also, Leon keeps kicking up dust everywhere, which absorbs radiation, so he ain't having any healthy kids.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

When I started Insanity difficulty in RE9, I didn't get all confident with myself just because I had infinite ammo. I knew I was gonna get my ass kicked either way. I mean, I do have infinite RPG, but I don't want to ruin the fun for myself. Except against the spider. He got the RPG.

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Whiskey @thewhiskeyweeb.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

OBS broke so I'm just going to stream in my Discord server for today. Gah, I'm sick of these crashes, they've been going on for a few weeks now.

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