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What would Teddy do. 🦅

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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Homies help homies, always - Finn the Human
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me Transylvestigating people. Yup, that guy is clearly a vampire.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They have to have put lead back in the gasoline. It's the only explanation.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can ANYONE explain to me how a company that managed a profit margin of NEGATIVE 5 billion dollars last year, is for some reason valued at 2 TRILLION dollars??? Did they put lead back in the gasoline???
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Well, elon's a trillionaire now. Can we say we've officially entered our cyberpunk dystopia era except everything is lame and boring and tedious. We don't even get neon signs anymore, at least let us have neon. DX
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So umm. I just filmed myself getting struck by lightning lol, hopital time
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I remember being young and dumb enough to think Sword Art Online was a good anime. Ignorance truly is bliss
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My financial advice for affording a home is to make your own coffee instead of going to Starbucks 😌🙏 I lied. That's not actually financial advice, Starbucks just sells shit coffee. My real financial advice is to date a wealthy engineer in the MIC field and just try not to think about it too hard.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Looks like we're back to *we strike Iran, Iran retaliates by blowing up Dubai*
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
www.livescience.com/planet-earth... So we're all gonna die, ya?
livescience.com
Trump administration to remove 900 deep sea monitoring instruments that would have studied the collapsing Atlantic current
The Ocean Observatories Initiative has been collecting data on physical, chemical, geological and biological conditions in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans for the past decade
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
www.wired.com/story/he-ble...
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Luigi Intensifies Meme - Luigi Mangione
ALT: Luigi Intensifies Meme - Luigi Mangione
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Don't worry guys, it's not gonna be like 1984. Climate change will make sure it looks more like Mad Max 😁
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is embarrassing. 🤦 I know Becerra is pretty much guaranteed to win in the general, but come one... How on earth did you let Hitler take first place in the primaries?? Do people even understand how awful this looks for us??? Liberals celebrating like we didn't just shoot ourselves in the leg.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Nice job California, you sure showed that leftist, trans advocate who's boss. Let's see who are the two that California chose to move on to the general? It's 12 corporations in a suit and oh! Hitler (I mean hilton) Good job California 👍
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Maybe the thing that irks me more than anything else in this modern world, is YouTube kids not allowing comments, why can't people talk about Avatar the Last Airbender in the comments section, Or reminisce about Winnie the Pooh together, it feels so isolating and lonely.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Unpopular opinion on Bluesky, the Graham Platner hate and fear mongering is 100 percent a right wing astroturfed psyop and I do not understand why so many liberals are shlurping up Fox news propaganda like their lives depend on it. Is this how they saw me complaining about Biden??
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Does anyone else's dog keep them up at night screaming in Latin? Should I take him to the vet?
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
thehill.com/homenews/cam... Just glad we didn't have to watch two old women bicker about who would give more money to Israel. Weird election but I'm happy I think?
thehill.com
Platner holds 9-point lead over Collins in new poll
Maine oyster farmer Graham Platner is leading Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) by 9 points in polling ahead of their November faceoff. The Pine Tree State Poll from the University of New Hampshire, rel…
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A fun fact to tell the kids. We're projected to experience a 32% abandonment rate for our upcoming wheat crop in the US, with many countries not far behind. The highest rate since the Dust Bowl. With global shipping disruptions and El Niño, we're likely going to see mass global food insecurity soon.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Seas fire? That means blow up boats right?
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
*Attack on Titan music*
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Not a Lizard man in a human skin mask, just a failed Maralago Face surgery. Or is it? 🦎 👽
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Makes ya almost feel bad for Don Jr. Almost
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Minneapolis is an actual blighted place. Why does the entire city just shut down after 7pm??? Does nobody actually live here?? Does no one here eat food after 7?? What is wrong with this place I want a sandwich |:(
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I miss the era where we were just randomly putting up monoliths everywhere, I liked that
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I can't wait for Democrats to sweep in the midterms, do absolutely nothing for 2 years then JD Vance becomes president... I hate my chud party
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh god, there's nothing left of him but his shoes 😫
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Fear and Hunger 2 is pretty good
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest" We can all agree Kash Patel obviously wrote the White House correspondence dinner manifesto right.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Looks like war's back on the menu bois. I hope oil hits 200$ a barrel. We all deserve economic destruction for this.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
theonion.com/at-long-last... This pleases me
theonion.com
At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and th...
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
🫪 New emoji just dropped. You can only see it on Google chat.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Unbelievably disappointed the super Mario Galaxy movie made more money than Project Hail Mary. The ai bubble will never burst, the hearts of Americans desire to consume infinite slop.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pope Leo is weak on crime, I bet he hasn't even shot a single college protestor.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
We can all agree this depicts the Anti-Christ healing Epstein, right?
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Angel of Death, JD strikes again, killing Loser Orban's campaign. Orban now has 7 days to live before JD Vance crawls out of his TV and strangles him with his long luxurious hair.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Take it from an engineer in the climate science field. This is really bad lol
www-cbsnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org
Last month was hottest March on record for continental U.S. — by most for any month ever, federal data shows
Last month was the hottest March on record for the Lower 48 states, by the most for any month ever, federal data shows. And a forecast El Niño could heat Earth even more.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
There can be no room for "bipartisanship" from any Democratic candidate.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I genuinely hope we try it. Europe needs to annihilate us.
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We're remaking Harry Potter to distract from the Epstein files
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
www.reuters.com/world/middle... The UN has to invade and occupy Israel... It is literally the only way we could ever have peace in the Middle East. Total de-militarization and the UN would be responsible for their protection going forward.
reuters.com
Israel pounds Lebanon with heaviest airstrikes of the war as Hezbollah pauses attacks
Israel carried out its heaviest strikes on Lebanon since the conflict with Hezbollah broke out last month, even as the Iran-aligned group ​paused attacks on northern Israel and Israeli troops in Leban...
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Missile alerts in Israel right now. Congratulations on the shortest and fakest ceasefire of all time 👏
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Finance bros are actually brain dead... 🤦
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Guys, it was another rug pull. It is always a rug pull 🤦
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One trillion dollars to the shrimp treadmill guy. That is my presidential platform
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
youtu.be/AoUZUduqzdc?... I found the best way to watch the Super Mario Galaxy movie. The critics are gonna love this director's cut
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The Entire The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Vocoded to Megalovania
YouTube video by ILIXY0_VOC
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
www-cbsnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cbsn... "A whole civilization will die tonight" Trump is threatening to genocide a nation of 90 million people. That is the only way to take that statement. I really hope we don't nuke Iran... It would've been far better if they HAD a nuclear weapon
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Live Updates: Trump warns "a whole civilization will die tonight" as Iran asks civilians to shield power plants
Iran's regime calls on youth to form human shields around power plants as Trump's deadline nears and he warns "a whole civilization will die tonight."
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
JD Vance 100 percent in that bunny suit
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The US Government @theusgovernment.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I 100 percent believe America should split into at least 2 countries. We can test which economic policies work; the ones that have been tested for decades in prosperous and high standard of living Europe or the ones that turn everything they touch into Alabama.
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