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Theurak

@theurak.bsky.social
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Disgusting serpent. You know who I am.

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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm gonna BROWN any second here...
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Flores, SnekSnax 🐍🤎 @sneksnax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
too dazed to mind that you're backed up to the brim, and then some~ #scat #hyperscat #hypnosis #coprophagia #scatflation
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yes.
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Nova @novathemoth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
A return of Marcus, seems he wasn't hiding at all, rather ya'll forgot where his bar was. That's okay, seems he's been working on new menu items for you all~ Art and cutey staring: @grossdragon.hyperscat.com
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Art by DeliciousQ. Thanks for the meal-
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Dear all dragons. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Attention all protogen Company issued recall is now in effect. Please return to the nearest "smeltery" (My balls) for... Upgrades. Yes... Upgrades...
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Back on my clog shit.. Step up to get a blessing of totally never needing to shit again 🙃
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Attention all protogen. Your nutsack size has now doubled. Yuor welcome.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I'm not okay. Do not listen to anything else from me after I wake up. I. Am not. Okay. I wish I could think that more than a minute a day.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Your place.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Bug
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I also noticed about half of the people who talk about me think my name is 2 words. It ain't. It's Theurak. I'm not 'the' anything. bruh.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Understandable.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I am just popular enough that people talk about me. I see it in servers and my art is shared and yet nobody can rack a nerve to talk to me. I guess I'm either just scary or too much a bad person to warrant that.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Some of you may remember my view on AI generated art. That was a long while back when it was new and not really able to pull off things I'd comm for. Today though, I see the sheer devastation it creates and just how bad it is overall. I take my view back. It's destructive and I'd never use it.
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DevedDoris - Comms Closed @deveddoris.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Looks like he has to work for his tip…
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
And I'm sorry. If you didn't disappear I would have had the funding brought to you a lot sooner but now I know you exist. I looked everywhere and couldn't find you, and I feared for the worst. You were a good friend and I realize I might not have that part back from what I did. I know that.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I regret refunding what was clearly a finished project that wasn't what I originally asked for. I realize that doing so put you in a tougher spot than you had any right to deserve. You worked hard for me and I saw the world in black and white so much that I did the worst thing possible to you.
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Gorgonlurker (2comms open) @gorgonlurker.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I decided to do something RISKY! A growth drive! My first ever one!! Kind of nervous, so nothing too crazy!! As voted on by my Patreons!! Enjoy! >w>
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I am way too socially paranoid to operate 99% of the time.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
You should... ... Snake.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Someone dedicated to making the perfect shitlog. Perfect density spread. Perfect size. Perfectly straight. Perfect shitreek.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
CLAP and BRAP to the BEAT of my MEAT I'm not sorry.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Banger
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I'm gonna
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Remember. You are not immune to being the nearest pump and dump.
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🔞 Kit 🔞 @maximumuwu.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
(July 2024) "They even made sure nothing in your house was broken when they came in... Though that doesn't mean YOU won't be broken in due time. Comm for @theurak.bsky.social [also] over on FA !!"
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Shitting EVERYWHERE is my passion.
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Theurak @theurak.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Time to. Shart.
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