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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 13m

I hate being a passenger with a too courteous driver, letting everybody get over in front of them. It makes me so mad 😭😭

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 17h

"Damn, you strong" Mmhm. Now move.

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 17h

Twice tonight, so far, men have felt some type of way about me moving them outta my way Well move nigga

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 17h

The way David Banner just eye fucked me got me feeling some kinda way

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Malcolm X’s Goatee ✊🏾🌱🧿 (aka Chief Skeet) @longlivethechief.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Instead of teaching men only “don’t rape” we gotta teach men to ACTIVELY care whether the person they’re with feels safe, free, respected and genuinely wants what’s happening. That standard changes a lot IMO

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well, I think it's an owl 😂😂

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

OMG I can hear an owl hooting!!!

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This was with $.10/gal off the top btw

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hey This not crazy for a sedan???

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"(don't look that up)" is frying me 😭😭😭 And I'm glad I didn't listen.

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The funniest ones, to me, are the ones that keep getting divorced and remarried so they can fuck on somebody new in the eyes of God

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If I never see "thangya" again it will be too soon

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Remember when Joan Clayton was dating that dude with hips?? 😂😂😂

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If brownies are cake then so is fudge

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me and my niece just fought through tryna watch Obsession, it was so dark!!!!

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just got a morning scare in the cfa drive-thru. Old ass, bald ass, black ass Black man with TURQUOISE contacts

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Dan Levy Taken Aback in Schitt's Creek

ALT: Dan Levy Taken Aback in Schitt's Creek

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The one I went to today had what they stole and the cost of it on the pics 😂😂😂

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I gotta wash and dry my hair but my lord I am so so sleepy

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Steve Hightower @stilldarius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Turning 18 right in the middle of it >>>

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Steve Hightower @stilldarius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It absolutely was. Freshman year was a time.

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The President of The United States of America:

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Malcolm X’s Goatee ✊🏾🌱🧿 (aka Chief Skeet) @longlivethechief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Treat a woman well consistently and you’ll be surprised how naturally she’ll want to pour back into you.

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am at my mechanic's again... Bc I couldn't get my windshield wipers off 😭😭😭 EMBARRASSING AS HELL

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh okay okay! Those are much more reasonable concerns than what I was thinking 😂😂😂

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You scared she gon break it or try to bite it off??

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

But would you let it happen though

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Right lmao niggas aint got the sense god gave em smh

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When she was prepping me for it I was warning her that I'm ticklish under my arms and she was like, "oh, no... I *assure* you this won't tickle" And it did not. The memory still tickles me though.

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I got the best massage of my LIFE at the chiropractor. I fucked up my shoulder in a skiing accident (irl, ikr) and, I still don't know how, but she dug into my shoulder from inside my armpit Oh my GOD!!! I wanted to punch her while she was doing it, but I deadass hugged her when I got up 😭😭

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

She hasn't had many issues at work (or any that I know of, bc she works in med and spa spaces) But in dating, dudes think she's fucking for a living

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My sister is an RMT, and the amount of men who think this is the norm is alarming as hell

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What it mean when somebody say they miss the way your breath smells 🤔

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Neither answer is worse or weirder than the other. Just tell me.

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I still need somebody who participated to answer me honestly: Were you actually touching yourself or just pretending to???

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

....I forgot to grab some lunch 😞

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We got to go walking today. We came in and before he even took a drink of water he was staring at me like "where's my treat??? I heard all them 'good boy's while we were out....??????"

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Woman's 'Em Uhm' Expression

ALT: Woman's 'Em Uhm' Expression

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Eric Johnson is ruining our city (Idk if his politics actually have anything to do with this, but the statement stands)

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Medusa Oblongata @theupgrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The city has been sooo sad about this closure 😞

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Matthew Sanabria @matthewsanabria.com · 02/10/2026

AI does not, cannot, and will not have a soul.

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 02/10/2026

More than a year after the Trump administration attempted to dismantle Voice of America, it is paying an estimated $1.6 million a week to keep 420 of its staffers on administrative leave, according to a State Department inspector general report.

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Trump administration is paying $1.6 million a week to keep Voice of America staff on leave

Hundreds of VOA staffers have been on paid leave since the agency sidelined them in March 2025.

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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