Sign in

ceo horse lamp

@theuntaemed.bsky.social
248 followers 323 following 3K posts

they/them | 29 | minor dni chill fan of stuff like shinee, video games, ttrpgs, most ggs tbh lol 🫶🏼 honestly been watching a lot of bls & gls so you can look out for liveposts 🤪

PostsRepliesMedia
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DONT FUCKING SAY THAT ONE OF YOY HAS. ALREADY DIED AND ALMOST DIED AGAIN
a screenshot from reset the series, showing armin resting in tada’s arms after a good sexy time. the caption reads “let only death be the thing that could ever separate us.”
110
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
at least he’s honest 😂
a screenshot from reset the series, showing an amused armin next to tada. the caption reads “are you jealous?”a screenshot from reset the series, showing tada next to armin, looking annoyed. the caption reads “you already know I am”
100
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LMAO IDEAS ARE FORMING
a screenshot of reset the series, where tada is watching a scene of his boyfriend walk another man on a leash, and seemingly realising some things about himself
100
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just jumped back into the show and HI HELLO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING im not mad about it BUT HELLO??
a screenshot of reset the series, where(in the fictional series that is being filmed in the show) one character walks another character up a set of stairs, collared and leashed
100
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it begins
a screenshot of my ellipsus app, showing i have made a document called “t4t you maniac” 7 hours ago
120
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
speaking of armin looks, im still thinking about this scene from the previous ep 😮‍💨 theyre deffo not gonna get a scene like this again, which is a shame for freaks like me 😫 when you hate someone so much it puts you into subspace LOL
a screenshot from reset the series tv show, where charlie cradles armin’s face, as armin looks at him with eyes that are close to tears, filled with an aching combination of betrayal, rage, fear, and maybe a little bit of heartache
110
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HES SO SQUISH
a screenshot of reset the series tv show, where tada looks down at armin, whos lying on the bed, looking up at tada with the cutest, most adoring eyesa drawing of a humanoid like creature with huge, begging like eyes, looking up at you
210
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who wants to have a breakdown on the peenar stairs with me
a screenshot of the show Reset, showing one of the characters walking down a staircase with a bannister that looks like its made of delicate, wirework penises
221
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG MY CEO HORSE LAMP STRIKES ONCE AGAIN(this time in reset the series!)
a birds eye view of a fancy mansion spiral staircase and a beautiful chandelier, with a gentleman ascending the steps. And, at the bottom of the stairs, a life size horse lamp
110
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i hear its someones birthday today, so here, have a wip of kibs having a very good time 😇
"Strip him, hyung."

Kibum's breath catches, and he silently pulls the fabric up Taemin's body. His other hand strokes up his chest as he does so, and Taemin shivers, before turning his head to press a kiss to Kibum's cheek.

"He gets so quiet when he obeys you, hyung.
How come he only fights with me in the bedroom?" Taemin whines, and Kibum tugs off the rest of his shirt roughly in annoyance.
Minho laughs, hand leaving Kibum's to grasp onto Taemin's sides, turn him to face Kibum. His arms were now either side of them both, giving Kibum a clear view of both their expressions as they look him over.
Taemin immediately grins and starts grinding back on Minho. Kibum wonders if that kid ever runs out of stamina."Because being in the bedroom calms him down, and only seems to rile you up, Taeminnie," Minho says, kissing his ear affectionately. Kibum huffs, only for his chin to be grasped and pulled upwards, the back of his head hitting the door. "Plus... he likes it when you put him in his place. He might deny it, but he's obsessed. He'd beg for it if he spoke his mind."
Kibum feels pinned down like a butterfly on display, his wings fluttering helplessly as people stare down his delicate insides. Of all the scenarios that Minho willingly talked like this, it had to be for some silly roleplay.
And with Taemin here, too? Kibum didn't know which fact was worse.
Between them, Taemin squirms happily, his hard cock pressing against Kibum's straining own."Mhhh. you both enjoyed that, huh?"
Taemin says, looking up at Kibum like a dog with a damn bone. He presses back and forth between both their bodies, preening in the strangled breaths he hears in response.
Kibum can only sit back for so long though, and hooks his thumbs into Taemin's pants, pulling them and his underwear down.
Taemin moans as his cock springs out, hard and leaking. Minho laughs heartily as Taemin sputters, and Kibum smirks.
"Hyung!"
110
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HES SO HAPPY WATCHING HIS BOYFRIEND EAT HES LITERALLY NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY ALL SHOW
a little cartoon person hugging their phone crying, with hearts and sparkles surrounding them
110
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I HAVE GAINED HEAVY AFFECTION FOR THIS MAN YOUR HONOUR
a crude drawing of a person on all fours, shaking their head like a dog with their favourite chew toy. in comprehensible text in comic sans font is on top, to express the sound of the being as they shake their head with passion
110
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
since it was wip wednesday yesterday, and i was CRUEL enough to tease the taeminkey fic, here’s probably the tamest part of it 🫡
a screenshot of my fic, reading:

Kibum squirms in exasperation as Taemin rolls his hips with way too much vigour for someone who'd been knee deep in promotions all month. "Damn kid...Minho, get him off me already!"

Minho watches them both, and Kibum's eyes widen a fraction as he recognises the expression there. No way, was he... considering this? Minho smirks, like he read his mind, his warm gaze darkening as he openly looks him over. Kibum squirms, trying to suppress a shiver, which would have worked if he weren't being clung to by a carnal sex demon. Taemin giggles, batting his eyelids up at Kibum. "Your place then, hyung?"the continued screenshot from my fic, reading:

A moment of silence passes between them, communication born from almost two decades of working with each other. A place where Kibum knows he'll still be cherished and loved and never judged if he backs out.
But today, he decides, won't be one of those days. Casually, Kibum leans back, letting Taemin snake up his body to rest his head on his shoulder.


"Lock the kids out first."
263
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NOO I LOVE IT AHAHA MY MONEY
a poster for taemin’s new lightsick, in lightstick form, with text saying its coming soon
taemin’s new lightstick, in a more haunting hanging desk lamp form
taemin’s new light stick, in what looks to be a hanging handheld lamp form
060
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
some recent taemin for you!
taemin kissing a rose against a plaster statue, his hands also made of plastertaemin behind the scenes, seemingly asking about somethingtaemin putting on an earring in behind the scenes of a music showa close up of taemin’s soft makeup in the behind the scenes of a music show
110
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
IS ASH SET IN THE SAME UNIVERSE AS YESTERDAY???!??!? THATS. THATS LALYN??!?! SHE WAS EVEN REFERRED TO AS “KHUN” IN THE SPOKEN DIALOGUE?,!??!
a screenshot of the show ash, showing two women just finishing a meeting at a table. the caption reads “thank you, lalin”a closer shot, showing the actress who played lalyn in the series yesterday, shaking hands with the other woman
100
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh….float…is so subspace coded….
040
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my current list bc i forget what days things come out and on what sites LOL
a screenshot of my notes app reading:

Shows coming out
- [ ] knot tuesdays iqiyi
- [ ] dont be too emotional fridays iqiyi
- [ ] nour wetv tuesdays
- [ ] you maniac saturdays viki
- [ ] ash youku saturday
- [ ] be my player 2 thursdays wetv
- [ ] kiss or kill gaga friday
- [ ] mr fanboy saturdays iqiyi
- [ ] the last oath sept 4 gaga fridays
- [ ] not yours sept 27th gaga/viki
120
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bros doing the choreo in heels 😭 taemin ur CRAZYYY even his dancers all have lower heels LMAO
a screenshot of taemin’s feet in a heel during his performance of gooey on inkigayo music show
000
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i made a sand and ray edit with one of taemin’s new songs, sober! the lyrics were so perfect 😭
222
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
speak it, taemin 🗣️
Screenshot of taemin’s latest interview with GQ Korea, reading:
Do you think that Korean artists: women have gained more creative freedom as a result?
Yes and no. Lately I feel like the K-pop industry is much less diverse than it used to be - and that's understandable: if you want to be loved by the audience, it's tempting to give the audience more of what they already like - you just have to look at social media: when a certain type of content goes viral, more creatives will follow this trend and produce similar content. But that's precisely why many things now look and sound very similar.
0185
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
me waking up on monday
taemin, with someones hand on his shoulder. he has his eyes closed, looking vaguely at peacetaemin, in the same position with someones hand on his shoulder. his eyes are now open. he now contemplates our demise
12111
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh lord…are they coming for me in the top/bottom discourse….
my notifications, showing i have 30+ unread
131
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
hm…much to think about
choi minho in his photoshoot being extremely sweaty wearing too much clothing. he seems to be in a sauna. one shot shows him poking his cheek with his tongue open-mouthed as he eats bread. the other his mouth is closed(i assume he ate the bread)
010
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
all right, which of you SICKOS bit him 🤨🫵🏼
lee taemin, backlit in a photoshoot, one hand on his hip. you can’t see his face as its in shadow, but you can see, due to his rolled up sleeve, a seemingly human bite mark on his lower bicep
140
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
its giving horror game protagonist wife flashbacks
choi minho for marie claire korea. he stands in a flower field in a soft top and trousers, staring off into the sky
choi minho for marie claire korea. he sits in the flowers this time, arms over his knees, eyes closed, probably taking in his own beautychoi minho for marie claire korea. he is in a jumper, shirt, and jeans, leaning over inquisitively over the flower field
1185
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
CHIITAN WHY ARE YOU PAYI NG ATTENTION TO MY TOPFORM LIVEPOSTING NOOOO 😭
a screenshot of beloved mascot chiitan liking the post this post has quote posted
100
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
LMAOOO we’re part of the set
my lockscreen of taemin’s recent black and white photoshoot, where he is both pullinboff and pulling on his tank top
030
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
they finally caught his true form on camera
a photo of shinee’s taemin preparing for his waterbomb show. He seems to be glowing in a ethereal way, as if he himself were a light source
120
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
probably the fucking funniest scene of the show HAHAHA hes on him like a dooooog
screenshot from the show Payback, where the main character, Sun, stares in satisfaction at his enemy whilst his new hot boyfriend Jay makes out with his neck
012
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
Taemin shirtless in front of a mirror, looking into his reflection. onto the mirror is a lipstick message reading WHORE, in reference to a scene from the film Black Swan
070
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
you rn
A drawing of a little guy with something big in its mouth. It smiles with glee as its cheeks bulge
020
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watch out for ai accounts like these, they all have similar photos, are promoting ai on their accounts, and all just followed me
120
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
spot the difference
Taemin, shirtless, with a cute smile, as someone sorts his hairA teddy bear with a cute smile and a 6 pack
0145
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
scrolling on shawolsky today
030
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
me when my gay shows have really fucking good acting
a drag queen with chest back and a beam of light emanating from her heart, surrounded by a rainbow
142
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
atiny followers pls tell me who the willy wonka man is
110
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
look at my taemin pic guys 😎
a photo of taemin at hyde park. he is so far away he is basically a dot holding a microphone
060
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shin Jaemin - MIXX YES. FUCK TOP BOTTOM ROLES. DONT YOU WANNA SEE THIS MAN GO APESHIT? He’s PERFECT for the Jaemin switch up from a seemingly sweet cute guy to an obsessive true black flag. Plus Khaotung and Mixx? Having PROPER acting scenes together?? The world would not SURVIVE this. I COOKED
Mixx looking sweet and harmlessMixx looking murderousMixx contemplating threatening deedsMixx smirking with possible evil intent
241
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kim Suhyeon - Off Yes Burnout Syndrome DID change my brain chemistry, and directly influenced this casting choice. Someone who seems like a typical red flag, only to be able to inspire pity is like a combo of his character from BS and Not Me. Probs the easiest casting lol
Off looking edgy as fuckoff in sunglasses looking cooloff looking a bit approachableoff looking vunerable with his hair wet
130
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ju Seonghyeon - First You just can’t find chemistry like FirstKhaotung. And who else could play our goofy green flag than the irl goofy green flag First? It would be lovely to see him play both a goofy and mature character, as he’s played those separately. And again. FirstKhao chemistry. Nuff said
First with a drink, looking chillfirst in goofy confusionfirst laughing with a big ole smilefirst looking concerned with his big boba eyes
140
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Jung Daon - Khaotung I feel like I yap all the time about what a brilliant actor Khaotung is, and with all the shit Daon has to go through, I think he’d perform it beautifully. What i really like about Daon is the turmoil he keeps broiling inside, and I think THK and OF show this off so well 🔥
khaotung crying, his eyes all shineekhaotung looking concernedkhaotung crying even morekhaotung happy for once goddamn
130
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
SECRET RELATIONSHIPS(GMMTV version) In honour of Secret Relationships getting a Thai adaptation, here’d my fancast for if it were done by GMMTV! Purely for fun and vibes and for ME 🫶🏼 enjoy!
the poster for the korean cast of the tv show secret relationships, featuring three men in dark clothing surrounding one man in white
142
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
PLS
150
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
READ EM MOK 🗣️
A screenshot from the novel Calm Down Mr Rome, reading: “Thailand? Taiwan? It's just a small island."

"Thailand is not Taiwan. Taiwan is in East Asia, and Thailand is in
Southeast Asia." Mok still spoke in a gentle tone, and gently flipped through
the timetable he had just received. "I just found out that there is no
geography class in school, but I think I saw it on the timetable. Or, are you
not taking the class seriously at all?"
001
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
am reading the mok and rome book, aka the prequel to me and thee, and i did NOT expect this book to go there?,!?
screenshot from the book Calm Down Mr Rome, reading: "There are a lot of white supremacists here." Raf added, seeing that he
didn't quite understand, lowering his voice as if he was afraid of being
heard, and still not poking his head out from behind the book. "Scholarship
students have no power and are not welcome, and those supremacists,
they don't welcome Asians; you have to be careful."
100
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
taemin throwback
0117
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
the minho jjong height diff if anyones curious LOL
mii’s of minho and jonghyun from shinee in my tomodachi life game. jonghyun is diabolically short
050
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
augh….taemin…
a taemin selfie  of him smiling into the camera wearing an oversized sweater and his shinee 18th anniversary necklace, pumping his fist as if to say “good luck finding money to go to hyde park bitch”
083
ceo horse lamp @theuntaemed.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
every time i go on the fortpeat tiktok tag…i see him…
a cropped screenshot of the tiktok button reading “fortfts reposted”
101