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Unimaginative

@theunimaginative.bsky.social

Stay at Home Lawyer (active), and champion limericist (retired) . Unimaginative, immunocompromised, antediluvian, sesquepedalian.

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Unimaginative @theunimaginative.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I'm not saying it happened, but if it happened, the next thing that happens, possibly before any public announcement, is the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court swearing in VPOTUS. @musicologyduck.bsky.social

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Unimaginative @theunimaginative.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Wife: don’t forget to put the ladder away. Me (out loud):will do! Me (thinking): why bother? It’s aluminum so it won’t rust, it won’t be stolen from way back in the woods. I’ll get it when I need it. 20 years later:

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Unimaginative @theunimaginative.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Planning two lawsuits, to be filed after the NYC election, compelling the new mayor to take official actions. Already drafted Motion to Consolidate the cases under the caption IN RE: MAMDANI MANDAMI.

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Unimaginative @theunimaginative.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Responding to government actions by protesting is exercising your 1st Amendment rights. Responding by arming yourself is exercising your 2d Amendment rights. Responding by voting is exercising your 15th, 19th, 24th and 26th Amendment rights. My response? I exercise my 21st Amendment rights.

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Unimaginative @theunimaginative.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Wife: My ring slipped off somewhere while I was weeding. Help me find that old metal detector in the basement. [after two hours wheezing from toxic basement dust, checking 20 storage bins, more to go] Wife: I'll just order another metal detector. Me: Don't. Order a metal detector detector.

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Unimaginative @theunimaginative.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Due to the anti-DEI Executive Order, federal courts are dismissing all cases based on diversity jurisdiction, and are denying all claims for equitable relief.

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Unimaginative @theunimaginative.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Habeas petitions for anyone convicted following an indictment describing a location as "Gulf of Mexico," since the US will not dispute that no such place exists. An event occurring in the Gulf of Mexico is an element of several crimes, eg 16 usc 781, 1870.

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Unimaginative @theunimaginative.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Contrarian Investment tip for 2025: Although Artificial Intelligence stocks had a very good year in 2024. the safer bet for consistent long-run success is to put your money in Natural Stupidity.

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