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Matt Traylor

@thetraylor.bsky.social
361 followers 390 following 500 posts

Attorney, Father, Time Machine Builder, Bear Wrestler, Music Enthusiast, Gym Owner, Liverpool/Browns/Cavs/Indians

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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@juzzle.bsky.social
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Man Smoking Cigarette, Hand on Forehead
ALT: Man Smoking Cigarette, Hand on Forehead
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every song deserves its entry into the JOTY bracket, and that was Hot loves. And what a fun one it was.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Night 1 down. More to come.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What you don’t wants a goontz Halfstep?
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Love that Angine’s thing of throwing up the rock as their symbol.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jeselnik is the best act in the game right now.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sometimes players need fun again. Clouds being lifted, even under increased intensity, leads to positive results.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Put it on the setlist
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@cptn-incredible.bsky.social
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Sarah Parish: You're My Last Hurrah
ALT: Sarah Parish: You're My Last Hurrah
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Captain America fits the bill, Rebubula fits the vibe, plane crash fits the dream.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That Peter isolated audio feed during Rockdale was really something.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
MakeYourDirectionYachtRockAgain
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So this is what Drac sounds like. Whodathunkit.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The ending to last nights Pop, especially the portion around Peter’s echo mic woooo, sounds very Gizzard.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Japanese has some bangers too
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I am all for grace with pro se litigants. But 99% of the time I am applying that grace to contested hearings, not slop filings. I can accept a litigant not knowing hearsay rules, or proper authentication, etc. Bc im already paid to be there, its the endless bullshit motions that I have no bandwidth
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I LOVE watching Sovereign Citizen hearings though... it's the most beautiful chaotic train wreck possible. Refuse to acknowledge the court's jurisdiction, refuse the same to the judge. Sometimes they subpoena the sheriff of that county for those types of Sovs.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I can't even get judges to grant fees for responding to frivolous motions because pro se parties deserve some level of grace in the legal system, and a smart person will be like, well, judge, I thought I was doing it right, I didn't know....
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have fired clients who use AI to communicate/double check my work. But, my current bane are litigious pro se parties/codefendants using AI to paper you with Motions/filings that make little to no sense, arnt procedurally/substantively correct, but still require my clients to pay to me respond.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
While my client appreciates the compliment, it doesn’t change his stance. Don’t make this become a thing, sir.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Sir, my client would like you to credit him in your use of jam band generica. Next unlicensed use will earn a C&D.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My first solo GG. Cabo and Euro should be separate tour for my own sake lol.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This is a Running Up That Hill jam. Could have dropped into it so many times.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So good.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Tyler and Sierra are great. Tyler’s band has gone to multiple Goose shows in the past/great backing musicians, and he does very enjoyable Dead esque moments in his show. His songwriting is obviously insane.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Wait, so if Knicks in finals, and it goes to game 6, it reschedules MSG Goose? Only SA or Thunder to?
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
He realized how much fucking money you can make sitting on those Lives. Respect the grind.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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TD Jakes Pastor Preaching
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Benicio Del Toro: Fear and Loathing - Arm Ourselves
ALT: Benicio Del Toro: Fear and Loathing - Arm Ourselves
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Damn dude, I didn’t realize the song was that racist.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I’m willing to bet we met and I dropped the ball. There were many people I wanted to tag but ran out of characters.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Texas ThreeStep: My sweet WTED boys, @simturner.bsky.social @beefofages.bsky.social @basty-michael.bsky.social @waltonsjoint.bsky.social you are everything right in the community. Bring kindness, acceptance, vibes, and unmatched positivity. Oh yeah, and Haps, but we know he ain’t WTED lvl innocent.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
New Orleans: @workingmansgander.bsky.social the Waldorf to my Statler. My abs still hurt from the laughs and trolls. It was a perfect 48 hours my man. Thanks to @jessiejamz.bsky.social @garntd.bsky.social @rystorm.bsky.social and Leighton for the amazing time and thank you for your amazing work.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My Goose 5 night run NO-Dallas. Unreal food, amazing people, great music, and so many laughs. Huge credit to @wtedradio.com @thefemmeflock.bsky.social @aatgoosepod.com for their continued dedication to the community, its growth, their missions and just being amazing people. It was a blast with them.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bring back yacht rock Your Direction.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@peteranspach.bsky.social is that the Timex Noah Moon phase you are wearing these days? If it is, play white lights to confirm. Thanks buddy.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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a man in a suit and tie says i 'm right about .
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Court done, clients handled. Jumping on Goose tour tomorrow in New Orleans with @workingmansgander.bsky.social, then joining @beefofages.bsky.social @simturner.bsky.social @basty-michael.bsky.social for the Texas Three Step. Who else am I gonna see?
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two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he needs one more
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Great work. What’s the footprint of that sim and screen?
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’m just trolling by pointing out it’s titled THE Old Man’s Boat. So it doesn’t really spell Storm.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Rick hearing @rystorm.bsky.social didn’t like the new Your Ocean.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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two men are talking to each other and one of them says that 's not how it works
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
SUCK IT STT?
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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a group of cartoon characters are standing around a table with the words they like to make up their own rules
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A goose song.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Me seeing more and more friends consider joining in various stops on the New Orleans through Dallas Goose tour. 5 shows in 5 nights, easy drives, cheap tickets….
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Love when my dads are working together instead of arguing about nothing.
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Matt Traylor @thetraylor.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I’ve called it variations of “Explosions in the Silver Mine” since that date for this exact reason.
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a man in a plaid shirt is asking if he was right
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