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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Well, it seems its the combination of Cialis and Wegovy that’s been giving me terrible reflux. I guess I have to choose between boner and flat belly :(

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can anyone suggest a line of men’s clothing that is slutty without being too overt? I don’t want a shirt emblazoned with “slut” or “nasty pig” but is more IYKYK territory.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trying to work out which I want more right now: coffee, antacid or a shag. #tuesday

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m an old-fashioned sort of man. I like my men masculine and my women feminine. Who has the hole and who has the pole is a detail we can work through later.

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oviatt.bsky.social @oviatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Saxx--the best!

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I had the oddest dream last night. A large, fit, hairy man who looked a bit like Bryan Cranston was wandering about as I did chores. Every time I looked around he had taken off another layer of clothing until finally he was stark naked. At which point I woke up. Hmm.

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Holden Sheppard 🇦🇺😎💪 @v8sheppard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

🇨🇦 CANADA! 🇨🇦 Very happy to share IB is now streaming on Amazon Prime Video in Canada! All ten episodes are available now in the land of maple syrup, ice hockey and Alanis Morissette. This is kinda exciting & I hope Canadians will like it! 🤞🤞🤞

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I don’t get the American habit of putting mayo on toasted sandwiches. Warm mayonnaise is 🤢

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

How on earth do people wear a jockstrap under clothes? I usually wear boxer briefs but was caught short this morning so I have a pair under my gym shorts and it feels so wrong. Things rubbing where they shouldn’t 😳

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Why is it that whenever I go to pull my gym towel out of the gym bag my pair of backup underpants fall out as well?

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Fetish Daddy Gear @fdaddylondon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Every harness we make is built to work with the others. Rocco & Stryker for the chest. Eddie underneath. Randy if you want it minimal. 1 piece or 4, they connect the same way: Italian leather or PVC, solid brass, hand-cut in London. fetishdaddy.co.uk/ready-to-wear/

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

So, like a lot of guys, I have wondered what it would be like to **** myself. Yesterday I got hold of a toy which is the same girth as me, albeit longer, and gave it a go. The moment of entry was insane but after that? Hello sailor! 10/10 will try harder :)

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

One day they will invent a protein shaker that does not dribble #firstworldproblems

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Today’s gym eye candy is a twink (not too skinny) with dirty blond hair and a porn-star moustache.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Ginger twunk in a hoodie! Be still my beating heart.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Hot blond twunk in gym. May need to extend workout :)

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I think @sailyworld.bsky.social deserves 0 stars for its irritating ads

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Is the seated row the most boring gym exercise?

Photograph of a seated row machine showing weight stack

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Does anyone else like to shower before the gym? I can’t be the only one, right?

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

There are so many cute pups out there. I just worry how many might turn out to be Scrappy Doo.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I’ve kinda decided my Johnson needs a shave but the thought of a razor blade “down there” fills me with terror.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I am heading to the gym in light rain in the pre-dawn of the shortest day of the year and I feel ALIVE

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I had to have an ultrasound this morning and all I could think of was a certain Eddie Patrick video 😧

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The great thing about Truvada is it gives me the freedom to brush my teeth before giving some stranger head

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I’m feeling super chav today. Must be time to go buy a new can of Lynx Africa.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The nice young pharmacist’s assistant decided I needed a health check with the number of drugs in my latest prescription. She was all good with the blood pressure meds then she hit the cialis and truvada and got a little embarrassed. ☺️

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Long plane trip and finally got to finish King of Dirt. Can recommend. Particularly liked the final interaction between Jack and his dad. But sorry @v8sheppard.bsky.social I just cannot forgive Jack - for putting a Chevrolet badge on a Holden.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Ok, I’m probably the last fag in the universe to start doing this, but my morning routine now includes taking a slightly-too-big butt plug into the shower and giving my back passage a workout. I wouldn’t say I’m loose yet but results are promising. Hats off to @puppydavey.bsky.social for the idea.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It’s 10pm on a Saturday night and I seem to be in a lesbian bar. How has my life come to this? More beer please.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I’ve just realised my tub of shaving cream comes with instructions. It clearly says on the lid “Jack the Barber”.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Does anyone else remember when “spanner” was the ultimate insult? What was all that about?

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

@nakedpastor.bsky.social 😊😊😊🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I’m having one of those mornings where I’m not horny but my prostate is grumbling and wants attention.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Visiting the sauna for the first time in ages I noticed a lot of guys walking around with their towel over their shoulder. I felt overdressed with it round my waist in the usual way. Has sauna etiquette changed?

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I have to be up at 5am to get to the gym before work, so of course I wake at 4am with a raging boner.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Gotta love the Bluesky algorithm. After a week of suggesting cat pics it’s now suggesting posts about beer. I wonder what next week will bring?

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Muscle twinks with 25in waists should not be allowed in the gym. It’s distracting.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

As the calendar flips over to my second half century I feel this is a good time to ask some serious questions like, How the fuck did I get old?

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

So I was feeling trashy and decided to treat myself to Lynx Black Vanilla and now I smell like upmarket bathroom cleaner.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

How have I only just noticed that the trainer who says hello to me most mornings in the gym has a seriously firm butt?

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I can’t get over how my housemate likes to pop a “Male Mojo” pill before hitting the gym. He must like working out with the horn. Me personally, I’d find that distracting.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Fuck yeah world. I’m awesome Just wanted to share that.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Happy Christmas world. I hope everyone who wanted one got a visit from Santa.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Happy Monday for those who celebrate.

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The Tozzer @thetozzer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

So, update on the blue pill situation. After explaining to the doc that even half a dose gives me horrendous headaches, he’s changed tack and prescribed me low dose Cialis. One pill a day. I haven’t had a chance to test the tackle in battle yet, but I’m definitely getting more morning wood :)

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