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shoshana

@thetonightsho.bsky.social
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i teach i write i watch tv im jewish and that's about it

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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
just popping by to show you guys the matching femme/masc phone cases i made
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
OFFICIAL GAY VIBES LIST OF TANACH CHARACTERS: ADAM - straight man CHAVA - bisexual woman NOAH - straight except for that one time AVRAHAM - straight but in a healthy way; doesnt feel weird telling his friends he thinks theyre hot
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
everyone always talks about the several genders of the talmud but nobody ever talks about the rabbis having a shorthand for denoting 'masc/femme' and 'i think that guy's a little gay'
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
i dont think it's weird when jewish women read the pshat of the purim story & feel sadness for a woman who is nothing but a pawn in the world of her husband, and who is stripped of dignity for trying to exercise bodily autonomy. i think it's weird when men are derisive of women bc of it
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
my favourite thing about conclave was the yarmulkes
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
i’m gonna say it. all the talk about benny blanco being really ugly reeks of antisemitism.
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
i have AMAZING news for every jew with tummy issues (and also those with debt)
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
me if loving hashem was a crime
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
biblically accurately sydney opera house
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
they’re gonna cancel oscar for having zionist ties
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
rebuilding a following is hard and time consuming. i’m gonna change my game here. here is my daily fart chart, as of 10.30am this morning.
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
the talmud according to conspiracy theorists: if you see a non jew in the street slap them in the face and pee on them, the non jew is vile and we hate them so much the actual talmud: the rabbis are disagreeing about farting at work again :(
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
maybe i should use this site more seeing as how i cannot stand to be on any other site rn
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
i think i’m too cynical for threads
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
i got the ted lasso funko chase 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 i love him so much
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
me when i make a really good meme
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 07/07/2023
stop, it’s already dead
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
when i post the same content on bluesky that i post on twitter
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
downloading the newest new twitter
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 05/07/2023
“Twitter, but run by Facebook” seems like the only possible way to make Twitter worse than it is now.
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
i have a new hobby now i guess
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
i know im not supposed to like nyt's connections because it's based on some english show or whatever but i love it so much, thank u for letting me sort my little words into little categories xxxxx
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
thinking about moshe losing his big sister and protector and friend, and immediately lashing out and losing his cool and hitting that rock because he was still battling his grief and then he loses his big brother and has to keep on going and get the nation over the finish line somehow
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
one of my students wont stop playing river flows in you and im having bad twilight flashbacks
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
designing a tshirt for solomon schechter that says “my friends who happen to be twin sisters went to cairo and all they brought me back were priceless manuscripts from a collection unlike any other we’ve ever seen, that gives us insight into our religious and cultural past”
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Clarabelle (normal type) 🍓 @clarabelle.xyz · 26/06/2023
you're telling me cis teens painted this chapel?
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
hmm. uniqueness that must be consumed or sacrificed for the sake of the community and keeping it alive and functioning? ensuring that something different works *for* the system instead of just existing within it? i guess we’ve had millions of parot adumot by now.
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
i'm always just in a state of Emo about the para adumah
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
happy parah adumah week!!!!!!!
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
does anybody have experience dating somebody of completely different religious observance and also knowledge? would love to chat to someone who Gets It
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
i survived: went shopping with my mum and she made me pay for my own stuff
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
can i get a shavua tov ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
the word maven?????? comes from yiddish??????? and literally is from mevin מבין like understanding???????? like lehavin להבין??????????????????? we invent EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
decided im gonna use it as the one social media my girlfriend doesnt know i have and post things i dont want her to see. here goes: ive been putting together a doc of all the poems ive written her and i'm gonna give it to her on our first anniversary but idk where or how to print it
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
so what’s the etiquette? do i repost everything i post on other sites? do i save my best or most unhinged thoughts for this one? do i forget this exists bc it’s not part of my morning routine?
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shoshana @thetonightsho.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
great another website i can use to send out unedited thoughts into the ether
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