thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 19/12/2025Proud to welcome Beetlejuice to the writing staff, and excited to see how he innovates late night comedy. 011
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 10/12/2025Tonight's guests are Jim Beam and Captain Morgan, with special musical guest Quiet Sobbing from the Closet. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 03/12/2025Tonight's quests are retrieve a magic item, murder an orc, and find a flower. oh god damn it, who hired the D&D dad to write these promos. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 18/11/2025No guests tonight. It's Bingo night! Bingo is my coke dealer. 011
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 17/11/2025We're back! Did you miss us? Goddamnit. Anyway, tonight's guests are guilt, ennui, and madness. With special musical guest, Måneskin. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 26/11/2024Going dormant on this account for 10 months, for the bit. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 23/11/2024Tonight’s guests will be KD Perry, Kaydee Perry, and KT Perry, but we won’t let any of them sing or sell their clothes.bbc.comKaty Perry wins trademark appeal against designer Katie PerryAn Australian appeals court has overturned an earlier ruling that favoured designer Katie Perry. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 22/11/2024Wishing a speedy recovery to Jay Leno, but we did warn you to return the company laptop, and policy is policy.nytimes.comJay Leno Says He Was Injured in a FallHe told Inside Edition that he fell down a hill after taking an ill-advised shortcut, leaving him with a broken wrist and a black eye. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 19/11/2024I, the Great Baba Vegas, will now predict the biggest fun stories for coming week. 1) Washington Post oped explains 'Democracy is more of Mushroom' 2) Stranded astronauts on ISS will admit making up spaceship trouble to avoid awkward 2024 holiday dinners 3) All past pardoned turkeys will be deported 010
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 18/11/2024Tonight's show has been cancelled. Our scheduled guests stole the green room coffee maker and the good chair. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 15/11/2024In the spirit of the recent @theonion.com acquisition of Infowars, in keeping with our very different financial condition, we're proudly announcing our bid to purchase the 1996 Presidential campaign website of Bob Dole and Jack Kemp. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 15/11/2024Nice! Which photo editor app is this? I don't think I've ever seen an Orange/Black negative image tool. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 15/11/2024That's a wrap. What a fun show tonight. Join us tomorrow. We'll host a panel of the most influential Democratic election pundits explaining why fundraising can't let up, followed by a visit from our friends at the East Texas Man Eating Lion and Tiger Preserve. It's gonna be something. Don't miss it. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 15/11/2024Fake spectacle featuring a bloated and wrinkled blob, the smell of decay, and actors playing scientists. Wonder if they can make it to DC in January for an encore.vice.comA Rotting Dead Whale is Drawing a Massive Crowd at the World's Largest LakeA dead whale, complete with the smell of rotting fish and actors playing scientists, is a hyper-realistic call to action for climate change. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 15/11/2024I have it on good authority that they are already practicing the Macarena. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 15/11/2024Tonight’s guests will all be named Kevin. You’ll have to tune in to find out if it’s any of the fun ones. 011
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 14/11/2024I, the Great Baba Vegas, will now predict the biggest fun stories for coming week. 1) Dr. Phil will be nominated as the 'Not that kind of Surgeon General'. 2) An asteroid discovered to be headed for Earth will suddenly change course, in disgust. 3) Texas and Florida will merge, becoming Flexas. 021
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 14/11/2024Wonder if bobcat would come back and light fire to the furniture again.media.tenor.coma couch is on fire in a yard with a house in the backgroundAlt: a fun couch is on fire in a yard with a house in the background 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 14/11/2024Tonight's guests are ennui and maladroit rage! Special musical performance by quiet sobbing. Tune in for the fun. 011
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024fun stuff!media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk covering his mouthAlt: a man in a fun suit and tie is sitting at a desk covering his mouth 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024Dave Matthews band is so fun! I'm posting at the intersection of 49th and 5th. They let me hang out with the mannequins in Saks 5th Ave sometimes. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024Oh, so it was you! Rhubarb-pi was our first choice for a username, actually. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024Two eagles, in this economy! Fun, but not very efficient. Even the Eagles only has one eagle left now. I'm talking about Don Henley, from Eagles the band.media.tenor.coma cartoon rooster is standing on a dirt road .Alt: a fun cartoon rooster is standing on a dirt road . 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024Wow, no fun. Can we still behave strangely later, too, though?media.tenor.coma man with his arms outstretched and the words " you think i care " below himAlt: Dr Strange with his arms outstretched and the fun words " you think i care " below him 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024Great show, Chris!media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding an umbrella and says all in funAlt: a man in a suit and tie is holding an umbrella and says all in fun 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024Gives a whole new meaning to let's stick a pin in that! literally!media.tenor.coma man with a surprised look on his face is standing in the jungle .Alt: a fun muscular man with a surprised look on his face is standing in the jungle. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024WOW, that's a seriously fun graphic. I'd buy that for a nickel!media.tenor.coma man with glasses is laughing while a woman laughs behind him on a television screen .Alt: a fun man with glasses is laughing while a woman laughs behind him on a television screen . 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024We regret to announce that Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow were involved a very minor altercation in the green room, and tonight's new special guest will be Larry The Security Consultant, and a plumber from the audience who is pretty funny. 000
thetonight.show @thetonight.show · 13/11/2024Tonight's show features our world famous and fun WeSuck segment, with fun special guests Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow, and musical guest The Kid Rock Fun Experience. Tune in for the fun! 110