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TheTomster 🍁

@thetomster.bsky.social
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Canadian, musician, gardener, piano tuner...bringing harmony to the universe one piano at a time. Niagara Region, ON, CA

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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think so. I think the people that Americans hate the most in the world are other Americans.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's the point of being so rich if you are going to bend over like you just got caught in the prison locker room with your special friend?
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think eventually that makes you celibate too.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't worry, he hasn't washed either of those in years. They have been naturally inoculated by touching his hands. Also, enough testosterone will cure anything.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Could we at least retract his Canadian citiezenship? montrealgazette.com/news/elon-mu...
montrealgazette.com
Elon Musk says Quebec, Alberta and Saskatchewan should separate from Canada
“They would be better off." the billionaire owner of X said.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Industry Minister Melanie Joly speaks about Stelco Steel #Canada
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, we're sorry your such an Asshole!
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, put him on the front line. Please.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think Trump actually believes that the whole world is calling "Lake Ontario" "Lake America". They can call their 1/3 of the lake whatever they want. That's only fair. We have lots of other names for him too.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think Trump actually believes that the whole world is calling "Lake Ontario" "Lake America". They can call their 1/3 of the lake whatever they want. That's only fair. We have lots of other names for him too.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What an asshole.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America! Please explain how Canada with 10% of your population keeps tricking you in trade negotiations. Art of the deal? Explain how selling millions of barrels of oil at a lower price than the world price is ripping you off. Most of all how did someone like Peter Navaro ever get a doctorate?
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right, they weren't racists before Mark Carney showed up. Are you sure about that?
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hiding your face is what people do when they are ashamed of themselves. We're ashamed of you too.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What an excellent piece of detective work from PP. He has uncovered a Liberal plot to force waitresses and welders to pay for our associate membership in the EU.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't forget the "hookah" and "the look ma I can do an interview and eat an apple at the same time" videos. Both classics!
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is pretty much what I would expect. It's not minorities that want a white Christian country. (or me).
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aren't we all!
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aren't we all!
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Pillars of US Democracy 4-3=1
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If we all stop eating altogether, everyone will be rich.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good luck America , you're going to need it.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If he can't handle Jivani, he certainly can't handle Trump.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
America's future is so bright they need to wear shades...and use wheel chairs, crutches, dialysis, respirators, oxygen....
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Newest members of the FAFO club. Brilliant career move posting this on there way to a business conference in Canada.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Carney - “I take note from the president's comments. I don't take direction from it.” Bcc: Susan Collins
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Carney - “I take note from the president's comments. I don't take direction from it.” Bcc: Susan Collins
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Carney “I take note from the president's comments. I don't take direction from it.” Bcc: Susan Collins
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Or go back under the rock he climb out from in the first place.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
From your lips to God's ears!
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Cons & NDP "He's Selling off Canada". That's when you sell off assets that already exist like when Mike Harris sold off Ontario's publicly funded 407 highway. Building Canada is what you do when you take foreign investments to fund projects that will never get built without it. Go Carney!
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Cons & NDP "He's Selling off Canada". That's when you sell off assets that already exist like when Mike Harris sold off Ontario's the publicly funded 407 highway. Building Canada is what you do when you take foreign investments to fund projects that will never get built without it. Go Carney!
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pro tip, don't treat your allies like shit.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These guys are so stupid they think the rest of the world has no choice but to change all their maps too. Go for it. Rename everything. Knock yourself out!
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The champagne is is waiting on a shelf in our fridge.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I get the own goal theme, but Trump's number should zero and giving him the ability to stand on one skate is too much for me. He should be sitting in a toboggan.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Canadians who work in the oil industry get jobs, provincial and the federal government get tax money that fund government programs, Canadians get gas, oil & natural gas to run their cars & gas to heat their homes. There is a lot of income to be made before any investors receive any profit.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We have a bottle of champagne waiting in the fridge.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Investment in Canada isn't the same thing as selling it off. There is a reason the NDP is sitting in 4th place behind the block.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey Loblaws, get the fuck out of our night sky! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Drone-powered ad for PC Health chatbot slammed as 'dystopian' by some residents | CBC News
On Thursday night, more than a thousand drones lit up the sky above Toronto's waterfront displaying a list of health-related questions in what turned out to be an ad campaign for a new President's Cho...
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It would be a shame to get those fancy Nazi cloths all covered in the red dust of Mars.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Every time Trump lowered the temperature " in other words never.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Very interesting. Alzheimer's research has been following a dead end path for too long. This is a ray of sunshine.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Very interesting. Alzheimer's research has been following a dead end path for too long. This is a ray of sunshine.
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 06/08/2026
Hey MAGA dumbfucks: Where's Mitch?
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every country or commodity that he tariffs is just one more nail in the coffin of American manufacturing. Their input costs are going through the roof.
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OK, Challenge accepted! Trump verses Carney , shots on net, any ice rink of Trumps choosing, any time! Lace 'em up Fatso!
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OK, Challenge accepted! Trump verses Carney , shots on net, any ice rink of Trumps choosing, any time! Lace 'em up Fatso!
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TheTomster 🍁 @thetomster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does he have time brawling on the hockey rink between his busy schedule of sleeping at meetings?
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