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A stream of consciousness, which is as disappointing to me as it is to you.

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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
...and I just thought I was good at it! 😂
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Treating myself to a posh lunch in London today... and to that end I probably shouldn't have also treated myself to a big curry last night! So full!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's something of a #KitchenEndeavours classic, sausage gnocchi of some sort 🙌 Tonight some courgette snuck into the mix, and it was absolutely fine to be there! Very decent weeknight dinner! I'm just unconvinced no matter how traditional that egg and parmesan is carbonara 🥚🧀
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One of the reason I'm single again is she thought I'd be indifferent to being single again, I'm not. However, she wouldn't believe me if I told her, which seems to be exactly the kind of paradoxical problem designed to trouble me from now until oh... forever.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I cheated, this was going to be midweek #KitchenEndeavours, but I fancied it tonight! 💯 punchy flavours for minimal effort, the addition of some kale or spinach would probably add something extra.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's the calm before an Oktoberfest Storm tomorrow so tonight on #KitchenEndeavours... Simple to put together and reasonably tasty but I think it needed a lot more 🍋 to cut through. I wouldn't rush to repeat.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spoooooooky 👻
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks! Next weeks only confirmed recipe, thus far, is a courgette gnocchi with garlic & herb cheese sauce... feel free to pop whichever wine you'd suggest over to Blighty 😉
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's chicken wine and chicken dinner on #KitchenEndeavours 🐔 I think a switch to cannelini beans would improve the dish, but as a stew it was cracking and I assume when making for more than one creamy mash and veg 🙌 Important not to be she with the creme fraiche or mustard though!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not for me to define 'bravery' but today I called back a phone number that wasn't already saved in my phone.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a cheeky bit of salmon on #KitchenEndeavours... but I'm going to have to say it might be the pickle that stars in this dish! Fresh and zesty flavours throughout, the only thing that didn't work was the asparagus which wasn't really cooked but I'm not sure how one would fix that!?
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: I just want time on fast forward. Also Me: ...But I'm not looking forward to anything.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back on the dating apps, everyone looks quite tired. One empathises.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This has been stuck on the fridge for ages, so let's go #KitchenEndeavours... This was egg-celent 🥚 probably a little too hearty for a hot day but I will absolutely becoming back to this as a winter warmer! The chilli and herbs are key to amp up the flavour though!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look, after 4 pints and some wine I went rogue on #KitchenEndeavours For the simplicity this is a real banger! Added some spinach and basil at the end 🍃 Really good stuff, having gone gentle on the cheese!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's a real brunch favourite in #KitchenEndeavours. I was maybe a little light on the 🌶 due to a cautious fellow dinner but still a good rather indulgent start to the day!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's sunday simplicity with #KitchenEndeavours... a very reasonable of unspectacular traybake 🐔 In rule of thumb halving the ingredients I probably needed more 🍅
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ah, the classic sliced bread Christmas aisle... it warms the heart!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm an A̶l̶p̶h̶a̶ Ale Male.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I stand by rice... but not in this #KitchenEndeavours! A changing of the seasons brings an autumnal 🐔 dish! Really pretty tasty and leftovers for post-pub Sunday dinner 🍻
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Less is more? Well this #KitchenEndeavours... is more on more. I won't lie, it's perfectly edible but in reality it's just too many flavours and I may have been over zealous with the red wine vinegar. I'm not on the hook for this dish 🎣
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
💥 Straight in for a Tom Lawes wicket! ☝️ #CountyChamp #Cricket
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The #Ashes ticket prices are absurd but unsurprising. It simply shouldn't be the case that a day at the cricket, when you factor in food, drink and travel is more than a holiday. Cricket not being isolated in that greed.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An autumnal 🍂 turn on #KitchenEndeavours... I may have got my ratios slightly wrong, but this is still pretty decent! I decided to forgo the Italian-style cheese 🧀 in favour of actual parmesan!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know I'm drunk, obviously I'm drunk but... im struggling the urge to go to bed listening to a podcast about Napoleon vs the Arsenal game 😬
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One supposes we need to establish the 'real harm'... ahh, sorry, he right back just need to take a call from a chap in the fossil fuel lobby.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
10 days into break-up drinking... a North Macedonian red and cheeseboard, could be worse I suppose 🤷‍♂️
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Live from the pub... doesn't involve me but I still want to die 😂
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Right then, I'm off to the pub.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bank Holiday #KitchenEndeavours... Roast Chicken without a recipe in sight! ...thank the lord that the claret was close at hand!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The lead singer of a Wurzels tribute band slips off to the bar mid-gig.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bank Holiday Boozing, with the roast potato prep comes an old friend from days at the cricket in Bristol.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bank Holiday Bond Movie... but it's Never Say Never Again. ...Oh Sean.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bank Holiday Boozing continues at pace, had this while I was preparing the 🐔
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bank Holiday Weekend Boozing & Snoozing... Here. We. Go.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It seems a weird way to plan a break, but if the choice you offer yourself are Margate or Menorca... thus seems appropriate.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am wondering, should I just go to Thessalonika!?
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm not an expert on break-up drinking, so learning on the job, but it seems to be a marathon not a sprint. Stay drunk but avoid a hangover at all costs!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Had to riff a little on this #KitchenEndeavours... needed to use up panchetta instead of using sausages. Pan was a little too hot when the egg 🥚 went it!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It was #KitchenEndeavours, while inexplicably hammered 🍻 So, a return to an old favourite and it's still good! 🍅 🥔 🍃
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
For views from a bus stop... not bad!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Was it style over substance in #KitchenEndeavours... you bet! Everything was cooked bar the risotto rice which was still quite firm, an annoyingly that really is a deal breaker 😂 Generally a nice flavour though absolutely made by the lemon zest. 🍋
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The visually similarities are fleeting in #KitchenEndeavours tonight... But a fortifying 🦀 pasta with a french cider was quick and easy, but decidedly unspectacular! You might say posh tuna pasta... I couldn't possibly comment.
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Return of a favourite for a Birthday Edition of #KitchenEndeavours... Just seriously tasty 🐟 I still don't know what Tarator is but it is all perfect in this dish!
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Great game thus far. #WorldCup
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's two recipes in one on #KitchenEndeavours... The potato salad had a bit too much mayo, my mistake. The cod was perfect and boy do I love samphire 🙌
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Date night on #KitchenEndeavours and there was a request for exactly this! Pretty pleased with it, just the right amount of 🌶 and the 🦐 is perfectly cooked 🙌
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The ToffDog @thetoffdog.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A trip to Tuscany for #KitchenEndeavours... I was looking for a 🍅 based recipe but here we are maybe I needed more paprika to get the right colour... in a moment of panic, was it red not white wine!? Anyway, nice if unspectacular! 🐷
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