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TinCan’s spooky ghost

@thetincanandroid.bsky.social
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
special guest appearance by Princeton
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 8h
an autists two favorite things to eat are butter noodles and pussy
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 4h
couldn’t ride it the full 8 seconds huh? it’s ok I remember my first rodeo
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gaht damn this thing is photogenic
A dark red Subaru Sambar kei van (micro-van) sits parked dramatically in a parking lot at night. The headlamps are illuminated and blasting the most outrageous lens flares. The trees in the background are lit up by a street light from above and further behind them purplish lights can be seen in a parking lot across the street
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 6h
I have a thing, can you help?
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 6h
hope that was a fart
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 6h
The dickbutt doodle but he’s wearing a Batman mask and his butt dick is wearing a Robin mask.
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 7h
me giving the boys a ride around in my new Japanese micro van
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 7h
arches. I know those are important
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the problem with the world is too many people revel in the mass suffering of a group of people instead of focusing that hate directly into one person and making them your archenemy
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 7h
it’s almost like only one specific kind of weirdo wants to run a social media platform and that kind of weirdo is terrible at running a social media platform; cause I’ve seent this shit too many times dawg
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 7h
a real friend wouldn’t make you hold it for them, they’d get you your own
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 8h
static.klipy.com
Macaulay Culkin's Iconic 'Woof!' from Home Alone
Alt: Macaulay Culkin's Iconic 'Woof!' from Home Alone. A boy exclaims “WOOF!” and slams a framed photo face down
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 8h
an autists two favorite things to eat are butter noodles and pussy
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 21h
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 8h
can he come out so I can tell him about it?
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 8h
tuscan lung
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 8h
Crying Loco (water), Fallen Over Loco (earth), Fighting Loco (fire), Yelling Loco (air)
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 14h
I’m trying to decide if I’m gonna type this one out or go video. It’s a weird and kind of complicated answer
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how I arrived on bluesky
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
done! now what?
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
finally!!!
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
finally I’m ahead of a trend
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it doesn’t even have to last long. come up with a new one every few days hell.someone did something shitty at the grocery store? that’s your archenemy until you’re out of the parking lot
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
liberty biberty in the cuck chair
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the problem with the world is too many people revel in the mass suffering of a group of people instead of focusing that hate directly into one person and making them your archenemy
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the gut biome replacement industry. they’re “like see it could be worse, we just use a needle or pill to put someone else’s poop in your guts”
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it was dude. it had its tribulations, which there were many, but it was pretty rad
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no one’s asking the Oakleys guy “where you get that big dumb truck brother?” but folks are always asking me what the hell I’m driving and how to get one
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
both my motorbike and van are essentially mini versions of their american counterparts and I can tell you every time I’m parked next to a super car or a ToddlerCrusherXLT™️ people are always more excited about my reasonable little putters
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
anytime the autism conversation comes up & someone jokingly asks if I like trains I get say I like trains so much I was an engineer & mechanic for 3/4 scale diesel electric amusement trains & then go into all the details of my favorite things about that experience & then they never ask again
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn’t get a photo but a little version of this honker just skittered by. SKINK HAD BABIES!!
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I should start doing mushrooms again
The “I should buy a boat cat” meme. A very sharply dressed cat in a business suit sits at a table with a mug while reading the newspaper. It looks as though it’s pawsed it’s reading to contemplate something of deep meaning
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey Papa John’s cut the check! you’re welcome
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
meatball sub but chicken alfredo
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
now I really want to
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I should start doing mushrooms again
The “I should buy a boat cat” meme. A very sharply dressed cat in a business suit sits at a table with a mug while reading the newspaper. It looks as though it’s pawsed it’s reading to contemplate something of deep meaning
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d rather give up my first born child
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
constantly. I’ve hurt people
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is me now
A Richard Scary illustration of a little cat driving a boxy little mail truck with a little rabbit on a big postal stamp on the side. The little cat looks so very happy to be driving their little boxy mail truck
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a very good looking parallelogram
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m still wondering if I have a terrible disease I don’t know about
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there’s a very specific fetishist somewhere seeing this and they are jealous as hell
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IM FUCKING INSURED LETS FUCKING GO
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Kid in Toy Car: Let's Go Bullish!
Alt: Little girl blasting rock horns with both hands while drifting her little car like a total g with the text “LETS GO”
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still can’t believe this happened yesterday. surreal as fuck yo
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m over 25 years old so I get an emissions exemption
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
now that I can, should I remove myself from the musicians starter pack or just continue to gain one random follower every few months that will never interact with me?
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m over 25 years old so I get an emissions exemption
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
do y’all serve jeebleys?
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gaht damn this thing is photogenic
A dark red Subaru Sambar kei van (micro-van) sits parked dramatically in a parking lot at night. The headlamps are illuminated and blasting the most outrageous lens flares. The trees in the background are lit up by a street light from above and further behind them purplish lights can be seen in a parking lot across the street
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