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The Third King 👑

@thethirdking.bsky.social
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I post about wrestling, comic books, and also make Real Housewives threads. I find that to be an aphrodisiac. ✝️ Psalms 119:105

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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The producers must’ve decided to edit Phaedra all the way down when she went back to RHOA. Contessa is getting more screentime than Phaedra, and she’s a “friend of”. She must be getting the time that they were going to give to Phaedra. #Married2Med
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The #Married2Med ladies basically got away with humbling Quad last year. Yeah, Quad is getting apologies. But, the other ladies clearly wanted to make a point last year about Quad’s ego and treating them as on-camera friends, and it seems like the point landed
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Not Dr. Jackie having a whole altar call for Quad at this table. Part of me is saying: pray, Jackie! Call on the Holy Ghost. The other part of me is cracking up at the theatrics going on here. Like, we’re really praying rn. Fix it Jesus, I guess.😂😂 #Married2Med
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Nah, Gizelle! This is the heat I need you on. Don’t let Mia’s tears keep you from getting on her neck. I rarely cheer for Gizelle, but I need her to keep her foot on the gas in this moment. #RHOP
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
There’s been too much Jacqueline in this episode. #RHOP
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I don’t give Ashley much, but she’s speaking truth in this episode. A broken clock is right twice a day. I have to give it to her. #RHOP
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Karen and Gizelle’s banter is always funny to me. They just have chemistry. #RHOP
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Im going to need Mercedes to win that Rev-Pro title. My girl is collecting belts in 2025! 🙂‍↕️
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
#Xmen97 and #ThePenguin really were both television highlights for me in 2024. They both represented the superhero genre so well – albeit in completely different ways. Interestingly, though, something they do have in common is gritty realism that was injected into them.
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Four Weddings was my show! Lol. If there were any Black brides in the episode, I always rooted for them 🤣
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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The Duke Of Bottoms @dmvkenney.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Good Morning #rhobh
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Samurai Jack was so underrated
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Theoretically, #RHOA could come back to Bravo by February. #RHOM shouldn’t be too far behind them, and hopefully #RHOC will be back by the time Miami ends. In other words, if my prediction is correct, then I win! Lol. I can’t wait to see all three of them.
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I don’t think I’d be able to be friends or hang out with someone who feels the need to smoke/vape everywhere they go. Some things just need to be reserved for people’s homes and cars. Lol
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Black Panther to most of his Avengers teammates
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Alexis did all that defending John last year, instead of properly ingratiating herself into the group. Now, look at her. Lol. She got her little “halo” snatched away. Alexis could’ve been so much more than what she was on her return, but oh well. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. #RHOC
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
We’re close enough to the end of the season to where I’m comfortable giving a verdict on Bronwyn: Bring her back! As I’ve said before, there have been some missteps with her this season. However, overall, this has been a very good first season for Bob. She has a future on #RHOSLC
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Honestly, Lisa should’ve sat there and ate her food. Lol. Angie was asking Meredith a very reasonable question, because she wasn’t making sense. Lisa involved herself, and Angie flipped to her and opened the door for everyone to get their shot in. #RHOSLC
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Mary just dropped her son off at rehab, and then flew to the Housewives cast trip! That’s a mother! That’s a Housewife! Also, I love how happy she and Angie were to see each other. That was so beautiful to see. #RHOSLC
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Good. So, Bob is seeing Lisa and Meredith’s reactions. I hope she starts acting accordingly. Like I said, she needs to stop trying to get into their click from here on out. It’s time out for that. #RHOSLC
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
There’s so much to unpack with Bronwyn pouring her heart out. I understand that her insecurities are fueling her fire against Lisa. I still think,though, there was better way that we could’ve gotten to this conversation. We didn’t have to have this blow up. 1/2 #RHOSLC
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Omg, see, I was about to give Bob credit for checking Britani. But, I have to snatch it back. Bronwyn decided to jump in to argue with Britani; that’s not Lisa’s problem. Lisa had no obligation to defend Bronwyn. #RHOSLC
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Britani wants brownie points for she and her daughter being in a good place. I’m sorry, but they would’ve never been in a bad place had Britani not chosen someone over her girls. She doesn’t get points for finally being decent with your children. That’s her reasonable service. #RHOSLC
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I hate to give her credit, but Heather is not wrong about Todd. He’s short with Bronwyn. Honestly, I don’t get the sense that Todd is a bad guy. I think he and Bob are just in two very different places in their lives – two different speeds, and then add a reality show? It’s a life clash. #RHOSLC
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Going to the gym after work, and then trying to make it home to live-tweet Housewives is such a struggle for me.
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
At work, watching a classic 🙂‍↕️
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Dorit packed Sutton and Camille up. Sutton came in with the low-blows, and Dorit met her with sound logic. Then, Camille came in and Dorit wrecked her fairly quickly. Just another time that Dorit proves she’s the best verbal sparrer on #RHOBH.
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I appreciate that Bozoma only speaks about the things that she’s witnessing. I think some newbies tend to try and speak as if they’ve been in the group longer than they have. But, Boz only speaks on what she knows. She was spot on about Sutton weaponizing Dorit’s issues against her. #RHOBH
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Bozoma gives her daughter luxury, while also instilling in her public speaking and presentation skills! I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT! #RHOBH
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’m sorry, but it’s time for Erika to let season 11 go. Yes, she was taken to task. She was questioned and accused – so have many other women on this show when they were also attached to a scandal. She’s participated in some of those moments. She wants apologies, but she needs to move on #RHOBH
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My thing is: I’m just not understanding the endgame of Garcelle bringing up Dorit’s robbery again. Is she going to bring this theory to Dorit? Is she going to be messy with it in the group? It doesn’t need to be brought up to begin with, but it certainly doesn’t if there’s no endgame. #RHOBH
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Garcelle’s beach house is beautiful! She essentially built a brand new property, because that house looks nothing like the shack she bought. Good for her! #RHOBH
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
You know what’s kind of crazy? The whole reason why there was a sprinter van debacle was because of Garcelle bringing up the Dorit - Teddi post from the night before. I’m sure Garcelle thought it would produce something that night, but the effects didn’t jump off until the next morning. Lol. #RHOBH
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Lol. Jagger told Dorit he is on a schedule, and he does not have time to be late. Tennis is important! #RHOBH
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I can’t say enough how proud I am of Garcelle’s producing career. Although it was a fleeting scene, seeing her tear up while seeing the opening scene of her film really touched my heart. 🥹 #RHOBH
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Also Porsha and Phaedra’s first chairs on season 8 and season 9 should’ve been switched. Phaedra’s life was a hot topic in season 8, and Porsha was the main villain (before the big reveal) in season 9. It’s kind of ironic that they got switched like that #RHOA
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’ve been rewatching #RHOA season 9. Phaedra was truly PETTY for taking Johnny to that lawyer to sue Kandi! 🤣 It’s so diabolical that you have to laugh, because who does that??? Lol. Kandi was no saint, but goodness. That is another level of petty.
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
In all honesty, I do wish #RHONY well. I do want it to succeed. The last time I watched was Jessel’s party, and it did not incline me to watch the rest of the season. I’ll probably do a binge to catch up, but they have to correct somethings (and NO. I’m not talking about bringing the OGs.)
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Back to Black. Amy’s album is timeless to me.
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Mia has always done this thing where she likes to keep the producers chasing after her story. Something always happens in her life off-camera or at the end of the season to entice them. But, it’s led to a need to escalate her story more and more, and now we have this mess. It’s inauthentic. #RHOP
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I’m ready for Mia to leave #RHOP. I’ve never been shy about saying I’ve never liked her, but I’ve always been fair in saying she’s funny and good group scenes. But, imo, her bad qualities are far outweighing her good ones at this point. She can go and take the friend with her.
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Lol. I didn’t feel bad for Contessa when Heavenly flipped on her, because I felt like she should’ve seen it coming. I don’t feel bad for Heavenly now, because Contessa should be keeping her at arms length. #Married2Med
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
🤣 Nah, Contessa clocked Quad there. Don’t be trying to play Oprah between Dr. Heavenly and Dr. Contessa, when you and Dr. Simone are dancing around each other. #Married2Med
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Heavenly does not respect Tea. That apology that she received was as good as Tea is going to get during the season. MAYBE she’ll get a more sincere one at the reunion, but it’s 50/50. She may just need to move on. #Married2Med
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
“We can call you lack of substance” Jackie will read if she feels like she needs to. I love Toya, but Jackie got her bad on that one. 😭 #Married2Med
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Honestly, I’m with Jackie. A ranch is not my kind of vacation. Take me somewhere nice – not a ranch and a swamp. Lol. #Married2Medicine
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If everyone has had to share something about their lives, then Phaedra should not have been exempt. She should’ve been interacting and sharing just as much as anyone else. #Married2Med
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Is Toya being a bit messy? Yes. That being said, Toya is right. Phaedra does want to keep things surface with the ladies, and this just isn’t the show for that. It’s good that someone is finally calling it out. #Married2Med
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The Third King 👑 @thethirdking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I hope Karen kicks Jacqueline right on out of this party. Not only was she not invited, but she was told explicitly not to come. I want a whole removal. #RHOP
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