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The Tellagaffe

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Destroying democracy one op-ed at a time.

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The Tellagaffe @thetellagaffe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In a bold new initiative to curb domestic terrorists, Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood adopted a "carrot and stick approach", delivering cutting words while also caving to their every demand. Mahmood later confirmed that Palestine supporters would now be met with firing squads.
MAHMOOD VOWS STERN LETTERS AND FINGER WAGGING TO COMBAT LITERAL TERRORISTS.
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The Tellagaffe @thetellagaffe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Piddington's attempts to secede from His Majesty's glorious empire were imperiled today, after celebratory attempts to couple with the local zoo inhabitants ended in a wretched display of violence. A subsequent referendum to call an ambulance failed to pass.
"Town that roars? Principality's bestiality leaves eighteen dead"
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