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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭)

@thetalkingdragon.bsky.social
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(she/her) weird transfem thing, also system. weird Marxist. weird and strange in general. (Also 20, if it matters.)

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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You could say..there’s…there’s Sarthas….all over the Thrace.. [*gets the shit kicked out of me by various hounds*]
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pot o’ cum
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How much of this platform’s inner workings are vibecoded now ?? I’m assuming that’s why literally everything is breaking every two seconds today
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the birthed day !!
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
awawawawawawawa
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I should get a really oversized pullover hoodie so I can hide in it and be comfy
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I should post here more but I’ve grown accustomed to tumblr…
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I haven’t posted here much at all I’ve been 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂posting on tumblr pretty much exclusively
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Thanks for the heart attack Bluesky Literally all of my notifications just refreshed as if they were new and that shit said 50+ good fucking LORT
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
wE GOT A ROOM WIT A WINDOW NOW !!!!
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a drawing of a panda holding a bunch of crayons .
ALT: a drawing of a panda holding a bunch of crayons .
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
there’s a sunroof with a frosted cover over the window outside of my temp room It’s oddly entrancing, I’d want to stare at it for hours if it weren’t for the neck pain
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Holy shit We slept for the full night That’s the first time in weeks or more
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
In the hopital, deemed mental crisis, yippie !!!! (Guh) ((I’m okay-ish (like in the hospital I mean my brain isn’t), and they lemme keep my phone as long as it got stickers on it)
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Girl don’t fucking ask to see my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓾𝓹 tumblr and get upset when it is indeed, in fact, most positively, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓭 the fuck 𝓾𝓹
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
hmm gwubgwub
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I like my toast rare (If you know you know, and if you don’t I can explain maybe kinda)
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Related note, invented a new insult because of this, "Mangly fuckplop"
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
STOP. FUCKING. WRITING. TRANS [GENDER-WORD]. WITHOUT. A. FUCKING. SPACE. TRANS IS AN ADJECTIVE, USE IT PROPERLY, OR GET A BROKEN FUCKING JAW
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Epiphany: by making 'meaningless art' as a response to "all art is political" you are inherently proving its point Regardless of the contents of the work itself, by creating it with that specific purpose in mind you are creating reactionary art against a political statement, and thus, political art
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
the devilspawn who control the clocks have warped them again and dESYNCED THE PERFECT TIMING I HAD ON MY MICROWAVE CLOCK
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oh yeah if we shitpost less here it’s because we discovered the realm of tumblr
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I have no idea who I am at the moment but I know I yearn immensely and it hurts This gives literally nothing to work with, because every part of us yearns immensely at all times anyway (except for Lilly she’s mostly chilling) However I feel smol, and I don’t feel Riyoko-y, so that’s somethin
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
)okay normally "yuo" would’ve been an intentional misspelling this time it was actually a typo)
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
notice to the choomfies: if yuo notice an uptick in us/we statements from us (<- like that), be not confused, or do, we’re acclimating to A Brain Situation® Not a new situation by any means, but one that recently had a very heavy shift in a funkywunky direction
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I have discovered that IbisPaint lets you transform/transpose every layer in a folder at once and never before have I ever came so hard
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’ve received a warning from my carotid artery and I’m calling it now: At some point the puritans are going to create an "anti-gooner" movement And by that I mean it’s literally going to be exactly the same as the usual anti-porn movements EXCEPT we’re going to end up in a hell reality-
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"I think millennials like to capitalise random words because of The Giver capitalising things like The Receiver" Girl…it’s called a fucking title The Receiver is a title, The Giver is a title They are formal titles They are not capitalised incorrectly or "for no reason"
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The world needs more animations of women jorking their gOcks
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We need an equivalent to that old music visualiser on the Xbox 360 for computers and the like Please I fucking loved that thing
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I know youtube is always generally completely dysfunctional, but why the fuck can’t their search functions at least be organised I’m trying to find recently uploaded Disco Elysium videos to see if anyone has made shit about it that isn’t just gameplay
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The most annoying bit (other than the knowledge acquiring such a dynamic in a way that is safe and healthy is nigh improbable) is that like, a collar would probably end up really uncomfortable because most times when something even floats near my neck I can end up feeling like I’m choking
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Genuinely no idea how the fuck it did not click in my brain I think that I must’ve been excusing it mentally as like "ohh I just like this scenario with these characters" girl no you actively want a real life version of that scenario just without the noncon…okay maybe a litt- (not counting CNC)
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"ohhh I'm not very much into pet stuff or anything like that" -girl whose favourite character in Degrees of Lewdity is EDEN (It’s me I’m the girl (I am a dumbass, also really mentally ill))
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Update: I now feel the need to be impregnated
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I want for so much affection that could never be fully satisfied I’ve been starved of touch for so long that it’s left me endlessly ravenous I yearn so desperately in such odd lonely hours
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
(As opposed to champagne socialism)
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I do not give a fuck if you just wear it for aesthetics, if I see someone wearing a cross and it isn’t inverted I will not want to fucking associate with them in any way !!!!
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The feminine urge to become a cave dwelling creature and subsist on funny little mushrooms and whatever may stumble upon my den
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
THE YURI FIC IS COMPLETE !!!!!!!
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Here I was sitting on my silly ass thinking "no it won’t be an issue I should still be able to get myself to do it regularly enough !!! It should be fine I doubt the skin will get that sensitive or anything !!!!" FUCKING HONSE SHAVLONSA (<- whAT)
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
That’s the other problem: if I am fully in the mood and nothing is fucking disrupting me, it can STILL GO WRONG BECAUSE IF I GET FRUSTRATED WITH TRYING TO GET HARD, IT WILL BECOME EVEN MORE FUCKING DIFFICULT !!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORSESHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
What the fuck do you mean I’m horny as all fuck but my body is simply like "nah not right now the stars haven’t aligned yet…oh yeah and when they DO align, if you blink wrong or think of something sad it will fucking ruin it like it’s a god damned ritual under the lunar eclipse"
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
FUCKING FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!! F I N A L L Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I want to jork my shit and the fucking thang won’t god damn work because the mood faded and fucking- AUEAGH everything else with HRT has been amazing why did the largest negative effect have to be mY DICK CONSTANTLY DECIDING THE VIBES ARE TOO OFF TO PERFORM ITS SOLE FUNCTION !!!???
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Why the hell does blocking the creator of a feed not by default hide it from the suggested feeds Like, could that please be a thing, for the love of fuck
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@poniv.bsky.social
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I need to bury my face in a butch dyke’s trail and/or bush and/or both
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Samarie Funger with microbangs…….
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A message to my fellow transfems: Hiii:3 you’re preddyyyy:3:3:3
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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭) @thetalkingdragon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Wrote yuri for a total of 8 hours yesterday It will continue today
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