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The Stinky Cheese Man

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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hate seeing Steve Kornacki hawking for draftkings
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't have any data to back this up but I suspect that the only time public executions would have a significant deterrent effect would be if we used them for white collar crime and public corruption.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Angela Paxton is an embarrassment and a coward. Say the name of your husband and explain why you are voting for a man you are divorcing with 10 toes down. Admit that you put party over morality and over family.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you throw enough atoms together and you can get a conscious human life then I don't see how it's not possible to do the same with enough legos.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 bucks on Trump declaring on election day via EO that the guarantee clause should be read to require a form of government controlled by Republicans and thus all votes for Dems are invalidated. Alito/Thomas agree 100% and Kavanaugh agrees on principle but votes it down on a technicality.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BINGO
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate the Rams and the Broncos but most of all I hate the refs calling bs PI on game changing plays
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know we need people that can build bridges but I'm just not one of them. Fuck all of the people that unleashed this psychopathic loser on the rest of us. I don't think I'll ever forgive them.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Came home and found my roommate hung himself with a sweet tart mega rope. It was tragically delicious.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have long distrusted men in suits, but now Fetterman has forced me to also distrust men in hoodies and gym shorts and it is something I will never forgive him for.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Absolute horseshit. These same conservatives made up standing out of thin air for conservatives in the gay wedding cake case and strained it beyond all reason in Biden's student loan forgiveness case. Naked fucking partisanship and the destruction of the rule of law is what these clowns voted for.
politico.com
Supreme Court OKs Trump’s ballroom construction, but Roberts says project is ‘likely unlawful’
Chief Justice John Roberts joined the liberal justices in dissent as the high court allows the president’s passion project to proceed.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The FDR statue in DC is an embarrassment.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Law and order in this country is a fucking joke. archive.ph/6jWQH
nytimes.com
ICE agent Christian Castro Released From Texas Jail After Minnesota Loses Court Fight
The state had sought to have the agent extradited from Texas to answer charges in Minneapolis related to an on-duty shooting that wounded an immigrant.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Powerful message from Jefferies for the upcoming midterms: Vote for Democrats if you think Jared Kushner should still be directing public policy. What an inspirational vision of change the man is offering.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm old enough to remember Biden being blocked by SCOTUS from forgiving student loans because it was an executive overreach. This new unitary executive court must think that other court was a bunch of idiots.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"This jolt of electricity run through the body of every American citizen of Hispanic descent at home depot is a temporary inconvenience after which they can move on with their day. I am a very serious person." -Future opinion by Brett Kavanaugh
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm expecting all the centrists that said El-Sayed had to now earn the votes of Stevens voters to say the same thing about Crowley in Wi for Hong voters.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Vote for me, I'll beat inflation like I beat my wife and daughter!"
axios.com
GOP may be stuck with Rep. Max Miller in Ohio
Time may have run out for the GOP to replace the embattled congressman.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sometimes that poor kid you want to root for who couldn't even hold a championship trophy much less win one and was only able to get physical affection from a couch turns out to actually be the worst person in the world.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 28/07/2026
Tomorrow is the last day to send a message to the FCC in support of our First Amendment rights. Tell the government to drop this proceeding and stop abusing its power to censor content it doesn’t like.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 pairs of codes for Citizen Sleeper + Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop) courtesy of @fellowtraveller.games. Giveaway ends July 20, 6 PM PT Currently on sale for 70%/50% off on eShop buff.ly/KwstvGP
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I would rather someone walk in on me masturbating than walk in on my trying to learn something new
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's sad to me that Charles Littlejohn stepped up to expose the wealthy in this country, including Trump, who were robbing taxpayers, got 5 years in prison for it, and progressives couldn't even make him a millionaire to pay for the best defense available.
finance.yahoo.com
Trump Tax Leaker Littlejohn Loses Appeal of Five-Year Sentence
(Bloomberg) -- Charles Littlejohn, the former Internal Revenue Service contractor who leaked tax information about President Donald Trump and thousands of other wealthy Americans, lost an appeal of hi...
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I hear Lindsey Graham requested to be buried in a closet.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Trying to watch porn on an e-ink screen and it's bringing me back to my childhood watching blurry cinemax.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dems are probably screwed in Maine. Obviously they can't support a strongly alleged rapist but there is going to be a number of people who view his downfall as an attack from shadowy outside forces and stay home rather than support an alternative. I hope I'm wrong.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop codes for Rise of the Tomb Raider: 20 Year Celebration for Nintendo Switch 2 courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends July 6th, 6 PM PT www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
FUUUCK SCOTUS The most-corrupt Supreme Court in America's history.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I haven't been emotionally healthy enough to watch a Toy Story movie since the second one.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Elon Musk is basically Nimrod if Nimrod decided to build the Tower of Babel entirely out of playing cards.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The fact that I'm being inundated with stories about how Trump swore at Netanyahu makes me think this is an intentional effort to make Trump look tough on Israel and nothing more.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
There is some legitimate criticism of Platner out there, but there is also a lot of ginned up things that seem like a coordinated attempt to stop him.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Is his basketball training and unprecedented physical ability driving his success or is it because he walked around in the dark for an hour with some monks?
espn.com
Inside the Shaolin monastery that helped build Victor Wembanyama
Here's how monks in central China helped turn Victor Wembanyama into what he has now become: the most unstoppable force in basketball.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
So what is the world record for not losing an open chapstick tube or accidentally putting it through a washing machine? 3 days?
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If the NBA cares about sportsmanship and fairness at all they need to require Wemby to have at least 6 inches removed. But they are too scared of the woke mob to do that. They even let him in human bathrooms. It's disgusting.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Apparently there is always another previously unknown law from 1826 that allows Republicans to do whatever and prevents Democrats from doing anything.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
People like to pretend that losing weight is about not eating a cookie or whatever when really it is more like declaring an all out war against your own body for at least 6 months.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I'm not sure comfort is ever the goal for a human being, it is always something that is settled for.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm so sick of these chicken shit billionaires threatening to abandon the places that made them wealthy if they ever have to contribute their fair share. They really must prefer to have a revolution.
theguardian.com
JP Morgan could scrap £3bn London HQ if Starmer is replaced by PM ‘hostile to banks’
Jamie Dimon says US banking giant could rethink Canary Wharf tower if a future Labour leader targets lenders
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Moderates in this country have been operating under the principle for too long that progress should only move as fast as the far-right fascist mad dogs will allow without revolt. The left has mostly tolerated this in the name of unity and nonviolence. I hope that time is coming to an end.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
All you need to win a Republican primary is Trump's endorsement and 13.5 million dollars just like alI I need to be a surgeon is Trump's endorsement and 15 years of training.
politico.com
With Indiana, Trump asserts his grip on the GOP
The president successfully ousted a majority of the Republican state senators who blocked his redistricting effort last year.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Trump is incapable of understanding what it is like to be willing to die for something he believes in because he has never believed in anything. Our foreign policy is now based on his assumption that anyone can be bought or bullied into submission.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Conservatives don't actually believe in the unitary executive theory, they believe in the schrodinger executive theory.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
No worries, my AI TSA agent is almost ready for primerime. It only tells people how to make a bomb and sneak it on the plane 20% of the time unprompted.
politico.com
Over 1,000 TSA officers have quit amid shutdown
The increase, first reported by POLITICO, comes as Congress remains at a funding stalemate.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Timberwolves are lousy winners. Look forward to them getting bounced.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just leaving this here for no reason.
washingtonpost.com
To tilt Hungarian election, Russians proposed staging assassination attempt
To aid Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, a friend of Russia, in his election, operatives proposed “the Gamechanger” — a staged assassination attempt to stir supporters.
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Fair is fair let the elephants take his head home to hang on the wall.
theguardian.com
US millionaire big-game hunter dies after being crushed by elephants
Ernie Dosio, a 75-year-old vineyard owner, was hunting an antelope species in Africa when the incident occured
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Some More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hi. In today's episode of Some More News, we're looking at Polymarket, Kalshi, and other prediction markets – how they work, how easily they are gamed, and the (very obvious) dangers of having society bet on everything. Link: youtu.be/0_ItmnR9r_g
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The Stinky Cheese Man @thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
How is it that on one of my feet four of my toenails are absolutely disgusting while one of them could be a model on the cover of toe magazine? Explain that with your precious science.
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