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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns

@thestain.bsky.social
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Tries to write book. Reads book instead. Loves unusual and obscure music, test cricket, retreating into history. Not one to grouse.

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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 9h
Great to have this back. I've been all at sea.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Better be the A303, is all I'm saying
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes I see one of these and wonder at the circle of acquaintance that kept an opinion so bottled up that this was the only outlet.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The most withering prefix, the weariest contempt, the most resigned disdain.
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Zachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When Toni Morrison said “If you find a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it” I think what she was really getting at was “computer, make video game character have my face”
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The man who invented farting
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a profound silence
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ooh yes, this is a great thing
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lovely sunset this evening
Beautiful Technicolor style sunset
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, then I'm sorry to have raised your hopes...
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All posts currently vacant and entirely fictional. I'm just toying with the notion that minor illnesses sound like metal bands. I didn't know you were a bassist. Do you play in a band?
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Note to self: form death metal band called Bronchitis. Succeed mightily.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd be quite uncomfortable revealing how many times I had to read that before I got it.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm having a beer. Only God can judge me.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's the content I'm here for
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An absolute delight
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Self-portrait — Władysław Podkowiński, 1892
Black and white art a young man showing himself to us as beautiful and soulful
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know why we have to do this every night.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your dick is the size of your balls, and that's OK, and I'm going to bed now.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Obviously. Don't be a cunt. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7...
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Stevie Wonder - Superstition live on Sesame Street
YouTube video by Ryan's Smashing Life
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My trousers are rent and sullied
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=44lL...
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THE EX - "That's not a virus" - Festival Hors Pistes 2015
YouTube video by What Comes Around Goes Around
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck my trousers
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m05h...
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Jacken Elswyth live @ DEKANT TIMES KRAAK - 25/11/23, Villa Bota, Brugge
YouTube video by KRAAK
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQas...
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Julianna Barwick & Mary Lattimore - Melted Moon (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPpm...
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Machine Gun - Jimi Hendrix (Live at Filmore East 1970)
YouTube video by Juicy mama
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not fucking though. dogs fuck, and we are not dogs.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here we go, the good stuff
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
13 followers, 13k following. Those 13 lads must be on eternal vinegar.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It would be nice if no-one or everyone died.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes please
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUAX...
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Francis Bebey "Esok Am" | Archive INA
YouTube video by Ina Music Live / Ina Musique Live
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck. Everything is destroyed. Thank you for your help.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want you to post cool live music off youtube please. Thanks in advance.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm building a picture. Was there a beard? I'm thinking reddish, sticking forward a bit? Did you smell the vape?
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I could only ever dream...
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's got good energy
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Could you tell me more about Iron Maiden dad? I like the sound of him.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkSA...
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Amon Düül II - Between The Eyes (1970)
YouTube video by Beat-Club
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The electric future www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh_t...
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Doris Norton - Psychoraptus (Music Video)
YouTube video by Exit
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Social media for dogs where you can smell each other's bums
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great to see the lads
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Singing drummers hold Surrey and Northumberland. We have to expect a pincer action.
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's where my new band, Wet-Dream Sprinkler Attachment and Irrigation Sextet, found inspiration
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m on the newest episode of The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman and Catherine Bohart! It was a lot of fun!!
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World Leaders Forced to meet Trump
YouTube video by The Bugle
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I find that having a little cry helps
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So looking forward to this one
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looking forward to their AI messaging featuring the cover art of Republic
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely love that
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Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns @thestain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This work lark is overrated
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