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any Pennsylvanian who wants to brawl for my title meet me in a Dennys parking lot at 3AM

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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
just tried to make my own night guard to stop my teeth grinding at night, and either i’m too stupid or my overbite is just too powerful🤷🏻‍♀️
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Pennsylvania really is just Florida without gators or Disneyworld
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i still think the Zune was better than the ipod. you could toss this fucker down a flight of stairs and it’d still work
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
enjoy some self-indulgent Modo art since tiktok are a bunch of PRUDES😒
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Nargacuga will always be my favorite🥰
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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alright who 's not dead sound off . imgflip.com .
ALT: alright who 's not dead sound off . imgflip.com .
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
#zootopia2 #mayorwinddancer
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
that is a conventionally attractive horse
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
it’s always the one character you swear you ain’t gonna like 😑
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
who needs mucinex when you can get three pints of chinese soups for five bucks cheaper
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Smiling Friends mentioning Wawa made me stupid happy for some reason
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
ima toss these in here before scurrying back into the dark ✌️
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Dreamworks cancelled this movie in favor of fucking Boss Baby and i will NEVER forgive them.. . #Larrikins
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
A three pound jar of applesauce can and WILL split your lip if it falls on your face, just fyi
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
okay so falling knee and elbow first into concrete carrying 40 pounds of bananas ain’t fun
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
art block got me fucked up
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
“You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...”
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
going through my phone galleries to free up space and i forgot i made this..
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
same
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
If you’re like me and gotta listen to something while you work, 10/10 recommend this guy. His voice is 🤌🤌🤌 youtu.be/jWsFie2Tfr0?...
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Plagues of the Ancient World | Before the Black Death
YouTube video by ASMR Historian
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Lagiacrus took that wing-slap from Rathalos like it was a napkin from a little kid’s birthday party…
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two dragons are facing each other in a forest
ALT: two dragons are facing each other in a forest
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Would anyone be interested in $15 colored headshots?
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
My freaking GUMS HURT from where they stuck the needle earlier.. never thought i’d miss that numb feeling
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a man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room .
ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room .
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
THE. AUDACITY.😡
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
anatomy practice🫠 #starwars
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
did anyone else watch Dinotopia in the early 2000s or..?
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
‘I Get Around’ by Beach Boys just makes me think of Flight of the Navigator when I hear it
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a cartoon character is hanging from a bar in a dark room .
ALT: a cartoon character is hanging from a bar in a dark room .
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Me in 1999: I play Spyro because it’s fun Me now: I play Spyro for fun, and the plot The plot in question:
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
What the flaming ostrich FUCK is today, man, customers have collectively lost their goddamn minds and i’m starting to return their energy
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a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair
ALT: a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
It’s that time of year again
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Started a ko-fi, at the suggestion of my buddy @pookawoods.bsky.social ko-fi.com/rook544833
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short and bitter like an espresso
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
First time bleaching and coloring my hair without help. How’d I do?
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
bro’s built like a 1x1 lego piece but fuck me, if I could afford it i’d get it just because it’s Peter’s voice
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
popular 90s pop songs being used for fight scenes validates my inner child so much..
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
yeah…yeah, he woulda got my ass..
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
the older i get, the more i turn into howie
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a woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a building
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
i feel like i could devour an entire rotisserie chicken with my bare hands right now like a damn werewolf. i hate being broke
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a man wearing glasses and a white shirt says i 'm freakin starving i didnt eat anything today
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a white shirt says i 'm freakin starving i didnt eat anything today
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
When your husbands keep falling off the bed so you put them in air jail
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
fat bitch
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Padme after realizing she’d have to raise two kids by herself
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two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
#meetthefeebles #peterjackson
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
if you ever think you’re overly emotional i just spent the last half hour crying about pigeons
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The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
progress..? yay..??
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