The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026just tried to make my own night guard to stop my teeth grinding at night, and either i’m too stupid or my overbite is just too powerful🤷🏻♀️ 010
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Pennsylvania really is just Florida without gators or Disneyworld 000
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026i still think the Zune was better than the ipod. you could toss this fucker down a flight of stairs and it’d still work 110
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026enjoy some self-indulgent Modo art since tiktok are a bunch of PRUDES😒 070
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026media.tenor.comalright who 's not dead sound off . imgflip.com .ALT: alright who 's not dead sound off . imgflip.com . 110
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 04/12/2025it’s always the one character you swear you ain’t gonna like 😑 040
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 02/12/2025who needs mucinex when you can get three pints of chinese soups for five bucks cheaper 010
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Smiling Friends mentioning Wawa made me stupid happy for some reason 010
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 16/11/2025ima toss these in here before scurrying back into the dark ✌️ 030
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Dreamworks cancelled this movie in favor of fucking Boss Baby and i will NEVER forgive them.. . #Larrikins 051
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 24/08/2025A three pound jar of applesauce can and WILL split your lip if it falls on your face, just fyi 010
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 20/08/2025okay so falling knee and elbow first into concrete carrying 40 pounds of bananas ain’t fun 000
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 22/07/2025“You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...” 240
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 08/07/2025going through my phone galleries to free up space and i forgot i made this.. 130
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025If you’re like me and gotta listen to something while you work, 10/10 recommend this guy. His voice is 🤌🤌🤌 youtu.be/jWsFie2Tfr0?...youtu.bePlagues of the Ancient World | Before the Black DeathYouTube video by ASMR Historian 010
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Lagiacrus took that wing-slap from Rathalos like it was a napkin from a little kid’s birthday party…media.tenor.comtwo dragons are facing each other in a forestALT: two dragons are facing each other in a forest 010
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Would anyone be interested in $15 colored headshots? 022
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025My freaking GUMS HURT from where they stuck the needle earlier.. never thought i’d miss that numb feelingmedia.tenor.coma man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room .ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room . 030
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025did anyone else watch Dinotopia in the early 2000s or..? 030
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025‘I Get Around’ by Beach Boys just makes me think of Flight of the Navigator when I hear itmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is hanging from a bar in a dark room .ALT: a cartoon character is hanging from a bar in a dark room . 030
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Me in 1999: I play Spyro because it’s fun Me now: I play Spyro for fun, and the plot The plot in question: 110
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 21/06/2025What the flaming ostrich FUCK is today, man, customers have collectively lost their goddamn minds and i’m starting to return their energymedia.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hairALT: a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair 010
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Started a ko-fi, at the suggestion of my buddy @pookawoods.bsky.social ko-fi.com/rook544833ko-fi.comSupport The Squonkshort and bitter like an espresso 032
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 17/06/2025First time bleaching and coloring my hair without help. How’d I do? 260
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 16/06/2025bro’s built like a 1x1 lego piece but fuck me, if I could afford it i’d get it just because it’s Peter’s voice 000
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 15/06/2025popular 90s pop songs being used for fight scenes validates my inner child so much.. 000
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 12/06/2025the older i get, the more i turn into howiemedia.tenor.coma woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a buildingALT: a woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a building 010
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 07/06/2025i feel like i could devour an entire rotisserie chicken with my bare hands right now like a damn werewolf. i hate being brokemedia.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a white shirt says i 'm freakin starving i didnt eat anything todayALT: a man wearing glasses and a white shirt says i 'm freakin starving i didnt eat anything today 010
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025When your husbands keep falling off the bed so you put them in air jail 040
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Padme after realizing she’d have to raise two kids by herselfmedia.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey . 120
The Squonk @thesquonk.bsky.social · 14/05/2025if you ever think you’re overly emotional i just spent the last half hour crying about pigeons 010