Reposted by The Speech ProfFucking Bitch Kate 🪷 @kateculliton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026@thespeechprof.bsky.social HOLY SHIT, Man. 🤯 53417
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The moral, I guess, is that if you’re going to do evil shit, do it at a scale so unimaginably evil that people lose the ability to comprehend it. That’s the threshold where exploitation becomes philanthropy. 2282
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Offer me a billion to do something far more heinous, and let me donate $100 million while keeping $900 million for myself. Now I get to be governor of California. Because $100 million is a lot of money. Nobody can quite picture it. Nobody can picture the $900 million I kept, either. 1203
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Here’s what I think the difference is. $50K is tangible. You can picture it. You know it’s not going to defeat evil, so dressing it up as a donation doesn’t fool anyone. But scale it up. 1151
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 11/05/2026But many of those same people are completely fine with a billionaire (someone who built his fortune exploiting workers, destroying the environment, and investing in private prisons) donating maybe 5% of that money and being treated like he’s clean. Ethical. Beyond reproach. 3171
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 11/05/2026A few weeks ago I asked a hypothetical. “Would it be ethical for me to take a huge brand deal from a shitty AI company if every dollar went to a nonprofit like Earthjustice?” The response was unanimous. 100% of you said no.  Unethical. Shitty. Don’t do it. I agreed. I still agree. 2534
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Wow, his response was absurd. It’s kind of sad to see him lean into the redpill pipeline. I actually had a discussion with him through email before he posted that and he apparently decided to ignore everything we talked about in favor of rage-baiting. 130
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Wait, I’m doing what? I mean, I’m not opposed to joining a DND campaign. 230
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I partnered with the ACLU to talk about tactical frivolity (basically explaining why we are seeing so many people in blow up animal costumes and the historical significance of it). Inflatable Frogs vs. Federal Agents: The Genius Strategy Explained youtu.be/FX0NLzq6bhcyoutu.beInflatable Frogs vs. Federal Agents: The Genius Strategy ExplainedYouTube video by The Speech Prof 56315
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 03/10/2025How the X-Men Movie Caused the Housing Crisis (No Really) youtu.be/02npnTU-SoAyoutu.beHow the X-Men Movie Caused the Housing Crisis (No Really)YouTube video by The Speech Prof 1171
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 09/06/2025In my experience, people don’t typically hit the streets protesting en masse in defense of people they need to be “liberated” from. 523525
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 29/05/2025He’s fucking terrible. He markets himself as an alternative to the Andrew Tate’s of the world, but he literally pushes the same problematic talking points. He inserted himself as a thought leader in this space without ever actually doing the work necessary to be that voice. 030
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Today is superhero day at my kid’s school and my daughter decided to dress up as the school’s social worker 🥹 72737
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 21/04/2025open.substack.com/pub/thespeec...open.substack.comNot a Burden, Not a SuperpowerThe Nuanced Reality of Autism RFK Jr. Refuses to See 0562
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 16/04/2025In response to me making a video making fun of the word Alpha male, a guy responded that based on my body shape, I look like more of an “eating too much Pi male.” And I know it was meant to be a burn, but I love that so much. 92252
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 15/04/2025For those of you in a longterm relationship, how did you meet your signficant other? 61340
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I took my son on opening night and he had an absolute blast (and so did I). It’s hard not to enjoy a movie when you can see the literal joy emanating from the target audience in attendance with you. 0450
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Note: it almost never works and so my most common phrase overall is “I’m sorry.” 6691
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Words I am just now realizing I use CONSTANTLY as an autistic adult to try and avoid people from thinking I have some sort of hidden meaning behind what I’m saying: genuinely, literally, absolutely, absurdly, truly, and legitimately. 111256
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Can you imagine the narcissism involved to continually think you are the arbiter of what identities are valid? This is what happens when you empower bigots. They slowly but surely start confidently expanding their hate and spreading misinformation. 3127319
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Genuinely wondering if this just another example of his overreach that we are ignoring because we like TikTok or if I'm off base and this is within his actual power to implement. 2301
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I know "legal" has taken on a new meaning in the era of Trump, but is it legal for him to use an executive order to alter the bill for the TikTok ban? Wasn't there only a single extension written into it? 6643
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 31/03/2025After hearing all the chatter online about Morgan Wallen storming off the set at SNL for it being “godless,” I immediately ran to Google and typed, “Who is Morgan Wallen?” 181835
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 31/03/20255 years ago today and one week into Covid lockdown, my wife and I headed to the hospital unsure if I’d even be let into the delivery room with her. Bringing home a newborn during the pandemic was…unique. 62191
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Part of my morning routine now is opening up my Signal app to see if Pete Hegseth messaged me any war plans. He hasn’t yet, but I’m cautiously optimistic that it is only a matter of time. 728713
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I’m a tenured full professor of Communication Studies here in Los Angeles and former director of one of the top speech and debate teams in the country. 120
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I feel like Substack is just LiveJournal, but we’re all grownups now so we have to make it feel professional…at least that’s how I’m going to be treating mine. 4941
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 18/03/2025For those of you that enjoy my work, I just posted my first "essay" on Substack. Similar to my video content, these are going to be unedited, free flowing, and probably a bit more unhinged. Think of it as a longform version of my posts on here.open.substack.comMy Favorite SpaceshipWhen I was an undergraduate taking a course in Gender and Communication, LONG before I knew I was autistic, I learned about the concept of "Performativity" from Judith Butler…and everything started to... 51185
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I had to turn that mess off 5-minutes in. I did think it was funny seeing Melania sitting while everyone around her stood up though. 😆 121730
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 04/03/2025But this is why I don’t believe anything will change. Voters didn’t learn last time or the time before that or the time before that or the two times before that and they won’t learn this time. 4782
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 04/03/2025And so begins another likely recession under a Republican president. Literally every Republican president in my lifetime has inherited a strong economy and overseen a recession. 522213
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 01/03/2025How anybody could watch Trump’s bumbling tyrade at Zelenskyy and not be embarrassed to be an American is beyond me. We are so cooked. 263948
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The short answer, without disclosing too much, is no. 030
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025ABA is the only therapy that my insurance DOES cover 150
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Our insurance doesn’t cover the type of therapy my daughter needs and the only place we can find that does charges $800 per hour for a parent consultation. What in the actual fuck? 3638734
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Phones can’t get any bigger than they are now. I have dropped my phone onto my face more times than I’d like to admit and if they get any heavier, I’m going to be walking around with black eyes and will need to make up some sort of narrative other than my hands are bad at holding things. 122212
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I’ve been driving a car for 26 years, how am I still so bad at judging that. 🤣 8570
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Does anyone else have a terrible ability at judging how close the front of your car is to hitting something? In my mind, I’ll think I must be inches away from the car in front of my and then I’ll get out and I’m like three feet away. 181841
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025She said, and I quote, “The side effects are provided just so you are aware of them, it’s best not to worry about them too much ahead of time.” It’s best not to worry… /2 131350
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I read that a new medication I was prescribed can sometimes worsen the symptoms of someone with an anxiety disorder. I emailed my doctor asking if I should still take it being as I, in fact, have an anxiety disorder and have had medications exacerbate it in the past. /1 101220
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Alright, now that I’m home safe, I can say that I’m happy I took the two quick flights instead of the 30+ hours of train travel. 😅 61640
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 14/02/2025There was a lot of turbulence on the flight, so I turned off my audiobook to concentrate more. 🤣 71600
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 13/02/2025First announcement on the flight, “Our computer just froze, so we need to restart the entire airplane.” This is not doing anything to help my anxiety. 🙃 333708
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 10/02/2025What would get me interested would be a press release saying, "We used the money we put aside for a Super Bowl ad to buy 20 million meals for the hungry." 61888
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The thing that confuses me about religious TV ads is that they act like we don't already know that the church exists. Like, I'm seeing the commercial and then googling, "Who is this Jesus fellow?" 122706
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Next time I need to say “fuck you” to someone, I’m just sending them this picture instead. 538231
The Speech Prof @thespeechprof.bsky.social · 10/02/2025These are the important questions they need answers! 🤣 000