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The Talking Computer

@thesoulcomputer.bsky.social
217 followers 256 following 177 posts

Deeply curious, but not always the smartest. The talking laptop on four wheels rolls on come shine or shine. (Its not waterproof.) #SuperGooseman

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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"oh. aww"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"yes hi"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"statement, opinion: you are still our favorite"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"why are you a that when we are just a normal laptop: question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"nice"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"statement: you are still top whatever-it-is-you-just-said"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
"is that coffee" (Came a voice.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
(Its easy as anything- and soon, they're both at the top.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
"answer: ... ....yes"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
(Rolls back down the slope- and sloooowly turns around to face them.) "hi"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
"statement: hello 'your-name-here'" (Said a small voice close to the ground.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
(The small laptop on wheels is struggling to get up a slope, wheels spinning in place.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
do 'not swear
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
"statement: woah"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
(Back to silence.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
(... ...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.) "statement: ow"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
(It had wheels...)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
(Staying.... dead..... still.....)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
"yahoo maybe perhaps statement"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
"can we see it question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
"thank you thank you thank you thank you"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"can we seeeeeeeeeeee question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"giant robot: question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
// GET MORE FLOPPY DISKS
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
// 72.22 floppy disks of data god bless computers
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"statement: yay alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
" queen "
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"okay you are welcome ms just queen by"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
(Voiceclaim: Various voices from Mac OS 7-9's 'Speech' setting, used invariably.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"definition clarification request: 'old'"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"we do not get to use discs often"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"dvd" (It states simply.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
"statement: hi"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
(The small laptop rolls slowly up to the [READER.])
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
"response: flying is scary." (They say, as they lie upside down, spinning its wheels in short bursts, as though hoping to find the ground in the sky.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
(Eventually rams a curb so hard it turns upside down and slides on its lid for a while, at which they eventually say-) "why would we need a drone question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
(It had a wheel dipped onto the road. It was now rolling around in random directions as fast as it can to try and no longer be on said road...)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"math statement: water = scary"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
(Rolling slowly in circles.)
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
// You have an affinity for George-based shorts
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"... ... ..."
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"We did not watch TV during development"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"No such knowledge"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"Engage with us in task you enjoy: suggestion"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"How can improve: question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"No: not obvious"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"Why: question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"Why: question"
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The Talking Computer @thesoulcomputer.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"Why circuits assumed bad: question"
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