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“That soccer guy.” Liquor Enthusiast. Documentary featured soccer tweeter. Amateur dungeon master.

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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Since the disallowed German goal when I thought this was gonna end 8-0, the USMNT has been the better team by a good margin.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yeah put the word out there. We back up.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Guys it’s over 6 hours later and I’m still flying. Arsenal are going to the Champions League Final.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Great shift from Myles
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Are we back up?
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a soccer player wearing a emirates fly better jersey
Alt: Bukayo Saka wearing an Arsenal kit hushed the crowd and shrugs
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Bukayo ripped that man’s soul out thru his ankles.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Eze hitting the post is gonna haunt me for years
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Arsene Wenger has was right about Anthony Taylor a decade ago
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Never in doubt. #Arsenal
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Noni Madueke’s face over a field of stars with the phrase “There is Noni to be upset”
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The French Olympic opening ceremony outfits were designed by Rob Liefeld
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Would have had money on Snoop performing with Kid Rock at the Trump halftime show.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I had no idea I needed to see Sabrina Carpenter singing with a bunch of chickens but I absolutely did. So glad The Muppet Show is back.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
60 million down the drain, KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
That’s a penalty. He wins the ball initially but absolutely trips Martinelli after as he’s trying to run back on the ball
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Christina Unkel, do better. That was absolutely absurd analysis claiming the Ben White goal should have been ruled out for offsides. You’re better than that.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’ll say this about the Martinelli thing with Bradley… If you want a player to respect you possibly being injured, don’t call wolf the entire fucking match.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
@amylawrence.bsky.social was that a “fuck off” win or a “fuck you” win?
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Player is lucky. Probably took every bit of restraint that cop possessed to not follow through with his natural instinct to pull out his gun and shoot a black man.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Megyn “if there’s grass on the field, play ball” Kelly
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Man shut up. Your entire state flipped in open revolt of what Trump and the conservatives are doing and then you just caved for nothing but a promise. You are an absolute disgrace
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
At what point have you ever fought? All you do is back down over and over and over. You are an absolute coward and a disgrace.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@durbin.senate.gov you absolute coward.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 10/11/2025
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
What was the point of the shutdown if you’re just going to cave for nothing? Why even bother?
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WORKING
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
They caved and got absolutely fucking nothing. These absolute shitheel cowards.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Never forget these amazing Sunderland fans once sang songs for a child rapist.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
3rd and 5 and you run it up the middle. God I hate the fucking Eagles. A missed FG is exactly what you deserve.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Every time I see Anthony Taylor, I am reminded that Arsene Wenger was right about him. Disgrace to his profession.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
It is still a foul if you get the ball and clear the player the fuck out.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The Palace-Bournemouth match has been so much fun.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Turned on the NFL Thursday night game to watch the Eagles score on 4 straight “tush push” plays, a commercial break, an extra point, another commercial and now I’m watching Bob’s Burgers cause that was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The fucking VAR check was longer than 7 minutes
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Get ready to be gaslit the entire fucking halftime about how that was the correct call. It’s fucking absurd
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This shit is fucking rigged man. How on earth is that not a fucking penalty?
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Taunting penalties are bullshit.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
So how are the Eagles going to run it 40 times down 26-7?
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The fucking Eagles are a perfect example of why I hate the NFL. Talent everywhere and they run the most boring offense imaginable.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
MARTINELLIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Wrestlepalooza may be the absolute worst name for an event I have ever heard
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
0AndThreeco Iamaleava
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
STINA STINA STINA STINA BLACKSTENIUS!! SHE SCORES THE GOALS!! SHE SCORES THE GOOOOOAAAAAALLLS
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
So Kirk’s assassin is apparently a 22 year old white boy? Huh. Who would have thought…
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Shut the fuck up, Gavin. You’re only saying this because he was engaging in one of your favorite past times of bashing trans people before he got popped.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk has expressed the opinion that “it’s worth it to have some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment” Looks like he got to express that opinion to its fullest today.
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Man who said gun shot deaths are acceptable in order to protect the 2nd Amendment gets shot and dies.
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a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
Alt: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
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🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻 @thesoccerdm.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Friendly reminder that Cody Gakpo is a slum lord.
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