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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 4h

Well, we now know the exchange rate with 30 pieces of silver in 2026. It's $5,000. Ain't that right, Donald Judas Trump?

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry for the Jesus spam. I've been digging into theology for a few weeks. 😆 Now I know that some of you are out there doing the same, given the state of affairs and the geopolitical consequences at hand. Now's the time to be discussing these things - for clarity and peace. Go talk. Seriously.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 8h

How is the Old Testament God all-knowing and seeing if he had to make so many severe edits along the way? I see "God" not as a person, but a noun. A thing, an event. Not a micromanager. As we are of the same image, we too have the power to create and are one-time events, be it around 80 years long.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 9h

This might sound stupid, but can we just start referring to science as knowledge? Stupid people might start to understand that Jesus had actually commanded them to seek knowledge and wisdom, by doing science.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 11h

What really chaps my ass? Had America turned a blind eye to the genocide in Europe, there wouldn't be an Israel today. Now you ask us to turn a blind eye to your own monstrous genocide, streamed in 4K and witnessed by the world while you blatantly lie about it? You literally have gone mad.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 11h

People who believe and act as though money makes the world go 'round? I'll never understand you. This Earth will live on, long after any concept of value or currency. You're temporary, start acting like it. Make lives better for those around you. You're currently antithetical to a harmonious world.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 21h

January, 2028 - Waldo fails to spot any good guys with guns, because you didn't vote in 2026. Side shade: You're cooked, NRA! 😆

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 22h

If you ask me, this was staged or is being overplayed as a means of psychological warfare, targeted at Cold War biological weapons fear. Our own nation used those fears as a justification to *start* the wars with Iraq. Stupidly effective bad guy tactic.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 23h

Holy shit - did Jesus have Sensory Modulation Differences? He wasn’t afraid of the dark. He preferred it. Night was clean, patterned, predictable. Daytime was noise and spectacle. He avoided crowds, approached people at night. Clarity comes at night, when the noise dies down. He was his own light.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey, if you're a Christian and actively supporting Trump or the genocide in Gaza - know that you are actively defying your Lord and Savior. If you're using passages from Deuteronomy, Joshua, Leviticus, etc. - to justify violence of any kind? You're out. You've failed the assignment, severly.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Meta... Did you really just stuff your share of the apocalypse into a form factor that looks like Robot 1-X fucked an Adipose? 😆 Tell us you're evil without telling us you're evil.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This sounds suspiciously like a bicycle for the mind. Where did I hear this snake oil salesman before? Hm... Let me think differently about it.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This actually feels soulless. Like it's just manufactured in a Clapton lab, sans any feeling of Cream whatsoever, except for that turtle-neck thing he does - like he's pulling up ancient muscle memory from the cretaceous. Do drugs, old man. Please. Not the hard stuff, just dance with Mary Jane.

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Strange Brew - Eric Clapton & Friends - A Tribute To Ginger Baker 17.02.20

YouTube video by mickey mouse

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump says "dumbocrat" like my dad asks me to identify his brain sucker - lamely and often. You know, dipshit - the opposite of "to advance" would be "to retard". Might want to think about that while actively dragging the nation to hell and manufacturing 5th grade insults from the 1950's.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like - at this point - we're all Independents, but 100% caucusing behind Democrats until this disaster has been mitigated. That's my modus operandi. You give me brain damaged traitors and spineless jellyfish, this is what you get.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So, Ken Burns is backing Eugene Vindman for a House seat with some advertising. If you ask me, disabling comments on your political ad is quickly becoming an easy way to tell who's got something to hide. Go on, tell us about his stance on Israel. Certainly we need more Israeli loyalty in Congress.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All I heard was, "Whaaa, I won't play for people who don't agree with me." If you can't play in any American city, what kind of American are you? Seriously, this is supposed to be a tough guy?

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Hank Jr being Hank Jr 🤠🤣

YouTube video by LUKER243

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Can we just build him a Scrooge McDuck vault and let him take a nosedive already? He won't be able to resist the urge.

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Reflecting Pool STRIKES BACK against Trump

YouTube video by Adam Mockler

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Huh? They want to take their nonsense to Israel and make everyone repent? Can we just charter a flight then? 😂 I don't really care who wins, but sure, let them picket in Jerusalem. I'm sure their songs will be a huge hit.

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Louis Theroux Revisits America's Most Hated Family (Westboro Baptist Church)

YouTube video by Real Stories

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Schmitt-for-brains, this one. A Schmittstain for all tighty-whiteys. That was some Schmitt right there. A real Schmitt in the punchbowl. Who Schmitt on the coats!? (for Dane Cook fans, all one of you, probably a friend of Schmitt's)

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Your bonds are like hydrogen, Russia. They're weak. 😎

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If y'all can keep Guillermo dancing this long, I better see a blue wave in November. 😆

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Night of the Long Knives, Turd Reich Edition

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is so dumb. First, these dogs are going to smell your nonsense a mile away. Biological fact. They also sense intent far better than you. You just look like idiots, and - if it did work? You're just committing animal abuse. Congrats? Also a great way to go to the hospital.

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Intruder alert until they realize it’s just the mailman again 🐶😂 #FunnyDogs #GuardDogMode

YouTube video by Michele Euguenii

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel so bad for the young lady with John Husted flyers who knocked on my door this morning. 😆 Before she even said a word - I took one look and said, "Nahhhhhh. The Republican party is cooked and you're in a cult. Blink three times if you need help!" Then I laughed her off my porch.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I would also like to nominate "Trumped up".

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Much like his own parents, Ohio will be rejecting John Husted. Cry about COVID and trans kids some more, inside your safe haven baby box, loser.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hegseth couldn't sit the right way on a toilet seat. (because he hides the booze in the tank)

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Josh Hawley grilling Jack Smith - "You tried to stop Donald Trump!" 🤡 *hands Republican party a shovel* Keep digging, idiots. You're actively canonizing a national hero. 😆

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So much for that YouTuber fan theory about Short Circuit and Johnny 5 being the precursor to Cyberdyne Systems. Nope, can't have harmless, "need input" RadioShack robots who stand up for the little guy and boot balls into outer space. Even the Indian guy was a lie.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't know what to say about our media ecosystem, folks. You tell me what's going on around here. 😆 2026 is utter insanity. Remember when we all thought 2020 was hell?

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Become an independent? Why not skip all of that, finish out your stroke as nature intended and become a state funeral? Look at those knees! Bibi, get your boy some kneepads! 🤣 Wait, is this the source of his brain damage!?

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Sen. @JohnFetterman (D-PA) says he is a "lifelong Republican"

YouTube video by C-SPAN

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If this absolute garbage happens to win this state, I'm leaving it forever. Promise. It will only prove that Ohio cannot escape corruption, and I will not spend a single further election cycle living under this stupidity. It's been decades.

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IT'S OHIO OVER VIVEK

YouTube video by Tony Dortie

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Your glass house is weak, Russia. *tosses stone*

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love a good clowning on Tucker Carlson. 😎 This guy nails it. Excellent work, comedy goblins. That was soul-soothing.

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Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson Reviews the Summer’s Blockbuster Films - SNL

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Presenting - Swamp Lobster! 🦞 🎧 by The B-52's - lyrics by some idiot on the internet.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It ain't easy bein' green. Thanks, Jim.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"That's a ton for every person." I couldn't help but clock the evil glance just as those words left his lying lips. We didn't let Adolf come over here and make speeches like this. Why are we doing it now?

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Has Tucker finally realized that he's hurt America?

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey, losers - this is the correct response. Looking at you, Epstein class freaks.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dockside Pizza, circa 1985 - Huron, #Ohio. There was an arcade overlooking the boat basin. I specifically recall Ms. Pac-Man, Galaga and Donkey Kong. I was only three or four years old.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Living amongst the corn, not personally knowing a single Jew or Muslim, unbeholden to any political identity - makes it real easy to say that Israel is committing a genocide. If you're having a hard time with objective reality, maybe you should look at who or what is pulling your strings.

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Netanyahu PANICS & CRASHES OUT At Zohran!! | The Kyle Kulinski Show

YouTube video by Secular Talk

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nah, that’s gotta be a different Alex Jones. The children of the British Isles rejected this one back in 1945. 😎

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Trump's like the guy with the fake resume you hire to manage your plant. Now - since he's a fraud - he's just renaming everything, making empty promises, golfing, sexually harassing the employees, firing the experts, running the plant into the ground. Typical American plant, if you ask me.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh sure, let the Trumps save face so we can suffer for a few more generations. No, bitch. End their political prospects forever. You can get in line too.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social Here’s your right wing “money cannon” at work in #Ohio.

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