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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 7h

“Put on some PANTS, for Pete’s sake!”

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 9h

Lord, grant me the confidence of the person who put the words "While Supplies Last" at the bottom of this image.

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 7h

“Looking at those eyebrows, I believe you truly fear nothing.” “Come closer and say that.” “No.”

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 12h

“Too small to be what I thought it was, then. I was thinking the Fifth Doctor had been here.”

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 12h

“Bugs taste funny. I should add a windshield.”

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"I was going to trade it to get my pupil back!"

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I remember seeing these listed in catalogs, but never in stores or any advertising.

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"That is one soft girder. What is that? Velvet?! I don't get it, but it feels pretty good right now..."

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“You admire the commander that much?” “Actually, I was referring to Charles Nelson Reilly.” “I have some questions.” “I’m sure you do.”

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“It’s the only 1970s episode of Top of the Pops that can legally be shown, Carl.”

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“The King Family Singers said I could have unlimited Twix bars.”

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We’ll just end the movie here. That’s fine. #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Shades of “The Conscience of the King.” #Svengoolie #StarTrek

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Why is that audience member holding a firecracker? #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“He will be able to afford our concessions without taking on a second mortgage.” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

How do they get the spikes down so fast? #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This was one of the bonus rounds on MTV’s Remote Control. Minus the knives, of course. #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“What is this ‘water’ she loves so much?!” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

There should be a lot more blood and viscera in that box. #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Okay, that’s an impressive piece of equipment. #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Her husband was in the previous movie. #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The timpani is coming from inside the caravan! #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“Am I being followed by a xylophone and bongo player?” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Yeah, the “good breeding” part is a bit concerning. #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“Detonated that thermonuclear device.” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“Fine. You can have what was in his storage unit. Two bottles of mustard.” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“I can make grisly jokes all I want.” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“Did you notice the burning smell in her caravan?” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Rocky Jones, Space Ranger in the background. #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Joan Crawford, Julia Child and a gaggle of poodles, everybody! #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“Everything we did can be found in the Kama Sutra.” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“No. I’m the new upper-class twit.” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“I should have brought one for you as well.” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“We still can’t believe some guy did that last year.” #Svengoolie

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“You’ll meet up with the Bangles and Leonard Nimoy.” #Svengoolie

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