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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hansen really giving what if vibes tonight
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do Maine voters not know that susan collins is the worst con artist I don’t get it. No real person votes for her.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 06/10/2026
One group was not evacuated out of Kuwait for 10 days after the attack, including Chief Warrant Officer 4 Rodney Bearman, who had shrapnel embedded in his face and legs. trib.al/3kn69B9
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Grandpa jokes about letting Iran destroy California womp womp. He’s unfit. Yeah obviously. Don’t let the talking heads debate whether he’s actually protecting California with his stupid war. We know he isn’t. It’s just more dumb grandpa. He sucks. Don’t give his weak “jokes” air
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone is taking the bait. This is why he wins. He didn’t say that but he did. Your outrage is how he amplifies the fucked up confusion and chaos and drives his otherwise diminished ability to motivate his weary band of haters
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She only brought a small matchbox and expressed hope it wouldn’t be used, and showed independence by not declaring her intention until the fire was unavoidable.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How do I know Hegseth’s order to deny access to bases to members of Congress is about a cover up, not about safety? Because I asked for a military briefing at the embassy as a substitute and was told the policy prohibited military leaders in the region from even talking to me.
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Conservatives in a nutshell: My religion says that you can’t do what you want unless I say so. I can’t fulfill my religious obligations because you won’t do what I say. Liberty is dead. I’m the victim.
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whatever you do, don’t ever agree to anything free from t-mobile. This shit is hella predatory @tmobilesupport.bsky.social
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reasonably acceptable
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty ok
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not bad I guess
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Instagram still tryin a make your photos on their scale seem under-reported. Those filters too. Shoddy option level. I mean aside from everything else about why they suck ass as a subsidiary of meta
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
25 years and 12 hours where were you lol
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s unfair to point out the pitcher’s name in this situation
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hate reading but what if mom compared stealing to owning and giving to accepting
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don’t Cal it a comeback
Cal Raleigh of the mariners holding the trident after hitting 4 he in last 4 ab (with a walk thrown in)
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah I keep receipts (the grocery list my wife sent me to the store with in case I need to prove I got what she asked me to)
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger The lightning trees
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Shin choo choo
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Colt Emerson Hancock
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
and that’s how you ralph waldo emerson your john hancock mariners
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What is happening
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is every narcissist child of an abusive dad in our fucked up country
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Happy Gilmore's Golf Celebration
ALT: Happy Gilmore's Golf Celebration
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Citizens of cities will one day unite against sports team owners trying to force us to pay for the stadiums they profit from
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Every intersection should have 4 crosswalks
Man standing up
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Lol #goms Buhner: he’s gonna do something special here Naylz:
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
[me, piscean]: 😏😒😔💁‍♂️
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Might want to boost support for this suddenly unfortunately named - our 2nd top soul food restaurant in Portland 😭. @wweek.com
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Where were you when you saw the Belgium team clown our stupid prezident by doing his double jagoff dance after beating the US in the world cup after he corrupted the tournament to ill effect because he’s a child brain narcissist who watches too much fox news
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Anyone know if he can be re-traded?
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thought a couple times about what if there was over-and-back in soccer. Also what if basketball had offsides.
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Portland media are even bigger whiners than the (online) fanbase
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ll be there for food These five words I swear to food
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I hated wemby after the first time I saw him live against my blazers. Dirty flopper. I hate everything about him
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I like to imagine neighborhoods in nyc doing raffles and elaborate contests coupled with fundraisers to get people to the game bc holy moly
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Derek Queen isn’t sure where he is or what he’s watching
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So close! I need to see who they lost to
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A butt called wanda
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Romeo and Juliebutt
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I just went 69-13, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=RQn...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@nba and @wnba broadcasts could benefit from rules guys like the nfl have on national broadcasts and mlb add in the postseason. Someone to explain rules like restricted area, landing area etc.
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Make a movie into a porn title Strap-on to the Future
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The loser of the conference finals should have to move to the other conference
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Who got that El Cheapo merch
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Autism defined by Autistic people:
A photoshop made to look like the following is in a dictionary. As a definition for autism including pronunciation and etymology as follows. 

autism,  a'tizəm,  n. [Gr. autos,  self 
  and E. ism.] A disability where you 
  are surrounded by illogical people 
  who  refuse  to   listen  to  you  and 
  repeatedly   create  overwhelming 
  situations for you to navigate.
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Havablast @thesmellofpizza.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
In a world full of shock jock outrage, i gotta say that listening to zach lowe and rob mahomey talk about basketball is such a salve. Masterclass of having lively, informative conversation.
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