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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

After beating the final boss in Splatoon Raiders, I realized Nintendo has learned nothing from the Mario Party tug-of-war mini game. My palm is still a bit warm from the experience.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

New collab between Call of Duty and that toilet paper company, it’s called Charmin’ Ultra Nationalists

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I’m gonna beat the shit out of death now, ain’t no way they took Peter Cullen…

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And Tim? Damn, Death’s been greedy recently…

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

No more 9 to 5 working… rip Dolly.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Rapa Nui is a way cooler name than Easter Island. It’s also not false advertising, cause I have not seen one egg hiding bunny on that island.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I remember when I saw a character I liked on like food brands that weren’t associated with the character (like Mario on Bugles or something), I was so invested. Now I just see it and think about the consequences of unchecked capitalism, cause I know it’s just bullshit marketing schemes.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Last day of being 24, it’s a strange next chapter and quite stranger how I was able to last this long, but I guess more unbelievable things have happened. I’ve been doing a lot of work for the past few years to make 25 less lonely, but it has yet to come to fruition…

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’m around 27 minutes into the EDP documentary, and I know how serious the subject matter is and why it should be taken seriously, but by Jove, there is so much funny line delivery in it and I’ve been giggling through a lot of it. Someone called him a “Chocolate Hippopotamus” for fucks sake.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

What if Midas got too frisky one day and accidentally tore his shit off while jorking it, and his dih turned to gold in his hands?

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Keep getting ads for the Book of Mormon featuring a girl who looks straight out of Whoville, and if I get it one more time, Imma have to ask for her number.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Make the next Toy Story movie focus entirely on the potato heads.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Mechanical bull implies the existence of a mechanical cuck.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Yo, what if Doom was Noobmaster69 the whole time?

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Whenever anyone ask me if I’m sure about something, I’m gonna say “I’m Light Buzzyear, I’m always sure.”

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Luckily there wasn’t an Astroworld-level event in The Odyssey, or those suitors would have been crushed.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The Rizzler met Green Day before I did… It’s over for me, chat…

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Currently trying to manifest the microplastics in my blood into Wolverine-style claws.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The bad guy for Supergirl 2 (Two-per Girl) should be Satan Girl.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Alvin and the Chipmunks reboot this, new shitty animated Smurfs movie that! CAN THE SNORKS HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE ON THE SILVER SCREEN?!?!

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Snorks Cartoon Licking Scene

ALT: Snorks Cartoon Licking Scene

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Guys do you think we may have bullied PlayStation so much by saying that they have no games that they made the decision to stop making physical discs by 2028? ARE WE THE MONKEY’S PAW?!?

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Next Death Battle: Gordon Ramsey VS Chef Boyardee

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Moo Deng has experienced cute death… I miss when she was baby.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Those guys who were talking about an empire only lasting like 250 years may have been on to something. I forgot their names and most of their arguments, but still.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Not only do I know him, I’m on first name basis with Ball.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Idk why @bsky.app’s Threads account is acting like a dickhead, but it’s kind of funny to see it blow up in their face.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Real T’s move in silence like tsunami.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

“Masters of the Universe meal at Denny’s” is a top 10 sentence.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

More people need to say “Good morning” like Uncle Grandpa.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Backrooms didn’t have Bonnie appear in the movie, even though he appeared in the backrooms in the first FNAF game, so 0/10.

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

If we are gonna have this defiling of the White House, could it at least be something better than a UFC match? Can’t we make like a giant Hot Wheels track that goes around the whole building?

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

D.B. Cooper is actually short for “(mountain) Dew Baja (blast) Cooper.”

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

My ideal Minecraft update: Make end more diverse Add more food to the game Delete Sniffer

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The Smashing Lad @thesmashinglad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

After watching some of that Wolverine gameplay, I think that they really took Jean’s last name into making that character’s design.

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