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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

so that's what it's like on the South Side? weird

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

there's a third button that turns the damn thing off

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

President Xi got off the plane and said to me, this big strong Chinese man, he said to me "Sir, you have done a JOB! Really impressive stuff. Thank you for being my friend."

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think these scans might be reversed, everyone's a lefty. It's easy to do, my sister manually scanned hundreds of family slides, every single one reversed.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Invoking the Insurrection Act would be another impeachable offense.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

he thought he was going where he continued to go, that this was a consipiracy against the dear leader; he was not stopped by this debacle in the least. The MAGA press has his back the whole way.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No fatties, no beardos, no weirdos. Oh, wait...

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Morgan Freeman voice: In fact, they were all Judas, counting their 30 pieces of silver a billion times.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

but his eyes went right past her to her Italian Leather couch in the corner...

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

why does he think he has the right to rename things? It's hard to separate the delusion from the ego, but I guess it doesn't matter at this point, he can only see domination and naming things is one way to control them. Literally magical thinking.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's not any easier for an intelligent, capable, and ethical man, even one who also uses the Oxford comma.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm so glad to see that Podcast get more and more famous. Well-deserved. Plus, they cover everything, eventually.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

are those plants growing in a pot in the fridge? I guess the fridge light really does stay on then, huh.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

tbf, when the price of a loaf of bread is more than your daily wage, you can choose death by starving slowly or rolling the dice on revolution

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this just in: she didn't really do this, it's just something she thought was clever to write.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We're all worried about what hurricane YOLO has in store...

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

willfull moron so afraid. The cowardice of the 'elite' stands out in these times.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this outfit just screams "please beat me up after school"

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

how much was Melania paid to make this appearance? I would say $50,000. Any other guesses?

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I would actually support this if it happened. We have to find a way to compete with Caligula...

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

press attention did not turn Trump into a puppy. Normally, he would have gone off the rails instead of getting all dewy-eyed.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

now with price individually calculated as a percentage of your net worth!

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

feel free to post this every day, since it's going to go up every day

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

meanwhile, in the real world, layoffs are hitting and no one can find work.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

good luck to @theonion.com coming up with weirder stuff in the next two years.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He doesn't care about the Middle East. He just doesn't care.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

this is equivalent to a statement that Russia is funding her party.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

No media coverage of this lie. They also ignore him sleeping through the 9/11 memorial. Imagine what would happen if, let's say, a world famous actor did that? Unstoppable scandal.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

he's not the same person people voted for. The people who did vote for him deserve to have a chance to recall him somehow.

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Slowly running in the fast lane @theslowrunner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

ah, I see, it's the old "It's not bribery if it's fraud" defense, very clever...

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