The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I realise I haven’t posted from this account in over a year, but if you see this and like this sorta thing, drop a like. 030
Reposted by The SkepTickJ.J.W. Lovell (He/Him) @jjwlovell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026NEVERMOOR x TURNING RED x TREASURE PLANET Two tiny purple creatures told him he was a Druid. He didn’t believe them. He was wrong. 🐻 Shapeshifting 🐉 World Mythologies ⚔️ Found Family ✨ Portal Fantasy 🗝️ Hidden Heritage #Questpit #MG #F #Q 1414550
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Prayers for me cleaning my oven hob. May jebus guide my hand through tough grime. Maybe Godfrey can make it so it takes under an hour. 010
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 20/04/2025500 people witnessed it, but they all forgot to make note of the date. That’s why such an important event, that being the coming back of a man who got nailed one weekend, is on a different day each year. Happy chocolate egg day! 030
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 12/04/2025This POS works for the city where I live, and is the number one reason I lost my job. 😐 140
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I’m about to use the bathroom for a long visit. Prayers for enough TP please. 030
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Where I’m from, ‘merry’ means tipsy. So I have absolutely no problem saying merry Christmas to christy-boobs. I just don’t say it to kids… I say, very loudly, ‘you’re too young for a merry Christmas. Just have a happy one’. The confusion on an ex-tian parents face is a sight to behold. 030
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I wonder what the intelligent life forms in the andromeda galaxy (if there is indeed some) call the andromeda galaxy? I wonder what they call the Milky Way galaxy? I wonder what they think the intelligent life in the Milky Way galaxy calls the Milky Way galaxy? 151
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I told a fella that his god doesn’t exist. He said ‘prove it’. I said that the god of the bibles definition gets cancelled out by the very actions of said god in the bible. He said ‘prove it’ I told him that it would take too long to read the entire Bible to him. He vanished 🙁 170
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 11/12/202410 year old gets picked on because she doesn’t believe in a god. Have suggested fun things to say back to kids who say to her ‘why don’t you believe in god’… We suggested ‘which god’. 230
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 07/12/2024‘The real reason you don’t believe in a god is because you don’t want to’. Doesn’t that make me more powerful than your god then? Since it’s apparently throwing everything at me to convince me it exists, and I just go ‘nahhh’. Come at me, puny gods. 361
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I drive around every day replaying the moment I asked people publicly not to pray for me, feeling like even more of an outsider. 241
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Thanks giving us just around the corner, and as a Brit, I’m probably going to sit in the corner and get hammered whilst my wife and her family celebrate. Though not ‘Jesus hammered’, it’s not that kind of holiday. 020
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Me: I’ll have an early night tonight. *turns on xbox* 3140
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Why didn’t anyone tell me Stallone is a MAGAt? I can’t ever watch his movies again! Please tell me that the cast of back to the future are reasonable! I can’t lose that franchise too. 020
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I’m posting the same post on threads and Bluesky at (almost the same time) Which one does better? Also, hi. 160
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I unlocked a new achievement today. Messing up my back helping my nearly toddler walk around the house. 🤦🏻♂️ 131
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I guess I have to start forgetting to use Bluesky now. 110
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 29/07/2023I’ve never really thought about how weird episode V Yoda is until now. 020
The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Just floating - spreading the word of our one true saviour. Lisa the Rainbow giraffe LBUH 170