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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Well that’s a wrap. Back to the shed I go. See in like 20 years.

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I tried to add red and blue smoke but there wasn’t enough time.

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I’m not indecisive. They are. I just exhale the drama. #HolySmoke

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

If you happen to see little puffs of smoke this week, it’s intentional. I’m practicing, not leaking. I don’t leak. This isn’t the pentagon. #popewatch

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I really can't live on this one job alone so today announcing my side gig: weddings, funerals, high-end fog machine rental. dm for rates. incense extra

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

✝️ Welcome to the official Bluesky of the Sistine Chapel Chimney ✝️ I speak only in smoke and riddles. Black means no pope. White means yes pope. Anything else is a clerical error or divine prank. Follow for updates, cryptic fumes, and occasional heresy

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

the cardinals told me to “make the smoke normal this time” but i already installed the party mode feature. Haha. Anyway #popewatch

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

And ANOTHER thing. No damn pidgen gonna steal my holy, smoky thunder this time. #popewatch

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Yes, my smoke is real. This is the Vatican for God’s sake not Hogwarts

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Reminder: I am not responsible for papal decisions. I am simply the exhaust system. Direct all conclave complaints to your nearest Cardinal. I just do smoke. #popewatch

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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Name: Sistine Chimney Age: 500+ Job: Papal smoke dispenser, part-time holy mood ring Status: It’s complicated (white or black) #ConclaveWatch2025 #popewatch

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