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Shawn Stuckey

@theshawnstuckey.com
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Political enthusiast. Music lover. Creative director & designer. Unapologetically Gen X. Proud Harris/Walz voter. Keeper of the flame. 🗽 Grew up in Chicagoland, now living in Frederick, MD and loving it. —No DMs.

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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 05/09/2026
No surprises here. 92% of my life spent there.
Dialect Map pointing out my Chicago / Milwaukee accent.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 28/08/2026
Skeksis. …”Trial by fire!”
Dark Crystal Skeksis
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 28/08/2026
Who wore it better?
Dark Crystal SkeksisDonald Trump… Skeksis?
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 13/06/2026
Are you fucking kidding me!! Stop stealing my joy. This fucking guy. 🤬
Kennedy Center has curtains up to hide the removal of Trump’s disgraced name off the building.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 24/05/2026
According to America First News we don’t need the ballroom. Or… these words are just posturing. Can’t have it both ways.
Tweet: AMERICA FIRST NEWS-
Let's all pray one more time.
Oh Heavenly Father, place Your shield over President Trump and the entire Trump family. Stand before them as a wall of fire. Send Your angels to guard them in all their ways. Let no darkness touch them, let no evil plan succeed, and let every
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.
A.D.D. From the movie The Rocker
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 12/05/2026
Jeopardy cartoon with MAGAt contestants:
Did I VOTE
For This?

Host says:

"Once again, this is exactly what you voted for."
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 12/05/2026
Jeopardy cartoon with MAGAt contestants:
Did I VOTE
For This?

Host says:

"Once again, this is exactly what you voted for."
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 02/05/2026
Oh? Biden ran Spirit? Remind me, Did Biden get us out of the Middle East or put us back? We are here today Because Trump and his incompetent administration. Spirit is here because they were a shit business.
2.5 ⭐️⭐️
32,838 reviews
Legroom

Seat comfort

In-flight entertainment (WiFi,

TV, movies)

Onboard Experience

Customer service

Value for money

Cleanliness

Check-in and boarding

Food and beverage
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 14/04/2026
😂😂😂 cool. I’m an annoying liberal. I’m honored.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 28/03/2026
Amazing & inspiring turnout for #NoKings in #FrederickMD So many great signs, this was one of my favs! 🗽 Keeper of the flame is fed up & ready to throw down!
Massive crowd at No Kings Protest in Frederick MDMassive crowd at No Kings Protest in Frederick MDOne of my favorite signs at No Kings Protest in Frederick MD. It reads “Girl, hold my earrings” and lady liberty is about to throw down!Massive crowd at No Kings Protest in Frederick MD
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 27/03/2026
See you at #NoKings tomorrow!
“Drop the files, Not the bombs” No Kings Protest sign for March 28, 2026.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 23/03/2026
And this old gem. Has FOX or Newsmax mentioned the $14 billion? And what did we get in return? I’m beginning to think this guy isn’t the savvy deal maker he said he is. 🤭
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 22/03/2026
Oh really? 🤔 Never engaged with this person. 🤷🏻‍♂️
“@thestarnovakane.bsky.social
has added you to the
"Accounts That Hate On The Oppressed & Are Anti-Inclusivity" moderation list.”
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 13/03/2026
On brand.
Whiskey Pete hanging his DEPARTMENT OF
WAR CRIMES sign.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 03/03/2026
Umm, Pam?
Current pick of the stock market plummets.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 01/03/2026
He’s one of those “but not all men”. No one to take seriously. An entire timeline of don’t bother.
Carl Beijer post saying:
Women will literally date other species before they give nice guys a chance... pouting emoji
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 07/02/2026
Made this vectored illustration for fun awhile back. Fecus was such a great character (& missed). Seemed fitting for a white tank. 😂 Let me know if you want it @halsparks.com & I can pass the file (whatever format/size/etc.) on to Johnny so it’s a trustworthy source. Just some fan appreciation.
Hal Spark’s Mega World Wide character “Fecus” graphic on a redneck white tank top.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 03/02/2026
George Costanza stained my family name in this movie. 😂
Cast of Pretty Woman
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 02/02/2026
God damnit! Puxetawny Phil Prediction of 6 more weeks of winter. #science Happy Groundhogs Day 🥶
Puxetawny Phil Prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 25/01/2026
Am I to understand that the current president is supporting this sticker in public places? Cool with me.
Gun free zone symbol.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 21/01/2026
Bet that droop is a little droopier today.
Donald’s face, clearly post stroke.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 17/01/2026
For your blocking pleasure. Fuck ICE 🧊 🚫
Sign that says I drink my whiskey neat. Fuck ICE
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 03/01/2026
Will this great honor be revoked now? Or how does it work? Can you illegally start wars within 30 days of receiving the prestigious peace prize? Is it okay when you’re coving up how closely engaged you were with two convicted pedophiles? Anyone know the rules?
A lost and bewildered, yet childishly excited Donald receives the meaningless FIFA peace prize that was invented to appease the aforementioned narcissist.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 12/12/2025
Psychopathic murderer, Pete KegsBreath is installing his new DOD plaque that accurately says "DEPARTMENT OF WAR CRIMES"
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 10/12/2025
Me too. I’ve been thrown on a few weird lists and I’m not even a significant account.
Screen shot of the block lists I’ve been added to. Screen shot of the block lists I’ve been added to.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 10/12/2025
I haven’t logged in to any Meta platform in a long time. Just got this email from Facebook. What the fuck is this shit?
Email from Facebook pushing a Melania Trump video.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 04/12/2025
This is the 1st honest thing we've seen from Pete.
Psychopathic murderer, Pete KegsBreath is installing his new DOD plaque that accurately says "DEPARTMENT OF WAR CRIMES"
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 03/12/2025
Honored to see my work on "A Blast From the Cellar" called out for its deluxe gatefold design & attention to detail in Ugly Things Magazine. In to it? Magazine available locally at The Record Exchange (Frederick), album available through Chicago based CheapKissRecords.com High-fiving myself!!👏
Cover of the latest issue of Ugly Things magazine. This issue features a review of A Blast From The Cellar. Complete album packaging designed by your's truly. Taking credit for this portion of the review... “…the lavish packaging and attention to detail seal the deal.”Taking a little credit for this opener as well! “Cheap Kiss went deluxe, and it’s a beautiful thing: gatefold jacket, printed inner sleeve, pink vinyl, download card… bundles of photos and ephemera…”Album cover of "A Blast From The Cellar!"
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 02/12/2025
Thank goodness Biden, Obama, Clinton, and Webb all watched the news on May 1, 2011.
Vice President Joe Biden (seated left), President Obama (seated center-left), Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (seated right, hand over mouth), and General Brad Webb in the situation room on May 1, 2011.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 18/11/2025
For context, this was years ago when he was in much better shape.
A photo of Trump, years ago when he was in much better shape that shows he shouldn’t call anyone Piggy. Ever.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 05/11/2025
Virginia being purple, just for funzies, let’s take a look at the shift in deep red districts. #TheDyingOfMAGA
Big blue shift across the board in Virginia. Even deep red districts.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! This year’s pumpkin carving by the fam & I.
A sculpted pumpkin face with foam vine arms and legs. A Jack-o-lantern with hypnotic looking eyes and stitched mouth. A flat pumpkin with sculpted vampire teeth and foam vine arms. A spider jack-o-lantern my son carved inspired by some game I know nothing about.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 30/10/2025
I gotta say... The Google Halloween Pac-Man is pretty rad. Was it a good use of my time? Yes. Happy Samhain!
Google Pac-Man Halloween level 4. An orange haunted house styled like an 80s Pac-Man board. Shapes like a clock, eyes, couch, dirty laundry, and a refrigerator with spiderwebs.Google Pac-Man Halloween end of level 8 of 8Google Pac-Man Halloween level 8. An red haunted house styled like an 80s Pac-Man board. Shapes like gym equipment and trophies. The power pellets are eyeballs.  Google Pac-Man Halloween level 7. An Purple graveyard styled like an 80s Pac-Man board. Shapes like haunted trees, bats, scarecrow, and tombstones.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 19/10/2025
#NoKings Frederick MD. I’m the frog in the middle. Met a few friendly Frederick frogs. 🐸
No Kings Rally Frederick MD 10/18/25No Kings Rally Frederick MD 10/18/25 I’m the frog in the middle. No Kings Rally Frederick MD 10/18/25 Small DICKtator Energy sign. No Kings Rally Frederick MD 10/18/25 Honk if you never texted war plans sign.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 17/09/2025
Seriously fuck this guy and his stupid fucking “I’m an intellectual” beard. Side note: I cannot tell you what a waste of fucking time and money “Why We’re Polarized” was. We can ALL do better than Ezra
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 10/09/2025
If you’re in the Frederick MD area, come on out to the School Board Meeting to support our LGBTQIA+ student’s basic human rights from the bigots who want to take them away. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
Rally for our LBGTQIA+ students rights in Frederick MD
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 24/08/2025
The crew from Spaceballs the movie.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 06/08/2025
😂😂😂 Fuck this clown and the weird presumptions.
Some dipshit put me on a block list for who knows what reason.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 11/07/2025
This was 1 of my fav design projects this year. Released by my friends at Cheap Kiss Records, A Blast From The Cellar! – Lost Gems From The ’60s Chicago Garage Rock Explosion is a great album if you dig '60s rock or Chi town folklore. #MusicSky #1960s #Rock www.cheapkissrecords.com/vinyl/cheap-...
A Blast From The Cellar, on red vinyl. Leaning against a crate of records, Fender guitar amp, and 12 hollow body Gretsch guitar.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 24/06/2025
He also knows he's mentioned in the Epstein files so much they considered calling them the Trump & Epstein files.
A parody of the Simon & Garfunkel Bookends Album cover titled Bestfriends / Trump & Epstein. The faces and title are/is replaced.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 05/06/2025
Do it! 😈
Trumps post:

The easiest way to save money in our Budget, Billions and Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon's Governmental Subsidies and Contracts. I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it!
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 05/06/2025
We’re getting there it looks like.
Elon Musk:
Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate.

Elon Musk:
Such ingratitude

Posted on X
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 30/05/2025
Okay hear me out… Was there no one in the art dept that could say “hey Jack Davis, this is for kids, and we have MAN SIZE WADS on the package. Think we can trade out that throbbing cock for an actual nose?”
Package of Big League Chew from the 80’s. Jack Davis of Mad Magazine fame did the illustrations. The player’s nose is unmistakably a penis.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 20/05/2025
To stay in line with government efficiency, they must be performed by the vice president. For additional efficiency, he can just use the glove between the couch cushions.
JD Mandle/Vance sad about his new efficiency responsibilities.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 19/05/2025
Leafs,… sheesh. 🫩
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 05/04/2025
This is what democracy looks like. Proud of my town❤️
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 24/03/2025
Remember this “scandal”? Far worse than texting top secret war plans to a journalist on accident, aye cable news?
CNN report of Biden’s Secretary of Defense’s brief hospital stay without notifying the public In January of 2024.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 24/03/2025
Gross. 🤮 WTF Ollie’s. Guess I’ll be shopping for my cheap shit elsewhere. Doorbuster? Is it though? 🙄
Trump shitty wall clock on the front page of Ollie’s sales rag.
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Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 13/03/2025
Dark spells he says… If Ricky Ratchman starts a show on Newsmax, I’m out.
Adam Curry from Headbanger’s Ball circa late 80s early 90s. Looking very faux pop metal “please let me be in the band” vibes.
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