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Liz, a queen of sharks-

@thesharkqueen.com
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Writer publisher-ALICE & Curiouser & Curiouser anthology 🎥 learning to make movies 📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy she/they #hoh #bi🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 a.co/d/08U5JWHf —link to InSects www.patreon.com/SERansdell linktr.ee/seransdell

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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 02/10/2026
I am reminded today that fragile *people* often have a difficult time accepting responsibility for their own failures, be that professional, dating, family, or friends. With that, I’d like to re-submit my favorite meme.
                     DYSFUNCTION
THE ONLY CONSISTENT FEATURE OF ALL OF YOUR DISSATISFYING RELATIONSHIPS IS YOU.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 01/10/2026
Not to brag, but the rest of this pic is pretty hot. I feel so good today. My treatments are working, my hands hardly hurt today, and while my lunch lady arms are far from perfect— I’m down by half my meds, and even look better than I have in years. This is why we all need access to health care.
Smut photo cropped to show only my shoulders and face with light makeup and wet hair— I’m lying on a ass bed with one hand on my hair and the other by my side.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 29/09/2026
Stop worrying about how women talk about our survival in a hostile world and start worrying about how your boys are making you look like a goddamned goober. Nobody made Aileen Wournos an icon as much as the men who came after.
Aileen Wournos tribute selfie, in one of the poses she was photographed in, smiling for the camera, flashing a peace sign
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 28/09/2026
An Aileen Wournos pose a day until morale improves.
Seated photo with my (sadly very pained fingers) in a peace sign at chest level while I smile for the camera.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 26/09/2026
My Morrigan . This was it brand new
A hand tattoo with a triquetra link bracket and moon and a raven.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 25/09/2026
The fact that this very old cigarette tastes like a new cigarette is such a great warning that I shouldn’t smoke it, but every free months I just want one. #alonetime
POV on my back patio sitting at my grimy table, smoking a cigarette and enjoying the quiet and the citrus grove just over the back wall
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 25/09/2026
I had time alone— so I took pictures. Then I got dressed and took some more…
Fit check in comfy green sweat pants and an oversized black shirt with butterflies, moons, and stars in gold down the center front
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 24/09/2026
Why is showering such a difficult thing today? It’s been long time since I dropped a bit of kink on my Patreon. I hope a few people join up to read it. Of nothing else, to give me a reason to make more. Especially since I’ve been working on scripts for audio.
naked, scrunching my face for the camera. The purple in my hair has faded to a soft lilac and my glasses are dirty😅
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 23/09/2026
Quick reminder that my silly words are nearly always accompanied by gorgeous art. I could never say enough good things about @annijyn.com's art, but I already look forward to my next commission. If you want to see some of those words & art combined, stick around, I have so much more to show you!
line art by Anni Jyn, of a woman bound shibari style and gaggeda lonely graveyard under a full moon, by Anni Jynline art of a woman suspended in a web that partially obscures her body, by Anni Jyn
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 20/09/2026
Putting together a book of my poetry, and I came across this oldie but still makes me sad-ie. I never did stop with this hurt, actually. Old loves sometimes crawl from the backs of our hearts to sting a little.
A poem I wrote a couple of years ago.


 The taste of you and me together that coated my tongue as I lay naked in your arms, my cheek pressed to your skin, keeps me from sleeping
when you're a thousand miles away in someone else's arms, not thinking of me at all.
Thursday, Jan 11, 2024Procreate line art self portrait a nude woman with tummy bulges and shoulder length hair
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 18/09/2026
My deck is so very direct with me. Friday reading
The moon is all about the subconscious— intuition, inspiration, or anxiety or even illusion. Pay attention to what your mind is telling you, but don’t get pulled into a fearful spiral. 

And mine is telling me that’s it’s query day!!!
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 16/09/2026
I love mine but I’m JEALOUS of partner’s rogue one sleeve: engineers make great scifi tattoo artists
Darth Vader upper arm portion of rogue one sleeve
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 16/09/2026
A little swollen today, but since DMs don’t have pictures, these are my pretty day gloves
Compression glove with a black lace overlay
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 16/09/2026
I can see the lines around my eyes today.☺️
Sticking my tongue out to relax between photos while taking some nudes. My face keeps changing as I treat my illness and I’m finally getting kind of excited
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 15/09/2026
This morning, I re-read some of the weird shit I’ve written, and you know what? I SHOULD SELL IT FOR PEOPLE TO READ Coming soon: The Strange Orchid and other Weird Tales…
A watercolor of a curvy tree trunk wrapped in ivy shibari
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 12/09/2026
I will not restart my WoW subscription. I will not restart my WoW subscription…
Watching the BlizzCon Warcraft reveals on the tube.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 11/09/2026
I spent 3 hours doom scrolling then did the hard call I was waiting on, which was not at all hard, so now I get to shower. You may clap.
Middle aged woman holding her face in her hand, looking at the camera
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 08/09/2026
That said, it’s dirty reference photo day! Bon appetite🖤🦈
Black and white photo of me sticking my tongue out for and looking up at the camera— in case anyone wanted to imagine something dripping onto my tongue
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 08/09/2026
Woke up to a message from a dude I don’t know: “I’d sure love to see your pussy” New rule: Pay me. I love y’all but you are not the only (only guys do it) guy asking to see my unshaven goodies, so calm your tits. You want it? Join my Patreon. You want saucy bits? —there’s a tier for that. 💋
Winning and making a stupid face (my hair is up and I’m wearing glasses) for the camera, as I neither believe this will drive traffic to my work, or that it will stem the tide of gross DMs. Man my lips look juicy, tho.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 04/09/2026
Hi, I'm Liz Ransdell, of the shark queen & blood in the water books. Welcome to my little corner of bsky. I hope you're in the mood for smut, horror, correct takes, & comics! (& selfies… lots of selfies) Check out my work & help me keep the indie creations coming! linktr.ee/seransdell
SE Ransdell lying on a soft minky blanket. She's nude and covered in a simple white sheet, looking up and back at the camera. Photo courtesy of  Claire Pearce
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 04/09/2026
Mommy’s meditation buddy
Truffles Goblin MacGuffin , a young adult American shorthair sits on the table across from me, watching me through the eucalyptus branches in a jar
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 04/09/2026
To keep the description shorter (lol it’s so long still), my reading will be in the alt text, rather than a description of each card singly— but this was a banging reading— especially when you add the numerological repetition of the #2 in 3 important positions.
Basic meditation.
The question was regarding my productivity and progression in my craft.

The result was:
Self— knight of wands— pure energy right now I’m feeling productive and capable, so it fits.
Obstacle or help, knight of chalices - love— following one’s heart. In this case, I see it as a boon, if I don’t fight it.
My foundation is the fight. It’s been a nightmare (and some of you have been along for the ride) but my hope is that I can let go of my insecurities, & I’m willing to change my outsourcing and make sacrifices

I’ve been making plans (1st 2) but ahead of me is a decision (or several) it’s time to make choices I’ve been avoiding but getting ready for with all that planning.(2nd 2)
My highlighted sense of self (3rd 2) is finding balance, and time management, which is something I get to make a cool announcement about soon!

The Queen of chalice is a being of compassion and grace— the reading says this is how I’m perceived, and I’m so grateful to the people in my life who know whether or not I am, that’s who I aspire to be.

And while I fear being trapped in my inner person and sabotaging myself, the final outcome suggested by my meditation is inspiration, action, and energy to complete the work.

All in all, not bad for a habit I’d fallen out of.

Good meditation.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 04/09/2026
I have an ear worm today 😭
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 30/08/2026
WorldCon was fun today! I was on stage for the first time in s very, very long time, and I honestly can’t wait to do it again. My thanks to Nick for including me even though I’m not really an actor anymore.🖤
A woman in a hat and a mic—with a fake divorce decree stuffed between her tits
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 28/08/2026
It LIVES!
Couch selfie in a soft green tank top and my brown framed glasses, with my shower damp hair down, air drying
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 24/08/2026
Good morning Bsky. I’ve begun a new Monday morning habit— picking fights on fb
Facebook post I wrote this morning:
 S Elizabeth Ransdell
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15m • g
I'm not anti ai. I'm anti being used once AGAIN as part of an unpaid labor force to make something unnecessary work properly while clean water becomes scarcer, people are losing their jobs, and it's primary use for the men building it out is to fucking control us.
But look how fast people decided they all had to be creatives, as though the potential money is anything close to what 99% of us experience.
Why not simply demand it be developed to make
YOUR job easier?
Because you live in resentment and comparison, throwing yourselves into the idea of being
"better" at something than someone who put in time, effort, and dedication, and gleefully look forward to a time when the people you were jealous of have nothing.
Well, jokes on you. Most of us are already starving, thanks to the men you worship.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 23/08/2026
Practicing brush strokes on a mini samadhi. It really is calming to watch the marks fade as it dries. Thanks for suggesting it, @valentinebarker.com
A smash white board with a black case and a single round brush. On the board, a picture had nearly completely faded
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 22/08/2026
Last day of the first week of school and my GOODNESS. But I finally hung my very first original art of a cover made for one of my books! A book which is currently out of my hands, proofs accepted, in the capable possession of ComicMix for production.
A gigantic celestially terrifying woman appearing from a portal as people run from her
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 20/08/2026
Good morning! I can’t wait for the artist spotlight tomorrow, and to share some news on the changes coming to the Shark Queen universe— but first…
A silhouette of a shark with the single word “soon” in the bottom right corner under the logos for the Shark Queen and Valentine Barker, artist.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 20/08/2026
I am alive. Just in case anyone was curious.
A shark queen, soon to be known as Roxanne Ransdell, standing on her back patio by the cat’s playpen, wearing “dad shorts”, a sage green shirt that matches her eyes, and her glasses. No bra, makeup, or hair done because who are we kidding? I do not do these things more than 3-4 times a year.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 15/08/2026
Oh! When I was washing them I found this on the bottom. Turns out they were made in 1980 as some kind of special run for Estee Lauder! There are more. I might be a little obsessed. If I ever have discretionary monies— there might be signs.
A demitasse and saucer . The demitasse is turned upside down to show the markers mark, which reads
Chateau Royal
Porcelains created in Japan especially for
Estee Lauder®
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 13/08/2026
Went thrifting. Bought a thing or 5.
4 black ceramic bowls and a blue and white demitasse with a saucer. Also shown, one empty Costco water bottle and a beat up old purse
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 11/08/2026
Somebaby’s happy to be home. As for me, I’m deciding which single phone space I stick around for and honestly, nobody comes close to Bsky in every way— except my ability to make a living… tough choices.
Truffles the long boi talking a bath on his high perch
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 07/08/2026
*
l appreciate the Horror Writers Association's swift response in removing the author of the pro-Al newsletter from the Board of Trustees. I hope it is never forgotten that Indigenous activism was a driving force in this conversation, so that this kind of harm is never again repeated.
@maeisafraid
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 06/08/2026
Little man REALLY wants to go outside and hunt moths. But letting him out means leaving the screen door open and that means moths INSIDE the house, that he will then murder… Tonight I choose the pollinators, my fur son.
Truffles, my very good and perfect soft tabby tuxedo boi is loafed and loaded, watching the bugs hanging out out on the back patio.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 31/07/2026
Forgot my meds again…
Squirrel says “i just told you 2 mines ago”

Shroom says “i do not control the remember”

By under studio
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 29/07/2026
Home from #SDCC just in time to start packaging up BACKER REWARDS! I won’t spoil them all but look at those shirts❤️
A Shark Queen holding up a black hoodie with the words got smut? On the front in white
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 22/07/2026
Good morning! Doing my best to stay cool and trying to figure out how to drink hot coffee in a house that already feels like a sauna. How are y’all today?
Selfie in my lightest brown dress sitting on my bed with my 12-yr-old (not shown) watching Puss in Boots, (also not shown)
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 18/07/2026
I started a list of work I’ve not finished, and right after I closed the notebook, I found the more works in progress. So, that’s my goal for summer. Finish all the more complete/smaller projects to focus on my very gay Grimm biography.
A small writing tablet with a pink “composition book” cover
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 16/07/2026
Full Metal Alchemist day. 12 is so in love they’re already sketching their favorite.
A picture of Alphonse Elric, the brother who lost his body to the forbidden alchemy and had his soul bonded to a suit of armor, next to which they added the text:
 hi there I don't know
what else to draw
so l'm gonna tell
you how much I love
Alphonse Elric. I
lovelovelovelove
lovelovelovelovelove
lovelovelovelovelove
lovelovelovelovelove
lovelovelovelovelove
loveloveloveLOOVE
Alphonse Elric!!!!
HES SO CUTE MY
BABY I LOVE HIM!!!!
Alphonse haters
burn in hell (I'm asking politely)
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 16/07/2026
I am getting organized up in this bitch!
A tablet with the calendar open full-screen on a calendar with the work day broken down by work
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 15/07/2026
Bsky feels like I just walked into my favorite bar after being in another state for several months and it’s WEIRD.
Proof photo on my balcony in a strapless jumpsuit, with my unbrushed hair up in a ponytail, as always.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 15/07/2026
Have I mentioned how much I love walking down my street and the air is full of jasmine?
Jasmine flowers on a bush
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 15/07/2026
Some days istg
Google, please stop showing me sex ads

I know there are desperate sluts in my area!
I HAVE A MIRROR!

PATREON.COM/ Idiotofthe East
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 03/07/2026
Look what I found amongst the ebooks wherever books are sold? And the physical novellas will be available by next week🥰
Cover Of InSects, a novella by SE Ransdell and Tobin Elliott, featuring a close up photo of a chrysalis
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 01/07/2026
Have y’all seen these tiny cute books ? I’ve got a tiny cute book itch I need to scratch now. I even know which stories I’ll put in it.
The car face and flowers cover for The Butter House by Sarah Gerard, and the Medusa cover for Loving Monsters, a collection by Laura Eppinger
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 24/06/2026
Then and now… a collection of ass…
Black and white photo from behind, on my knees, only showing my bum and part of my torso. She’s thick, that booty.

(2022)Black and white photo from behind of my torso and legs in black heels, fishnet stockings, black neck bottoms, and a black band strappy lingerie 

(2026)Nearly nude photo from behind of a thicker me, in a little g-string on a black satin sheet

(2022)Nude photo from behind on a soft throw blanket with a sheet wrapped around my hips, hiding my bum and feet.

(2026)
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 21/06/2026
Sunshine and Jasmine today. Have I mentioned how grateful I am to be here?
Patio selfie in a purple humorous and glasses, complete with messy hair and no makeupSmall white jasmine blossoms on a shrub
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 16/06/2026
Read Such Pretty Flowers & The Last House on Needless Street this weekend. I enjoyed & recommend both— but I had an issue with Such Pretty Flowers & the LGBTQ rep compared to Needless Street. I won’t spoil them, but I’m really tired of the “only woman I’ve ever been attracted to” trope. Next up:
The Sirens, a novel by Emilia Hart, author of  Weyward
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 15/06/2026
You know someone’s a thoughtful sub if they have pretty back tattoos. I mean, it’s not like we can see them ourselves. But you never know who might be back there who would appreciate it.
A photo of a (rather modestly draped) woman’s bare back, showing a tattoo of a lotus and some kanji script that reads “all is vanity”
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