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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Push me in the water now bitch.” 🦾🔥🖖💫 #StarTrekNemesis

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Maybe my economics and sense of scale are different but $68 for a cheese grater?! Yall done lost yall damn mind.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

To be fair tho the USS Thorn looks like she enjoys her job immensely but gripes about it the entire time. 😾🔥🖖💫 #StarTrekSNW (Courtesy @djb-art.bsky.social)

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Ok I’ve sat with my feels and can genuinely say I rather disliked S04 Ep 2 of Star Trek: Event Horizon. #StarTrek 🧟‍♀️🔥🖖💫

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Theory: Martians domesticated Hadrosaurs and invariably took them places like colonies for pets or horsees or random John Carter whatever. The marzians would’ve knocked out any major predators cuz mArS. Cue wild mustang hadrosaurs breeding like feral cats because hey aliens n boom: VOTH #StarTrek

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

And that mayo had best be Duke’s.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Ive been down and out with the Phyrox plague the last two days and the fever dream I had of Doctor Marlena Evans on the Enterprise wearing Bev’s coat. Ooweee.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Not this season premiere of #StrangeNewWorlds tugging at this fanhull’s two most favorite things in the whole damn galaxy. Fixed this shot. Can’t have the crew sparing expense, can we? #StarTrek 🦖🔥🖖💫

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I see you Superman: The Next Generation 👀🔥🖖💫

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

They say don’t be mean to people, don’t stoop to their level, take the high road, you’ll regret saying things in anger. Today I told someone exactly what I thought. I was angry at a dumbass who devalued me so I unleashed and did not hold back and I have to admit… It felt really fuckin good.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Btw, how much does a Galaxy Class saucer section weigh? Does it glide like a wing when hitting atmosphere, or would the damn thing have spun out like a frisbee had Troi and Data not been there to grease the slide of continent? One of the most underrated emergency landings ever.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Can I have my Cracker Barrel moment now? This thing. It looks like a commercial airline. It’s halfassed and it’s BORING. The gold and red stripes blend into orange (👀) You don’t fuck with iconic design. You refresh it. You adapt it. You modernize it. You don’t destroy it. Please be a vinyl wrap.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Not me just defiantly finding one of my holy grails of starship cuppery for FREE, but fam back me up and confirm… am I in some sort of tumbler aphasia or is this actually the Raktajino stained chalice I think it is?! #StarTrek 🍺🔥🖖💫

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Diet fried chicken. Need I say more.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Not a day goes by when I, at a minimum of at least one second and usually for food, don’t think about needing a replicator in the house. 🍸🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Did you get anything from the human?

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

ALLOSAURUS ALLOSAURUS ALLOSAURUS ALLOSAURUS MY FAVORITE DINOSAUR ALLOSAURUS ALLOSAURUS ALLOSAURUS ALLOSAURUS

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Great Scott’s Ghost! I say, what manner of peculiar machination from the 32nd Century do we have here? Wrong answers only. I’ll go first. It’s a Bolometric Ultraphased Subspace Signal Inversion Emitter 🍩🔥🖖💫 #StarTrekDiscovery

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The undeniable greatest moment in all of #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds. 🖊️ 🔥🖖💫

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

This is just not an eventuality I’m prepared to live through at this current juncture.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Someone on that read it site was bashing my baby girl. This is my starship under the sea & I shan’t tolerate one ill word about her. … except for number 2 w those godawful green lasers & tacky decor. I mean it was 2022 we knew better. And that fucking window. Throw it out w the ballast water. 🦈🔥🖖💫

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

“… I haven’t watched the show but it’s saw some YouTubes about that were trashing it so I also don’t like it and here’s my detailed reasoning:…” … Has go to be the most idiotic yet poignant commentary on modern day media consumption habits if I’ve ever.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

It’s over. Finally. Not the way I’d hoped, but I feel vindicated nonetheless. I’m kinda numb to everything right now. This thing has been a part of my life for so long. Looming, ever present. And now it’s done. I cannot wait until I actually feel the relief this post conveys.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

There's a whole generation With a new explanation People in motion …. People in motion

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Holy Hull Frakking Earl Grey Goodwill find Batman!

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

It’s a scone! I dunno but I’m kind of hoping this is just a placeholder until a new Athena-esque shuttle makes its debut. Something with a killer cockpit, nacelles that match mamaship… maybe. even. wings. But as it stands with with Mister Magic Eraser Guitar Pick here, I am not woo-ed!!

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Anyone casting rn? I find myself wanting to wander into a trek fam chat to converse the night away. Or, hop on a hookup app and… not… do that. Either would do.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Starships slamming into the atmosphere and pulling up overhead at the most clutch moment imaginable will never not be cool. The Adama Maneuver is eternal. 👇🔥🖖💫 #startrek #starfleetacademy #spoilers

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

But what does Syrup of Squill taste like, exactly? I imagine a fruity, smokey, sweet and sour situation with hints of vanilla and teriyaki. Just me tho.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I can’t unsee and I’m here for it all the same.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Oooreeewooo Any Australian Trekkies within comms range? Well, any willing humor me in a favor, that is? I promise it’s not like last time. Everyone gets to keep their clothes. I mean if they want to. No seriously I would be most humbled if this small, silly, ridiculous favor could happen. DM me!

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Saw this on the Book: “The existence of gay Klingons implies the existence of bitchy old queen Klingons. They'd have the funniest and deadliest brunch arguments in the whole galaxy.” Like guuuurl we been known that.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Ok. This episode was.. wow. I mean I can’t quite describe the feeling. Like sure we’ve seen episodes like this before, but not like THIS. My only critique and it comes from a place of pure pocketbook bias: If you’re gonna do The Furies, then DO Tha Mada Fahkin FURIES. #StarfleetAcademy 🐍🔥💫🖖

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I’d forgotten that “The Muse” is not a favorite of mine. The whole Lwaxanna B story just drives me bananas on top of the A story having me wanting to slap someone. That bih ain’t even Jake’s type. What’s the pitch? Snake lady eats Jake’s brains while a Betazoid stork visits Odo? 📖🔥🖖💫 #StarTrekDS9

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

And, just how many times have we seen characters in robes, wraps, drapes and full capes? Did they hurt you, too? No one’s asking you to wear a skirt. Stop acting like it. Although you should probably consider the ventilation qualities of one.

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J.J. Lendl @jjlendl.com · 07/02/2026

Here’s my poster for this week’s newest Starfleet Academy episode “Series Acclimation Mil”. Truly lovely episode and an amazing tribute to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. #startrek #starfleetacademy #startrekds9

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Admit it. It’s been playing in your head ever since you watched the latest episode of #StarfleetAcademy. Hasn’t it? 📯🔥🖖💫

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

The thing I’m finding interesting about #StarfleetAcademy is it’s so damned rewatchable.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Obsessed x2! Classic Jake but refined and brought into the NOW. GIMME.

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

No YOU’RE crying and have goosebumps. 😭🔥🖖💫 #StarfleetAcademy

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

My fifth-grade science teacher gave me this book and I was hooked. The cover art & ship drawings blew my mind. Each design felt bold & imaginative. The Andor, Northampton & Thufir classes always stuck with me. Remember the FASA stuff? Have a favorite ship? 🪽🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy

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The Scorch @thescorch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Sleek lines, retro styling, aggressive yet friendly bow, polite nacelles. Signed hullplate. The aquashuttle is an underrated beauty. 🌊🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StarTrekTAS

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