Reposted by LaurenLis is deep in the pitt @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026every single quilt @thescatto.bsky.social makes is perfect and i cannot believe this isn't up for more yetttt www.32auctions.com/organization...32auctions.comGeometric Cosmic QuiltAuction item 'Geometric Cosmic Quilt' hosted online at 32auctions. 183
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Holy shit you guys!! Thanks for all the reposts, and if you’re a bidder, thank you!! All the money is going to a good cause for democracy… sounds about right for July 4. 063
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 05/07/2026🎶Twenty twenty twenty four hours to goooo I wanna be sedated!!! Ok, it’s 22 hours, but no one sings songs about that time period. 22 hours left to bid on my Cosmic Quilt!!! It’s like FIREWORKS, but quiet and on your lap and completely non disruptive to pets. www.32auctions.com/organization...32auctions.comGeometric Cosmic QuiltAuction item 'Geometric Cosmic Quilt' hosted online at 32auctions. 0209
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026So, I guess I should mention I have a quilt in the upcoming Romancing the Vote auction… I’m SO STOKED!!! www.32auctions.com/organization...32auctions.comGeometric Cosmic QuiltAuction item 'Geometric Cosmic Quilt' hosted online at 32auctions. 47826
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I maybe never specified what definition of interesting it was gonna be…static.klipy.comWash's 'All Gonna Die' Moment in FireflyAlt: Wash's 'All Gonna Die' Moment in Firefly 040
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Me: I’m really sore, I got hit by a vehicle at work Normal person: Aw jeez that sucks did you catch what kind of car hit you? Me: oh it wasn’t a car, it was a black carriage with a frog and two vultures on the front driven by a team of gremlins. What? I DID say I was AT WORK 060
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Working on the Sleeping Beauty ballet (from the 1880s), and surprising no one, Disney took music from it for its movie. And yet, every night I am pissed off that the melody for Once Upon a Dream isn’t a romantic pas da deux but is a bunch of village maids. Solid branding work by Disney, that. 020
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Filling in as a followspot for rehearsal today. I don’t get up to the spot booth often but there is some sort of gem every time I do. 050
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 01/04/2026On this, the fooliest of April days I am going to tell the story of the best practical joke I have ever, and will probably ever pull off. Absolute perfection. 1/? 131
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Here is the beginning of a thread about the stuff I have in the OFMD craft fair auction- IT ENDS IN 3 HOURS AND CHANGE…. There is so much good in this auction, if you haven’t gone to check it out, do so!! 000
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Sitting in rehearsal is how I find out one of the most famous pieces of classical music Mendelssohn’s Wedding March is actually from a ballet of A Midsummer Night’s Dream Me right now:media.tenor.comSurprised Pikachu GIFAlt: Surprised Pikachu GIF 011
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I’ve been telling everyone that my ability to regulate under pressure is broken. 1101
Reposted by LaurenElphia @elphia3.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Every quilt in the auction is beautiful, and I know nothing about quilting, so they all seem like magic to me. Hundreds(?) of pieces of perfectly assembled fabric!! Totally smooth and symmetrical. So soothing 💙 #fandommarket www.32auctions.com/organization...32auctions.comGeometric Quilt (Twin Size)Auction item 'Geometric Quilt (Twin Size)' hosted online at 32auctions. 0237
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 06/03/2026You guys know you want this! www.32auctions.com/organization...32auctions.comGeometric Quilt (Twin Size)Auction item 'Geometric Quilt (Twin Size)' hosted online at 32auctions. 065
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 05/03/2026While the world is on fire I sew to keep myself sane. Just dropped off another quilt to the quilter. 0211
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 04/03/2026This duck has has the look of the greasy haired guy who attempts to steal your girl 110
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 04/03/2026No context for you Overheard at work “huh. What’s that wall doing there?” 020
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I have a few items in this!! It seems like tons of really amazing crafters have put up items! This quilt of mine is one of the things up for auction. Just sayin. 2377
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Loose tools on the grid” 020
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 07/02/2026My favorite work acronym that sums up my whole week (aka programmer problem not program problem) PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Console 141
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Oh darn, oh whoops, my purchasing finger slipped and I bought a die to cut fabric letters… 040
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 30/12/2025The “Please be mindful of the fact we are all grown-ups so please clean up after yourself” is so fuckin snarky in a bathroom that HAS NO TRASHCAN. And I’ve been in this bathroom several times before and there never HAS been any trash can so it’s not just a temporary thing. 030
Reposted by LaurenKitty Chandler @mightybattlecat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Don't wait for it to die in the Senate, make like it's the Ides of March and help it out. 13119
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I told some of my co workers “a hot dog is just a kind of taco” and I think I might have broke them.media.tenor.comelmo from sesame street standing in front of a doorAlt: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a door shrugging 1110
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Nutcracker 2025 show 1 I’m here to crack nuts and take… *touches ear mic* Whaddya mean I did this already? It’s show 1?! *touches ear mic again* Oh. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. Here we go again. Now I know what Bill Murray went thru on Groundhog Day. 1338
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 12/11/2025OH JESUS, FUCK THEY ARE REHEARSING NUTCRACKER BETWEEN SHOWS TODAY. I’M SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANOTHER 2 WHOLE WEEKS OF PEACE WITHOUT BEING ASSAULTED BY THIS MUSIC. 080
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 26/10/2025To improve morale on the timeline, check out the SUPER SECRET summer project that I finished yesterday. It’s for friends who are not on Bluesky for their wedding. I’ll take it to the quilter when I pick my other quilt. 6493
Reposted by LaurenMerrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2025It’s WISHLIST WEDNESDAY and if you have $8 to spare we need HAY please! donorbox.org/mmfs-2025-ha... 78650
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 06/10/2025You gotta be fucking kidding me, that is NUTCRACKER SNOW! ON THE FLOOR! OF MY HOUSE! IN OCTOBER! I haven’t even been in the theater for three months. KILL IT WITH FIRE 1171
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 22/09/2025This summer’s project will be heading to the quilter in the next few days!! 390
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Ok, can somebody please explain if the dryer is not a stackable dryer what kind of monster would make the top of the dryer sloped, so you can’t put folded things on top of it and they just slide right off? 260
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I absolutely read this to the tune of “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks 050
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Seriously Jacques ze Whipper was always my favorite part of the MA Renaissance Faire and I’m glad he’s making a big name for himself, but I will miss seeing him every year 130
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Without downloading any new images where are you mentally 141
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 17/07/2025when me and my crew roll up on youmedia.tenor.coma cartoon scene with a water tower and a buildingAlt: a quick zoom into the WB water tower with all 3 animaniacs bursting out of it 220
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 26/06/2025New “overheard at work” just dropped “He’s dead in a good place, we’ll be fine” 040
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 06/06/2025A friend had a spare ticket to Alanis Morisette and that was fun, but the opener of JOAN FREAKIN’ JETT is gonna be hard to top for my personal list 1100
Reposted by LaurenLaurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Have you commented yet? so important to do the thing. (This thread has useful info.) 02430
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I know how you feel little sandbag, I know how you feel. 071
Lauren @thescatto.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Aw yeah, lookee what came back from the quilter and is all done! 1210
