the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026remembering when louis ck apologized for his sexual misconduct, seeing a lot of my progressive friends saying that it was surprising and refreshing to see a man "taking accountability" for once. i thought it really sucked & within 1 year he was publicly griping abt how it affected his career lol 0290
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026its no surprise to me im sleeping with my clothes on cause every now and then i sleep with my clothes on 0140
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026new horizons making it so that topiaries dont change color with the seasons & you can only change the color at harvs island is really really evil and abhorrent and vile 061
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i swear every time i take my cat to the vet he shrinks to the size of a bug. he is not this small!!!! 2231
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026just remembered when better call saul first came out & people were analyzing the episode titles bc that was a thing in breaking bad & they thought jesse was going to show up in the s1 finale bc the last letter of each episode combined was an anagram for "yooooooooo" 0190
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026im getting into muting people i don't like rather than blocking them #peaceful #peacefulonline #2026yearofpeace 0130
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026how have i posted one thousand times on bluesky 060
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026is it physiologically ok that ive been furiously angry pretty much every day of my life since i was born 070
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026as a pennsylvanian fetterman was the last straw for me, i am never getting excited about a political candidate ever again. i was already basically done at that point but the idea of a freak slob ogre guy running my entire state seemed fun & innovative. he couldnt even be normal bad tho he's evil 060
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026dems really need to start responding to "trans people in sports" questions like theyre being asked to weigh in on the war on christmas or satanic messages in disney movies. it is an asinine manufactured non-issue & it's embarrassing for any "progressive" to act like it isnt 28921
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026when im writing lyrics i want/have to die 1170
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i saw rhps a few times in college (i was a theater major with all theater major friends) and the callout aspect stressed me out so much. i didnt understand how i was supposed to know all of them & i didnt know what any of the actors were even actually saying bc i could not hear them 390
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026sorry but the "i didnt remember this being so homophobic" comic is so accurate to 90s media specifically. it is stapled to the front of my brain i really cant help it 3200
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026had a really scary dream last night so i read some of my book to relax but the part i was at turned into a graphic description of a guy getting killed with a broom. which like usually doesnt happen in this book 1220
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026awesome video i just found youtu.be/6dosfiJdr0g?...youtu.beAlice in Wonderland - The Futterwacken!!YouTube video by Saiyan1337 020
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026im really letting the melatonin talk tonight 090
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026whenever i think abt pirates of the Caribbean movies im always reminded of michael eisners enraged initial reaction to johnny depps jack sparrow. he was like, that's not how a pirate talks >:( 160
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i cant stand the narrative that depp would have remained a hollywood a lister if his evil wife didnt stop him. he was performing badly in bad movies for sooo many years like from the mid aughts onward. rango was good & thats basically it 2130
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i liked pearl fine but i didnt really like x and i didnt see the 3rd thing. pearl benefited a lot from having a funny dance in it. Will there be a funny dance in the new scrooge movie? will he do the futterwacken 150
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i dont get why this is the tagline like he just looks like how scrooge looks. he's like old and haggard and shitty looking. and most of a christmas carol is like flashbacks to his youth so what is this movie. it sounds like its just another a christmas carol. i dont get it. i dont fucking get it 1120
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026that johnny depp scrooge movie just looks like when jim carrey did a silly cgi mocap scrooge. performance probably pales in comparison honestly 240
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026youtu.be/kBZPaYUGP6o?...youtu.beLet's Save Tony Orlando's HouseYouTube video by Yo La Tengo - Topic 010
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026this has been like one of the worst & scariest weeks of my life btw. but it'll be ok 1140
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026kind of interesting how The Visit has the inverse problem. it makes sense that every waking second of this story is being filmed, kids getting their own dedicated camera & wanting to capture everything with it is such a thing. plus the kid's on some boring trip w literally nothing else to do 150
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026like its actually awesome youtu.be/domlSRu34Mk?...youtu.beMorley GroveYouTube video by RemyAbode 140
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026watched morley grove for the first time recently & it's the only other youtube analog horror arg thing that I've seen that's really on the same level 140
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026i like that new norm rang up dave rubin and was like "hey we think you'd be perfect in our show as the conniving freak homo who wants to poison american society" and he was like "yes! i love that my entire existence is basically this conversation over and over" 1120
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026the admire the rawrchitecture design from my teespring is BACK, likely in much better quality! and cute new japes shirt!!! look!!!!! look!!!!!!!!! 1264
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026i think something that explains a lot about me is that until basically adulthood i really only listened to musicals & the beatles. and i didnt grow up in like a fundamentalist christian household like this was self imposed 2190
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026making a bunch of straight up bullshit in tomodachi life 0253
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026i need that gerblin lemon cake person to get behind me right now 1120
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026ive seen this happen at just 10k followers. maybe even 5k. you have to be so careful out there 1170
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026imo everyone should strive to NOT become popular online because i think it turns your brain into a hornets nest of paranoia and misery 1191
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026wish my car would turn into a little airplane sometimes 1131
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026i havent seen atla in a long time but i just remembered how much i liked the episodes that were very palpably written by futurama people, hehe 160
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026i promise i dont mean this in an anti-intellectual anti-constructive-critique way but i feel like people should give creative projects more room to be like, not on the same level as the most acclaimed examples of their medium. do u know what i mean 3420
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026somebody get them out of that damned digital circus 4396
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026youtu.be/6JXw5MuwapA?...youtu.beThe ArgusYouTube video by Ween - Topic 1130
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026the most spiritual ive ever felt was when i was like 6 and thought all the gods from all the religions were real but zeus was still the main one. and all the animal gods from princess mononoke were also involved 0140
the scary jokes @thescaryjokes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026sorry for the depressing posts, browsing this new church's website and watching a video of one of their sermons genuinely ruined my entire day 160
