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bedtime bangtan fic club @bedtimebangtan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
11/14 We made it to fest fic friday! This week we have the sling and the spatula by @thesameflatfish.bsky.social from @btssummerlove.bsky.social fest Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/55648498 Remember to check the tags before reading and leave a kudos/comment to show your love 💜
rating: general
ships: jungkook/yoongi
tags: single parents, ex-idol jungkook, jungkook is whipped, oblivious yoongi, one-sided enemies to lovers, rivals to lovers, neighbors au
words: 16,448
completeYoongi staunchly remembers Jungkook starting the competition. Okay, well, the truth is that he doesn’t remember exactly how the fight to become the best griller at the annual block party started, but he’s very certain that Jungkook started it because Jungkook is annoying and competitive and has apparently made it his mission to get under Yoongi’s skin more than anyone else ever has.

This is the third year that Yoongi and Jungkook have been fighting over being crowned the best at grilling in their community. Yoongi is fairly certain that Taehyung is half a second away from making everyone at the block party vote just so that one of them can definitively be the winner and the loser will shut up. Namjoon says that the issue with this is the fact that Jungkook and Yoongi are both way too competitive and then it would have to be a competition that the entire neighborhood is acknowledging every year and Namjoon thinks that the best course of action is to ignore it until Jungkook and Yoongi stop bickering.

Yoongi would stop bickering, but he knows that Jungkook never will.

Or: Yoonkook are neighbors and single fathers who hide their attraction to one another behind a grilling rivalry.
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BTS Homecoming @btshomecoming.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
💜 Sincerely, @thesameflatfish.bsky.social 💜 are we falling in love (or just through a third story window)? Yoonkook 7.6k General Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/65453578
Graphic is an open envelope with a page with scalloped edges coming out of it. There are two stamps on the envelope, one being the BTS Homecoming logo. The background is stars in various shades of purple.

The letter says:
are we falling in love (or just through a third story window)?
Yoonkook
7.6k
General
Complete

Summary
Min Yoongi's world gets turned upside down when Jeon Jungkook falls through his third-story window.

Tags
hurt/comfort, jeon jungkook is good at feelings, alternate universe - modern

Sincerely,
Kierstin


X: @thesameflatfish
Ao3: thesameflatfish
Bluesky: @thesameflatfish
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malagu 🌸 @ashleyice.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Operation: Yoonkook by @thesameflatfish.bsky.social College AU 9,105 words 1/1 archiveofourown.org/works/49973827
Operation: Yoonkook by thesameflatfish
“You’re really talking him up. Are you trying to set me up on a date with him or something?”

“Absolutely not,” Hoseok says. “But I am ninety-nine percent sure that his barista last night is your roommate and I want them to date.”

Jimin blinks. “What?”

Hoseok nods. “We went into the cafe last night and I recognized this guy. He barely was able to look at me because he was all starry-eyed over Yoongi-hyung- Which, actually tell him is really rude I’m just as charming as hyung is- but I think that he might have come to our showcase at the end of last semester and you guys maybe hugged for a really long time after the show,” he says.

“Okay,” Jimin says. “You want them to date?”

Hoseok nods, looking pleased.

He must really want them to date, Jimin thinks to himself.

“So, wanna help me get them to fall in love?”

 

Or: Jimin wants to avoid falling in love in college, but a plan to set Yoongi and Jungkook up puts him in close proximity with Jung Hoseok, who Jimin can’t seem to stop having feelings for.
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malagu 🌸 @ashleyice.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
who is my heart waiting for? by @thesameflatfish.bsky.social Soulmate AU 2seok are famous 32,229 words 3/3 archiveofourown.org/works/591672...
who is my heart waiting for?
thesameflatfish
Summary:
On Jimin’s left forearm, in pretty cursive, is the phrase Oh, it’s nice to meet you. Which is nothing spectacular. If Jimin only had this phrase on his body, he would be simultaneously thrilled and exasperated. Thrilled because his soulmate at least will think that it’s nice to meet him. Exasperated because Jimin thinks that it’s probably one of the more common phrases that people have on them.

But, on Jimin’s right arm, in the very same font: Sorry, this is my boyfriend.

Which, of course, means three things:

1. Jimin has two soulmates
2. At least one of Jimin’s soulmates has a boyfriend
3. The odds of the two soulmates already dating before ever meeting Jimin is astronomically high

OR: College student Park Jimin is overwhelmed to find out that his soulmates, who he wished he'd never meet, are famous idols Jung Hoseok and Kim Seokjin.
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BTS Homecoming @btshomecoming.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
GREETINGS FROM A FEATURED WRITER... 💌 💜 Kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social / x.com/thesameflatf...
Greetings from... Kierstin

X, Bluesky + Ao3: thesameflatfish


What is home?
feeling content. 

A lesson I've learned while the tannies are away: i leveled up in korean, so more korean!! 

Featured excerpt from "you could be my one and only":

Jungkook feels nervous. 

He’s kind of met Seokjin and Namjoon before. And Seokjin doesn’t make him pay for most of his drinks and Jimin is in love with Namjoon, so Jungkook doesn’t think that they’re bad people or mean people or will hate him or leave him out of the conversation or anything like that. But, he still calls them both seonbae, neither has ever given him permission to call them hyung, so it’s not like he’s close to them.
 
And Jimin has spoken of Hoseok as though he were an actual ray of sunshine (“Jungkook-ah, he might have actually been sent to us from Heaven.”), so Jungkook isn’t too scared of meeting him. 

But. 

Taehyung hadn’t seemed to like Jungkook much right off the bat. They’ve only technically met the one time at the cafe, but Jungkook has seen him around campus since then and Taehyung has not reacted too kindly to seeing him.
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Arirangthelas⁷ 💜⊙⊝⊜ ⟭⟬E ARE B⟬⟭CK @athelas81.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Ah! @thesameflatfish.bsky.social has posted the last chapter of the rewritten "just the essentials"! archiveofourown.org/works/43679673 It is soooo good.
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Golden Haven: A Charity Zine Collection @goldenhavenzine.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
💛 Contributor Spotlight 💛 Please give a warm welcome to Kierstin (@thesameflatfish.bsky.social). She joins us as a fic & socmed au writer contributor! ✍️ Check out her previous work & get excited to see her zine pieces for Volume I 🐰 of Golden Haven: A Charity Zine Collection. 💜
KIERSTIN
FIC & SOCMED WRITER
"Maybe, if he's really lucky, Yoongi and Seokjin will blast music in the car so loudly that neither of them will even remember that Jungkook is in the car. Sure, that would mean that he would have to walk back to his apartment from theirs, but that's a small price to pay so that he doesn't have to endure small talk with the two people that he's unrequitedly in love with.
Seokjin gets in the driver's seat. Yoongi does not blast the music.
The air in the car is definitively awkward, almost awkward enough that Jungkook debates how long he has to jump out of the car before they're driving fast enough that he would get hurt."KIERSTIN
FIC & SOCMED AU WRITER
SHE/HER
GET TO KNOW ME
Hi! I'm a yoonkook writer who writes for ao3 and socmed aus. I'm happy to bias my same-aged friend jungkook!
FAV JK MOMENT
"it's salty! is this the same flatfish i know?!"
YOU CAN FIND ME ON: Twitter, AO3, and Bluesky at @thesameflatfish
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
brodi really an army now he’s hitting me w a hobi
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
good morning to jin
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
and a reminder that i do have a yoonkook fic feed if you’re looking for yoonkook fics!!! add it to your feeds :)
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
heyooo
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
hello and happy #wipwednesday! got two again~ one for the minimoni besties and one for the haikyuu besties
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
thanks for all of the love on this one 🌸🥰
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
this is such a perfect photo i love him so so much
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
i missed a hobi live????
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
#yoonkook | philtre by thesameflatfish | T | part 1/1 | 7.4k | @ynkkfantasyfest Jungkook denies the possibility that he accidentally gave his friends a love potion because Yoongi isn't acting any differently, and is most definitely not in love with...
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
hit 50% today 🍙 @ffwrtrchallenge
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
oh what the fuck
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
i want to keep updating the yoonkook au but the tl makes me miserable lately like i don’t even wanna come here
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
hi :)
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
happy halloween 🎃
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
why am i blushing my over kuroo tetsuro I THOUGHT I WAS STRONGER THAN THIS
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
hello and happy #wipwednesday! got one for my yoonkook besties and one for my haikyuu besties~
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
#yoonkook au where its confession day and jungkook uses an online article to ask out his crush, but fails with each attempt.
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
yoonkook mini tonight?
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
hi @ayorapline
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
#2seokmin | who is my heart waiting for? by thesameflatfish | General audiences | Part 3/3 | 32.2k College student Park Jimin is overwhelmed to find out that his soulmates, who he wished he'd never meet, are famous idols Jung Hoseok and Kim...
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
i’m trying to be better about showing how appreciative i am to all of the comments and qrts i get so if you see me replying to comments and qrts from 2022… sorry that’s just who i am 😭
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
okay wait i’m doing a second poll since i can’t do math
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
i’ve been reunited with cold noodles
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
hi :)
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
which bts member do you think i’m most similar to? (pls only choose one even tho there’s 2 polls)
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
imagine hating me and i’m just in my airbnb writing yoonkook falling in love 10000000 different ways
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
starting my day crying over kim seokjin cool cool cool
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
🖤🩶🤍💜 happy asexual awareness week! you all know how much writing ace characters means to me so in honor, here are all of my aus & fics that feature an ace character:
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
good morning i miss yoonkook
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
turns out i’m in love with jin
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
happy #wipwednesday besties
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
yoonkook au is updated! pls enjoy. 💜
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
working on the update now!! maybe an hour?
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
just did a workout thing and at the end the lady said “i encourage you not to be a fish” EXCUSE ME MAAM WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?????
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
i’m always reminded of my biggest regional dialect when google docs is yelling at me to add “to be” to sentences.
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
thesameflatfish on Zaqa: zaqa.net/thesameflatfish/post/14717…
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
hi
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
yoonkook au is updated! pls enjoy. 💜
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
working on yoonkook au update now!! maybe 2 hours?
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
2seok omg 😭😭
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
thesameflatfish on Zaqa: zaqa.net/thesameflatfish/post/14623…
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kierstin @thesameflatfish.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
this healed me t.co/fVKo92Kvo0
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